hello beastie

hello i am Amy; just trying to be hilare in the world. Don't be an ass to people bc its not very cool

[aristo-twat]

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

[especiallyecho]

[dundermifflingifs]

[agentveemo]

can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.

[sandandglass]

[callmeninja92]

[sandyquill]

I think I always need to reblog this.

Because it’s just … fun for me.

[hargashouseofribs]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teenscoolest]

[kleroterion]

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mando-lore]

Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.

[teathattast]

[teathattast]