“Satire is tragedy plus time.”
Rp Blog for Crash from Ghosts CBS | Penned by Jay (she/they/he, 30+) | follows back from @foxytonic | read rules and about before interacting | heavily headcanon based
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“Satire is tragedy plus time.”
Rp Blog for Crash from Ghosts CBS | Penned by Jay (she/they/he, 30+) | follows back from @foxytonic | read rules and about before interacting | heavily headcanon based
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@confesstoeliaswoodstone Elias! My tv was replaced with a broken tv. And the Giants lost to the 49ers. Why do I feel like you’re to blame for this?
Whatever do you mean? Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude. We’re dealing with ACTUAL evil stuff right now. Like, a level of evil so bad that I’m actually gonna tell you to be careful of it.
Like what? I've probably seen it before.
Uh…creepy ghosts watching our every move (including yours), drugging ghosts, and stealing their memories. And I’m hardly brushing the surface here of what they’ve done.
Like, I know you’re my arch-nemesis, but I’m being serious when I say don’t mess around with this.
Stealing memories…is that why I can’t remember how I died? Or a lot of tidbits from my life?
Hi Crash! Yeah, likely. I feel like we need to have some kind of Woodstone meeting about this.
Okay…okay, yeah. Let me know when, and I’ll be there.
@confesstoeliaswoodstone Elias! My tv was replaced with a broken tv. And the Giants lost to the 49ers. Why do I feel like you’re to blame for this?
Whatever do you mean? Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude. We’re dealing with ACTUAL evil stuff right now. Like, a level of evil so bad that I’m actually gonna tell you to be careful of it.
Like what? I've probably seen it before.
Uh…creepy ghosts watching our every move (including yours), drugging ghosts, and stealing their memories. And I’m hardly brushing the surface here of what they’ve done.
Like, I know you’re my arch-nemesis, but I’m being serious when I say don’t mess around with this.
Stealing memories…is that why I can’t remember how I died? Or a lot of tidbits from my life?
Why must the unsolved murder documentary be so fascinating…
So all these ppl died in like the early 50s or so under similar circumstances and they are just now going “hey, maybe they’re linked!” Police are fucking useless damn
I mean, that’s a pretty common occurrence. They didn’t have the science or technology back then that we did in the 80’s, let alone what we have now. Besides that, from what I’ve heard, a lot of cops were also corrupt as fuck back then. Taking bribes from mobsters and whatnot.
Yeah, and they were also too busy trying to censor the general public to worry about actual serial killers. 🙄 Outta curiosity, though, what cases are you talking about in particular?
String of people found stuffed into the trunk of their own car on the sides of roads
Oh, yeah, I remember hearing about those cases when I was a kid. Scary stuff.
Why must the unsolved murder documentary be so fascinating…
So all these ppl died in like the early 50s or so under similar circumstances and they are just now going “hey, maybe they’re linked!” Police are fucking useless damn
I mean, that’s a pretty common occurrence. They didn’t have the science or technology back then that we did in the 80’s, let alone what we have now. Besides that, from what I’ve heard, a lot of cops were also corrupt as fuck back then. Taking bribes from mobsters and whatnot.
Yeah, and they were also too busy trying to censor the general public to worry about actual serial killers. 🙄 Outta curiosity, though, what cases are you talking about in particular?
Whisper something in my muse's ear and see how they react!
NOTE: the setting is someplace public! It can be during an important meeting/moment, etc. Feel free to specify, or else receiver will choose when answering!
V; main - Crash is a ghost at Woodstone! Mostly takes place within the scope of the show, but any in character posts tagged as Ghosts RP Group are canon divergent and based on the lore of that group. Ic asks will likely be tagged as that, as well.
V; past - takes place when Crash was alive and living in Brooklyn, likely in the time period between him turning in his uncle and his death.
V; rockstar - an AU where Crash’s music career actually took off, and he spent much of the late 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s dodging mafia hits and writing hit songs. His music is controversial, as it centers around a lot of political issues of the time, but he quickly becomes popular with the younger generations.
V; Marvel - Undetermined, but coming soon
V; DC - Undetermined, but coming soon
(Note that everything on this page is heavily headcanon based. The show really hasn’t elaborated much on Crash’s character or story. What you see here is my take on him!)
