Abandon The Pinecones

23. I really like Twenty Øne Piløts and blink-182 and The Wonder Years and stuff. Nerd. Feminist. Sad person. A Caffeine dependent life-form. Naturally and artificially flavored Follow my lame Tweets: @Kaaaaalyn_d Like my lame pictures on Instagram: @Kaaaaalyn_d See my lame snapchats: Kaaaaaalyn_d

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Here’s a picture of my face in case you forgot what I look like. https://www.instagram.com/p/CVDtibHLgYU/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Finally got to meet my favorite littlest snuggle bug today 🥰🥰 https://www.instagram.com/p/COWPgNsrfkT/?igshid=1uwizsex406o8

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I’d like, even share my snacks with you🍪🍿🌯🍕🍟🍗🧇🥨🧀 • • • • • • #MyBoyfriendIsSoLucky #ThatIWouldShareSnacksWithHim #Imagine #being #that #blessed #YoureWelcome https://www.instagram.com/p/CLnbJgMrPyM/?igshid=mystkb9les5c

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Irony’s found cracks in the foundation💫 • • • • • • • • • #SelfieDump #ThisIsMyFace #LookAtIt #ThanksBye https://www.instagram.com/p/CLH_ZbcL-AN/?igshid=1voubsikkt4pc

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It was quite literally lit🔥 • • • • • • #RollLikeACornDog #NoLikeAWiener #AGlizzyRoll #NotSponsoredByMichelobButProbablyShouldBe #CheersToTheGovenor #JumpOn3 #SwipeForASurprise https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ2FoQPrjxq/?igshid=yock4ts1fkbe

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What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly ✨✨ • • • • • #SelfieDump https://www.instagram.com/p/CHypt8rrzgZ/?igshid=124jl4tas0q1b

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Dear 25, If I’m being quite honest, you were the worst, best thing to happen. One bad thing after the other and I won’t bore you with the details because, if you know, you know. On the other hand, 25 showed me who really matters. The negative moments brought love in the aftermath in ways I never thought possible. It made me strive to see the positives in ways I never did before. I became a world traveler. I got a new car. I watched my best friend marry the love of her life. I gained a sense of independence I’ve never known. I obtained so many new, wonderful, beautiful, kind souls as friends. Countless new experiences, heartfelt moments, and cherished memories. So year 25, you may have tried me, but my universe had other plans. Dear 26, Bring it. On another note: Special thank you to everyone who went out of their way to make my second 25th birthday so special. I have never felt so loved and cherished. I love you all immensely!💕 #SwipeForASurprise #ThisPostIsSoLateImSorry #LoveMyTribe #25DidNotThrive #26IsTheNew25 #TellYourFriends #pointlesshashtag #IHaveHealthInsuranceDontWorry https://www.instagram.com/p/CE-75sQl7Yu/?igshid=dszsief7mgkf

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Happy Gotcha day baby girl💛💛💛 You’re the light in my life, the happiness in the home after long days, and you continually show me what unconditional love is day after day. I know I went to the adoption center to pick out you, but you definitely chose me. I love you with all my heart Lexi. Happy 5 years and here’s to many many more 🐶🎉💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/CEwiUjElDJl/?igshid=grux0l11rn3b

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Proud owner of new debt🚗 #VroomVroom #RIPGretta #AdultStuff https://www.instagram.com/p/CAoIXcBl5LO/?igshid=1p3su4w47lfuz

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“I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I am asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs. Oh please do not cut down another one.” I think often about how seeing all the nature in Australia changed my life. It sounds so cheesy but I came back a different person. Seeing the amazing things the earth can produce and animals thriving in the day to day was surreal. I want to keep seeing that forever. So today and everyday I do my best to be a Lorax and make Lorax choices. You should really think about doing it too. The Earth will thank us some day🌎🌍🌏 #EarthDay #BeALorax #reducereuserecycle #AllOfThesePicturesAreFromAustralia #PleaseLetMeGoBack #IAlmostPostedThisLate #ThankYouEarth #NoPlanetB https://www.instagram.com/p/B_T5Dz3FOYf/?igshid=p8ob1lo2x126

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Out of the office✌🏼 https://www.instagram.com/p/B9KYkghlgh-/?igshid=1a8ytpjo8yr63

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Bad days with the good, baby🌻 https://www.instagram.com/p/B8RsDtDlQH2/?igshid=1rwsumhy1nes5

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“You’re everywhere. Except right here. And it hurts.”

— Rupi Kaur, The Sun and Her Flowers (via rupikaurpoems)

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Peace on earth, Good will to men, and batteries not included🎄🎅🏼❄️ #MerryChrysler #HappyHolidays #TisTheSeason #Christmas2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/B6T3oVgFhpy/?igshid=1oebl7mo4wwuy

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I debated putting this picture up but I’ve decided it’s the best way to hold myself accountable. I’m not normally a person who posts pictures of their body like this but I’m really proud of myself this year and needed to brag about it a little bit. These pictures are two weeks shy of being a year apart. Can you believe that?! I started this year weighing in at a whopping 225 (see the left, yikes!) eating and drinking and not caring about a damn thing I did. I tried to back this behavior up calling it “self love.” I was miserable to say the least, so I did something about it. I quickly learned I t’s a marathon lifestyle change, not a sprint to a smaller pant size. It’s been hard and there have been blood sweat and tears but I’m glad I did it. I am new and improved and ready to live my best life. Benefits include but are not limited to: •Overall improved health •Clearest skin I’ve had since I was 13 •Sleeping better than I have in years •Confidence in my own skin I’ve still got a long way to go too but it gets easier day by day. Anyway if you made it this far, thanks for coming to my Ted talk and giving my ego some attention. Until next time ✌🏼 #3PoundsTo50 #HealthJourney #EgoPost https://www.instagram.com/p/B6CRIgVlSr6/?igshid=asz2pee2wjic

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These pictures were im-paw-sible to get 🐾🐾 #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B50sysWFg5O/?igshid=1b2ocut7kkiz3

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