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i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

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my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

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reblog if you’re the worst

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#155 times #cool

pastelroyalty

Experiencing catcalling when you’re not conventionally attractive is such an internal predicament. Because on one hand, when you experience it you’re repulsed. Because it’s still harassment. But on the other hand- you finally feel that someone finds you desirable. And as fucked up as it is, it validates you for yourself.

And if you don’t experience, you wonder if something is wrong with you, like you’re not pretty enough or desirable enough for it.

And I just think it’s really fucked up that our society has shaped us into thinking that there must be something wrong with us if we aren’t harassed, that if we are its okay to feel good about it. It’s fucked up.

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Dropped everything to do this manip of Serena Williams as Wonder Woman!!! (insp by a post from @thetallblacknerd)

justinripley

battlships

“Captain America needs my help. There’s no better reason to get back in.”

Samira Wiley as Sam Wilson

#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME #SAMIRA WILEY AS SAM WILSON?? #THIS ISN’T FAIR #I NEED IT SO BADLY NOW BUT IT WON’T HAPPEN #YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED #(BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE THIS IS FLAWLESS)

caelestys

#HER NAME IS EVEN SAM WIL #THIS IS SO PERFECT #I CANT BREATHE

boopifer

@ink-phoenix!!!!!!!

fuckyeahfalcon

On god this is my favorite falcon fancast.

#holy fuck yes #favorite #fan casting #ever

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You know Ned Stark was like kid you better look like your mom because if you grow up with white hair and purple eyes it’s going to get tough for me

sweetlifeoferin

“And if you cheat on Taylor, they will make it look like you were in a car accident.”

The ending of this video is GOLD.

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the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

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First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places. (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows… (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I’ve got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come~

ofstarsandsmoke

@generally-nauseated

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I hate this

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wsswatson

until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa

#right?!

pinklions

you can rest easy knowing hedwig was well looked after in the afterlife; it was confusing and terrifying and sad at first but a little while after arriving she felt a light weight on her head and looked up to find her boy, harry potter, staring warmly down at her and smoothing out her feathers, just like he always did

except… he had hazel eyes? and he looked a bit older than hedwig remembered, and who was that red-haired woman with him?

hedwig is confused again. but harry is here, and all is well, so she tucks her head under her wing and falls fast asleep.