Name: Edward Caputo
Alias: Crash
Age: 23 (at ToD in 1957)
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Race: Human (formerly), Ghost
Appearance: Dark hair, brown eyes, 5’9”, average build, dressed as a greaser, has a red slice across his throat where his head was cut off.
FC: Alex Boniello
Death: Decapitation
Personality: A bit airheaded at times, passionate, friendly, acts overconfident, desperate for affection, creative, poetic, hopeless romantic, rebellious, hides a lot of self-doubt and loathing behind bravado, hates censorship, pro civil rights, can be closed off about certain subjects (I.e. his death), but otherwise wears his heart on his sleeve.
Powers/Abilities: standard ghost stuff. He has a great singing voice, but his songwriting skills are lacking.
Flaws/Weaknesses: His head gets knocked off fairly frequently, and it usually takes a while for him to find it. He’s also easily manipulated and/or distracted.
Nationality: American
Languages: English
Profession: Greaser…?
Warning: Crash’s backstory contains mentions of violence, decapitation, body horror, memory loss, manipulation, abuse, and murder! Read at your own risk!
1. No godmodding. Don’t try to control my character, and don’t automatically assume he’s going to conform to what you want him to do.
2. Anon hate is cowardly and stupid. If you have an issue with me, my characters, or my roleplaying style, just message me about it so that we can work things out like mature and civilized folks. Any Anon hate will be met with shameless mocking and roasted like chestnuts over a fire. However! There’s a difference between mocking me and mocking my muse! In-character asks are always welcome, just be aware that Crash gives as good as he gets.
3. Mun is 18+. While NSFW themes such as violence, blood, torture, and criminal acts MAY be present, smut will not be written on this blog. If an rp gets to that point, I would much prefer a fade-out or time-skip. This blog is not exclusive to 18+ peeps, and I don’t want to get anyone in trouble, least of all myself.
4. Please be aware that I have a job that takes up most of my time and energy, and that I have ADHD and autism, and that I might not be able to reply for hours or days on end. If you think I may have forgotten a thread, feel free to message me politely about it, but please be patient with me. I’m trying my best! Sometimes my brain weasels just won’t cooperate.
5. This is a sideblog. I follow back from @foxytonic ~
6. Mun does not equal muse! My boy might do some questionable things. Just because I write it does not mean I condone it. This blog will also deal with heavy subjects such as death and PTSD. I will try to tag triggers appropriately, but if you need something specific tagged, please don’t be afraid to tell me.
7. When sending memes/starters from a multimuse, please specify which muse they are from, or I will choose a random one.
8. This blog might contain HP/Wizarding World content. Scroll at your own risk. But please know that I don’t support TERF bullshit. I’m tired of letting the internet police what I’m allowed to be interested in, and I refuse to let JKR’s actions kill the joy of my youth. She can suck it!
9. Don’t reblog/like starter calls or open starters if you are not a roleplay blog or have no intention of replying after I do. Don’t reblog closed starters or rp threads if you aren’t my partner.
10. Although I do research my muses before writing them, I don’t know absolutely everything about everything, and I’m limited by what content I can find on the internet. I also tend to make shit up because I fuckin LOVE worldbuilding! Please be patient with me. I’m here to roleplay, not play Um, Actually.
11. I’m not here to start drama, nor am I keen on being dragged into it, HOWEVER, if you have a problem with my friends, you have a problem with me. Trying to pit me against a partner will result in an instant block.
12. If you’re a bigot of any kind or you support known abusers (I.E. Am*er He*rd), stay off my blog.
13. I don’t roleplay with people who FC hunt. If you’re only interested in my characters because of the FC I use, we’re not compatible partners. If I see a tag on your blog like ‘wanted opposite’ or ‘wanted partner’ or something to that effect, it will result in an immediate unfollow/block.
14. I am part of a Ghosts RP group, but I’m not exclusively affiliated with them. Any threads I do with them will be entirely first person/in character, and tagged as such. While I am cool with doing ic posts/threads outside of that group, I prefer longer para/third person threads. However! This also an ask blog! Feel free to ask Crash whatever you want!
15. I mentioned gore and violence earlier, but this is a more specific warning: this blog contains mentions of death, decapitation, and body horror. Crash is quite literally a headless ghost, and his death (as I’ve written it) was pretty gruesome. If you can’t handle that, no shade, just please don’t follow or interact with this blog. The last thing I want to do is make people uncomfortable. I say that as genuinely as possible.