super anxious artist

-ruining things since 1997- lowkey a princess

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When you have a spare 4 hours laying around.

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Coming out

So I know how stressful it can be for someone to come out to their family. So I would like to share my coming out story: Only a few people knew I was bisexual before I came out. A really good friend who I could literally share anything with, my boyfriend, and a girl I used to talk to. So this is what happened, me and my boyfriend split up and as revenge he told me he was going to tell everyone and my family I was gay. And sent me a screenshot of the text he sent my mother. Not 10 minutes later I got a text from my mom asking what was going on. After swapping a few text messages she asked me if I was bi like my ex had told her. And I said yes. And I quote this was what she said "Okie dokie" I don't think he really thought out his revenge plan very well because he failed to realize that my mom and my aunt used to be RAGING LESBIANS So if you're someone who is very nervous about telling those around them about who you are. You'll never know how they'll react. You might just get an okie dokie and your mom asking if you really would like having a vagina in your mouth.

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*Eats a vegetable tray* I am invincible now

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What

how does one even get followers on tumblr. I dont have a centralized theme for my blog its all just messy nonsense

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Oh my god. What a prick

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I'd like to take a minute to appreciate the transformation of my little pups

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Area Cats Refuse to Leave Blankets Until April

With the holidays far behind us, the bitter emotional desert of winter stretches out to the horizon with no end in sight. That’s a cue for many local cats to head under the covers – and not come out for months.

“It’s a trend we see year after year right around this time,” says Raymond Cates, a feline psychologist at Boston University. “They just wrap themselves up and good luck getting them out of there, pal.”

Buttons, a cat from Providence, RI, has been wrapped in a blanket since November 3rd. “We call it the burrito defense,” says Marcy Eberlin, the cat’s roommate and friend. “You need to go at least two layers deep and don’t come out until at least mid-April. There’s no other way.”

via mlong14 and NSBanga8.

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From @wardyandazrag: “Hi, I’m Wardy and I always think to myself that maybe, just maybe if I act like I have one eye I’ll get more attention.” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/1OoIGgX ]

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Decided to do my makeup today, also found out I'm not good at being candid.

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So today I learned a really interesting story about my grandpa. He was the sole parts maker for the Netherland train. Though he didn't built it himself he drew the blueprints and built the parts in his shop, once they were done he would send them to the park and they builders had to put them together like a big puzzle. Well afterwards the owner of it Mr Micheal Jackson wanted to meet with my grandfather just to know who had built his train. BUT my grandpa turned him down! My grandpa turned down Micheal Jackson!! He wanted to meet my grandpa but my grandpa didn't even know who he was! So just a fun fact about my family Micheal Jackson knew my grandpa but my little crotchety old grandpa had no idea who he was..

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Trying to scoot 112 pounds of dog lump in bed to make room for my legs is one if the hardest things both physically and emotionally

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Kinds want to dye my hair crazy colors. Kinda want to keep my job.

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Don't call me cute I'm manly as fuck

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Customer service

So I would like to have a small rant about dealing with angry customers or rude people in general. So I generally deal with multiple rude customers a day. Some mad about a wrong order or even being short a couple cents and I'm used to it but today someone just really got on my nerves because I had to deal with them 3 times. So this lady comes in and if none of you have ever been to sonic drive thru you order over a microphone and someone brings out your food to your car and you drive off. But she comes in and and she orders and I could not hear her clear enough so I guessed on what she ordered and repeated it back and I get this response "Um, NO. YOURE WRONG WRONG WRONG" which first of all is rude and so I told her I couldn't hear her clearing so in response to this she didn't change the volume of her voice and continues ordering. So after a couple minutes if taking this damn ladies order I take it out and she's picking bugs/dirt out of her kids hair. So I'm standing outside of her car waiting for her to roll down her window in -35 degrees so I'm shaking and smiling waiting for this badger to get done cleaning her child. So when she finally opens her window she complains about how her order us wrong so I go in and fix it and give her a new total on which she complains about since it was more. So in return I just gave her a couple of free drink coupons to shut her face anus. So not thirty minutes after our encounter the phone rings and my manager asks me to answer it and guess who it was, you guessed it, the trash monkey. I sat on the dirty ass phone and listen to this bitch complain about how much of a dumbass the girl who took her order was (aka me), how her order was wrong and how the girl who took it out was rude as fuck (aka me) and continued to complain for 10 min as I sat silent on the phone then proceeded to let the manager take car of it. Now I'm okay if a customer complains if something is wrong and are polite about it but calling someone who is serving you a dumb ass and putting them down because you really don't have anything better to do or just a terrible human being that's when I start to get a bit angry. So if you are one of these people I would like to personally say fuck you and even though I'm smiling as you yell at me because your tater tots aren't tatery enough, I am imaging you choking on a coney as I shove mozzarella sticks in your eyes. Thank you

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Being complimented on my eyebrows and tattoo makes being at work a lot better

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I hate making a new account because I'm too stupid to remember old password