;-)

Hello.

[nagai13]

#351: Castform

[salon]

Google could launch an effort to keep trolls and bad information at bay, with a program that would rank websites according to veracity, and sort results according to those rankings. Currently, the search engine ranks pages according to popularity, which means that pages containing unsubstantiated celebrity gossip or conspiracy theories, for example, show up very high.

Climate change deniers are freaking out about this.

[the-last-snow-elf]

Fox News is also freaking out about this.

[lavenderharmony-deactivated2025]

DO IT GOOGLE

DO IT

FUCKING DO IT

DO IT

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

[carudamon119]

[stimminginthetardis]

This is the best spiderman movie ever

[alyankovicvevo]

[virtual-suicide-deactivated2014]

i don’t care how long it takes

sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window

[traviolet-deactivated20171119]

[niknak79]

[catwithacape]

'Olay?' ‘Olay.’ The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

[awesomevines]

[satanstrousers]

Cleaning out my drawers!

Wait… Whats this?

IT WAS A DARK TIME

[liminalxlove]

You did the right thing

[crrud]

a survivor

[decencybedamned]

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous

wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

[cleferi-moved-deactivated201403]

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

[sekahyyh]

GET OUT

[zechv]

live every day like its your first. cry at foreign objects. scream at strangers. get breast fed. shit yourself

[crayonsandcucumbers]

“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“

[falsedetective]

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

[amusementforme]

[emosad420]

[cumcasserole]

you can never unsee it

[tyleroakley]

SHIT