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[needabreakfromreality]

British Words

Knackered = Tired

Snog = Making Out

Fancy = Like Someone

Boot = Kick Something

Bird = Girl

Bob’s Your Uncle = And there you have it

Chuffed = To like something

Lift = Elevator

Bogey = Booger

Braces = Suspenders

Gobsmacked = OMG

Jumper = Sweater

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Shag = have sex with someone

[adiangillen]

Cuppa = Cup of tea Tea = Dinner

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Suspenders = those things that hold your stockings up from your knickers

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Smashed = Drunk Sozzled = Drunk Rat-arsed = Drunk Wankered = Drunk Mashed = Drunk Trollied = Drunk (From "off his trolly" meaning mad or drunk)

[silverwitch]

Full Moon Dates for 2014

[uniporndreams]

January 15th February 14th March 16th April 15th May 14th June 12th July 12th August 10th September 8th October 8th November 6th December 6th

[she-snake]

for my followers who are werewolves

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Or romantic sods who like to take girls out and mention the full moon. Read: Me.

[castiellinactiveblog]

Sherlock 3.01 The Empty Hearse

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Mycroft those trousers are quite long on you.

[mydearchevy]

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Love me a bit of embarrassed Mystrade.

[becks28nz]

The Holmes Boys Play Operation.

[tiny-tiny-tiger-blog]

So, I decided to do something about it and invest in some new face wash.

I ended up ordering X-Out. It’s made by the same people that make Proactive, but takes a lot less work, which is cool, because having to use 32895794 different steps to wash your face before bed sucks a variety of balls. ...

[crapsahoy-blog]

 Please do, this sounds good.

[crapsahoy-blog]

Why I wear makeup

I wear makeup because it often makes my face look more like a drawing of a more attractive woman's face. I know I am attractive, I just like to really fucking push the boat out. Some days, I put on makeup in bad lighting and then see myself in good lighting and realise that my face actually looked better beforehand, because even though it was kind of sallow and splotchy looking, at least it didn't look orange and cakey. However, if I don't have time to reapply the makeup better, I will just go out looking worse than if I was not wearing makeup because somehow not wearing makeup feels unprofessional, and less good than even wearing bad makeup. The more I watch tutorial videos from excellent youtubers, the more I realise that there is a graph of makeup application and past a certain point you are just an artist drawing the face of an attractive person over your pre-existing face. Like, drawing on bigger eyes, higher eyebrows, making the hollows of your cheekbones sit higher etc. I think this is extremely funny. 

I wear makeup notionally because I want to, but I am very aware that it is because I want to seem more attractive to people I want to attract, and let people I do not want to attract know that I am attractive, and am therefore a threat and an ally. I am fine with this. I do not wear makeup "for myself", and I don't believe other women do. If I did, would it be so I looked more like someone else for the sheer joy of disguise? Maybe to masturbate furiously over a reflection that looked like a different woman, as cheap pornography? There is practically no point in looking less like yourself "for yourself". I have no idea where I'm going with this, but those are my thoughts on makeup.  Also I need a new concealer, I ran out about a year ago and just haven't bothered to replace it.

[oswaldgrouse]

Paul Stuart Spring/Summer 2013

[bespoke-makers]

Berluti 2013 Fall / Winter Collection

GQ JAPAN

[idealgirl123]

SUIT APPRECIATION POST

Why? because I am wearing a suit. I haven’t been able to look good in a suit for YEARS. very happy!

[lovelyladythings]

Girl Crush

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OH FOR GODS SAKE

You: Sorry, Mr Holmes, did you just try to ring me? I was in a meeting. GL

Stranger: Yes, sorry. I just had an inquiry about my brother. Is he doing well? MH

You: He’s… Yeah. I mean, he’s alright. He’d been a bit shaken up since that Adler woman’s case. Bit quiet. GL

You: Nothing to worry about, I hope? GL

Stranger: No, I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. He’ll be fine. MH

You: Good, good. Do you think he’s seeing anyone? GL

You: I just didn’t expect him to get so upset over a woman. To be honest, I didn’t really think it was his deal. GL

Stranger: Not to my knowledge, no. MH

Stranger: I didn’t expect it either. It’s never been his ‘deal’ before. MH

You: So he’s…? GL

You: I’m not asking for myself! I’m just curious. GL

You: But not curious in that way! GL

You: Sorry, too personal. Anyway, yeah, he’s fine. GL

Stranger: He’s what? Gay? I’m not entirely sure. MH

Stranger: He would never admit it though. He despises the thought of being anything like me. MH

You: [Pause] Right. Defiance even stretched to sexuality, mature. GL

Stranger: Quite. MH

You: Are you seeing anyone at the moment? Again, just curious. GL

Stranger: I am not. MH

You: Greg set down his third scotch. Been in a meeting, my arse. He’d been in the shower, but it somehow didn’t sound right. He shook his head free of the thoughts clamouring at it.  Cool. I was just wondering. Divorce just finalised, desperately looking for people who aren’t in relationships to talk to. Slightly fearing Valentine’s day’s approach. GL

Stranger: I never pay much mind to Valentine’s day. I’m always too busy with work to be with anyone anyhow. MH

You: Not quite the same here. Sherlock solves the cases, makes me a bit of a spare part. Well, spare part and paperwork. GL

Stranger: Paperwork is quite important. MH

You: If you’re about to tell me paperwork is in any way fulfilling or fun, I am going to drastically disagree. GL

Stranger: It isn’t /fun/. It’s just a crucial part of any kind of work. MH

Stranger: Maybe you could give Sherlock some paperwork to do. MH

You: It’s hard enough to get him out of bed. Anyway, other things are important too. You know, relaxing. Getting away from the office. GL

