der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

Hello I'm Grace and I think about things sometimes.

[postoctobrist]

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

[targetedknowledge]

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Locking in should make mechanical parts unfold from some unseen space behind my head and form a battle mask over my face with a series of satisfying clicks and whirs that culminate in the visor lighting up with a distinctive gleam sound. Or at least make my eyes change color.

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[wagitfag]

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 LGBTQ Pride Textures for Storm Flag mod (x)

[zaprowsdower27]

missing something by not having Riku in the shot as well

[gummi-ships]

you're right

[shrimp-pulpit]

yea dude i know the floodwater is rising rapidly but the boss says we have to stay open because the fish dont get easy access to affordable marlboros very often and that could put us in the black for the month

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[nirvan-asher]

Armored robot girl

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[decencybedamned]

i once worked for a guy who was going through a VERY contentious divorce, by which i mean they both had orders of protection against each other. i do not know why and i did not ask but you don't get those issued for no reason so it was obviously pretty terrible all around. the problem was they also had shared custody of the poodle. now they couldn't just walk over to each others houses to hand off the dog because of the restraining orders. so it was my job, as the assistant, to pick up the dog and her little bag and take her out to the corner of the block and hand her to the woman in the convertible every few weeks.

and like. realistically what sort of facial expression am i meant to have here? i'm just the assistant. so i go with what i hope is a neutral-mildly-pleasant face, except on my face most expressions come out as 'angry runway model.' so after a few rounds of this one week i'm collecting the dog from her car and she got really snippy and said "when you're taking away the only good thing I have left you could at least not look like you hate me." and i'm like "uh. sorry ma'am."

and then she follows that up with "he beat me, you can bet he's beating her too" (meaning the dog). and i have NOTHING to say to that because what the fuck (i obviously can't assume anything about this relationship but I did know how my boss treated that dog and you never saw a more loved and well cared for poodle in your life). took the dog back inside and tried to put the whole thing out of my mind because that was way above my pay grade to deal with.

anyway i was fired four months into that job but i still get really good mileage out of the "shared dog custody restraining order" story whenever i'm in a group of people shooting the shit about weird past jobs.

[cow-inthe-closet]

i think one of the worst parts of having an anxiety disorder is you can know your anxiety is fundamentally unreasonable and does not make any sense. but it doesn't help

[suigintou]

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

[meowingatthesea]

[dxppercxdxver]

the devil on my shoulder is telling me to Post a Take. i am gently ignoring them. let us all consider the humble indigo bunting instead

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[spill-the-wine]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]