Crap My Cubemate Says...

An Ode to the Crazies

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Unless the stripper’s driving the van, it's not for a bachelor party.

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But I only know 'AutoSum'.

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SERIAL rules my life!!

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Have you ever seen a banana?

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MALE: I got it done last week and my hair still looks phenomenal. I should be in a Pert Plus commercial.

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If you are gonna be a crazy cat lady, at least be informative.

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Do you guys like cats? OK, how do you make mine not an asshole?

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Dang, might as well just put on some daisy dukes with it!

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It’s official, this place is Hogwarts, because only a wizard would have been able to pull off what she is asking!

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She tested positive for cooties.

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E1) How do you keep your pants so white? E2) Well...I don't poop in them.

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An apple a day makes you happy all day!!

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A) The pony that now growny and eats macaroni, and likes mony mony mony… B) What the heck is in that coffee? A) Coffee, and a little bit of crack… hee hee

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Guy 1 to Guy 2: You say that to her...but how come you don’t tell me how beautiful I am?

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My mom has I.B.S.!!

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It’s better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it!

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Ew!