Stranger: That sounds nice. Unfortunately I’m unable to do so. MH

You: Literally? No time in your day? What do you do when you get home? GL

Stranger: Sleep. If I do manage to get home. MH

You: You can’t be serious. What about eating? Showering? Dressing, for goodness’ sake. You can’t be constantly busy, there have to be free times. GL

Stranger: I eat at the office, and shower and dress before leaving for work. MH

You: So you only ever speak to office people? GL

Stranger: Yes. MH

You: I mean, how would you feel about sharing mealtimes with someone else? You know, as a way of getting away from it all? GL

Stranger: Why do you ask? MH

You: Like dinner. Tonight, maybe. GL

You: Well, you know. If I’m feeling like a spare part, and you sound like you could do with someone to chat to about things that aren’t work, perhaps it would be a good thing to do. GL

Stranger: Oh. I’ll see what I can do. Things haven’t been too terribly busy today. MH

You: You could come round, if you like. I like cooking. Only if you can spare the time to get here. GL

Stranger: That sounds lovely. Would 7 be alright? MH

You: Sounds great. It’s 157 Mornington Crescent. Anything you don’t eat? GL

Stranger: No. MH

You: Great. I’ll see you then. GL

Stranger: I’m looking forward to it. MH

Your conversational partner has disconnected. FOR GOD’S SAKE

AND GREG CLEANING UP HIS FILTHY BACHELOR PAD THERE WAS GOING TO BE STEW

AND AN EXPLANATION OF GREG’S FRENCH FAMILY AND THEN SOFA SEDUCTION AND CUDDLES

THEY WERE GOING TO FIND EACH OTHER THIS IS WHY I AM ALWAYS MYCROFT

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OH FOR GODS SAKE

You: Sorry, Mr Holmes, did you just try to ring me? I was in a meeting. GL

Stranger: Yes, sorry. I just had an inquiry about my brother. Is he doing well? MH

You: He's... Yeah. I mean, he's alright. He'd been a bit shaken up since that Adler woman's case. Bit quiet. GL

You: Nothing to worry about, I hope? GL

Stranger: No, I don't think it's anything to worry about. He'll be fine. MH

You: Good, good. Do you think he's seeing anyone? GL

You: I just didn't expect him to get so upset over a woman. To be honest, I didn't really think it was his deal. GL

Stranger: Not to my knowledge, no. MH

Stranger: I didn't expect it either. It's never been his 'deal' before. MH

You: So he's...? GL

You: I'm not asking for myself! I'm just curious. GL

You: But not curious in that way! GL

You: Sorry, too personal. Anyway, yeah, he's fine. GL

Stranger: He's what? Gay? I'm not entirely sure. MH

Stranger: He would never admit it though. He despises the thought of being anything like me. MH

You: [Pause] Right. Defiance even stretched to sexuality, mature. GL

Stranger: Quite. MH

You: Are you seeing anyone at the moment? Again, just curious. GL

Stranger: I am not. MH

You: Greg set down his third scotch. Been in a meeting, my arse. He'd been in the shower, but it somehow didn't sound right. He shook his head free of the thoughts clamouring at it.  Cool. I was just wondering. Divorce just finalised, desperately looking for people who aren't in relationships to talk to. Slightly fearing Valentine's day's approach. GL

Stranger: I never pay much mind to Valentine's day. I'm always too busy with work to be with anyone anyhow. MH

You: Not quite the same here. Sherlock solves the cases, makes me a bit of a spare part. Well, spare part and paperwork. GL

Stranger: Paperwork is quite important. MH

You: If you're about to tell me paperwork is in any way fulfilling or fun, I am going to drastically disagree. GL

Stranger: It isn't /fun/. It's just a crucial part of any kind of work. MH

Stranger: Maybe you could give Sherlock some paperwork to do. MH

You: It's hard enough to get him out of bed. Anyway, other things are important too. You know, relaxing. Getting away from the office. GL

Stranger: That sounds nice. Unfortunately I'm unable to do so. MH

You: Literally? No time in your day? What do you do when you get home? GL

Stranger: Sleep. If I do manage to get home. MH

You: You can't be serious. What about eating? Showering? Dressing, for goodness' sake. You can't be constantly busy, there have to be free times. GL

Stranger: I eat at the office, and shower and dress before leaving for work. MH

You: So you only ever speak to office people? GL

Stranger: Yes. MH

You: I mean, how would you feel about sharing mealtimes with someone else? You know, as a way of getting away from it all? GL

Stranger: Why do you ask? MH

You: Like dinner. Tonight, maybe. GL

You: Well, you know. If I'm feeling like a spare part, and you sound like you could do with someone to chat to about things that aren't work, perhaps it would be a good thing to do. GL

Stranger: Oh. I'll see what I can do. Things haven't been too terribly busy today. MH

You: You could come round, if you like. I like cooking. Only if you can spare the time to get here. GL

Stranger: That sounds lovely. Would 7 be alright? MH

You: Sounds great. It's 157 Mornington Crescent. Anything you don't eat? GL

Stranger: No. MH

You: Great. I'll see you then. GL

Stranger: I'm looking forward to it. MH

Your conversational partner has disconnected. FOR GOD'S SAKE

AND GREG CLEANING UP HIS FILTHY BACHELOR PAD THERE WAS GOING TO BE STEW

AND AN EXPLANATION OF GREG'S FRENCH FAMILY AND THEN SOFA SEDUCTION AND CUDDLES

THEY WERE GOING TO FIND EACH OTHER THIS IS WHY I AM ALWAYS MYCROFT

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Desalle by Dan Knafo Makeup: Anny Chow Hair: Andy Tseng

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Ralph Lauren Fall 2013