- ̗̀ Hey Little Fighter!!! ̖́-

Soon it will be brighter!

[crashwing]

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I'll update this later but what's popping. It's ya girl Critter. I love my cringe fail evil daughter.

This is Crashwing, fan OC for the Transformers franchise. She's young, she's a victim and tool of Decepticon propaganda, and she's constantly having doubts about her faction and then shoving those thoughts all the way down because All Her Friends Are Also Decepticons.

She lives her life by the philosophy of willful ignorance! If she doesn't acknowledge the problem, it will SURELY go away on its own, or her superiors will tell her what to do that'll fix it instead.

[crashwing]

I wish I had cute pictures of myself to post but it's not like we have a lot of cameras around here, so I guess my ID will have to do for now.

[crashwing]

[[ I guess I should make a promotional post as well or whatever people do these days to advertise that they're active again.

I'll get back to that when it isn't midnight.

[crashwing]

Is it me???? I don't remember a bunch of other robots at the party.

If so, hiiii! I think I forgot to give you my private comm number before.

[autokrates]

Oh shit I can't believe you actually saw this. Yes! Are you free? I could use a hand, I think there's a bigass rock where I want this pond and I'm trying not to throw my back out again pulling it out.

[crashwing]

I'm technically on patrol right now, but I think my boss just sends me out on these things to get me out of his base. I'll come by! Can't have the squishy breaking their struts trying to move stuff!

[autokrates]

I'm desperately trying to remember the name of the robot girl I hung out with at my last extermination party. I might have to actually check the guest book for once. Gigantic metal woman where are you. I need you to dig a pond for me........

[crashwing]

Is it me???? I don't remember a bunch of other robots at the party.

If so, hiiii! I think I forgot to give you my private comm number before.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[whats-a-bear]

[crashwing]

I want to go to Claire's. They have sparkly stuff. :(

[crashwing]

It must be like dog breeds... Different flavors of horses..

[crashwing]

Star supports me. :)

[crashwing]

@b4nelord replied to your post “I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it…”:

i have awful, awful, awful news for you

that wasn’t a horse.

​What WAS it then?

[b4nelord]

nature’s second worst mistake

the giraffe

[crashwing]

What an unfortunate animal this giraffe is...

[crashwing]

@stardriift replied to your post “I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it…”:

Gross.

​SUPER gross, but it was kind of cute! I watched it eat some leaves.

[stardriift]

Primus they’re all so weird. Do you want to go find ones that aren’t sick or whatever? Feed them leaves?

[crashwing]

Yeah!!! Come on Star, lets go find some horses. :)

[crashwing]

@b4nelord replied to your post “I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it...”:

i have awful, awful, awful news for you

that wasn’t a horse.

​What WAS it then?

[crashwing]

@stardriift replied to your post “I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it...”:

Gross.

​SUPER gross, but it was kind of cute!! I watched it eat some leaves.

[crashwing]

I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it didn’t bark and it didn’t have paws. Not a dog. But its neck was really long so I think it was sick. :/

[crashwing]

rewiire​:

Good.

Cows are nice, for weird organic things. They’re soft, and they sure can’t do any damage to me. No need to attack them, they just want to put their mouths on everything and make that weird Mmmm noise.

[crashwing]

beatrice-4​:

oh that sucks. glad they’re fine

hmm got a pretty nice false promises. it’s an auto rifle but it’s good at longer range unlike gnawing hunger. one of the new reef guns chrysoara or something is nice too. & hard to go wrong with witherhoard.

Yeah! My uuuuuh. Mentor? Is an absolute beast when he’s forced to fight. I watched him bludgeon a guy with an energon IV drip before I even landed. I keep telling people I was really called in so that he didn’t break all the medical equipment killing everyone. Hoohoohoo.

None of those names mean anything to me, but they all sound really cool. What’s a reef gun?? Is it short range?

[exitwound]

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

[transarsonist]

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

[citrono-kirbo]