bitch, you sunk my battleship!

Tani | he/him | 30s | the block button is my bestie

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[eggydaxy]

You’ll never guess who he had a fight with

[oxygenisachoice]

The princess is a pirate 🏴‍☠️

[arthyper]

Art? Amazing. Headcanon? Accepted, adopted, and stolen and WILL Somehow make it into one of my fics (with credit ofc). Your art is always so distinct and the colors are always so good and that green/yellow gets stuck in my brain, but now you’ve got namivivi??? My heart is yours. Take it.

[inkandguns]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Satan forbid a woman do anything.

[battlships]

Divorcee Rosé was right there smh

[doyouremem8erme]

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

[minmos]

this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

[heehorde]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Reddit comment from americanFish reading: My former house owners planted mint, English ivy, blackberries, and Concord grapes. They're all competing with the Japanese knotweed and oriental bittersweet in the nature lot surrounding our home.

The knotweed is currently winning, but we have a multi-year plan to hopefully control it all.

Image #2: Tumblr reply from zeroMission reading: hydrogen bomb vs hydrogen bomb vs hydrogen bomb vs hydrogen bomb vs

image #3: Tumblr tag from aspoopalypse reading: #i heard theyre adding kudzu and holly in the next battle pass

Image #4: Tumblr tag from whats-a-bear reading: #knotweed sounds like an aphrodisiac for werewolves /End IDs]

[truedomdaddy]

[ramshacklefey]

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[longislandairpower]

[trupie]

[tesserariuss]

You'll find your fate on the path you take to avoid it.

[justinhubbell]

[justinhubbell]

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

[justinhubbell]

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

[justinhubbell]

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

[justinhubbell]

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

[justinhubbell]

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

[justinhubbell]

Oh, look at that. You can see the whole body!

[justinhubbell]

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

[justinhubbell]

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

[justinhubbell]

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

[justinhubbell]

OOPS—I'M MAKING A STORE.

DETAILS?

Last year I purchased a rather large pile of high quality paper at a Liquidation Sale. For next to nothing it was wild. People have asked how many of these Orc paintings I intend to do. My answer is we'll cross that bridge when I run out of paper. • The single paintings I've been posting are HUGE, to be sold individually. Each is one of a kind. • These three smaller paintings are experiments, if they fit on my scanner I can make prints. • PLEASE BE PATIENT: My Beloved and I are remarrying next week. I won't be able to work on creating a store until November, and I can't guess when it'll be live.

[justinhubbell]

WHO HAS THE POWER TO STOP US?

NOBODY. NOBODY DOES.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[bronzeagecrafts]

There's two commercials, if you wanna watch them XD

[battlships]

I cannot believe people have managed to convince an entire generation of feminists that men aren't affected by misogyny

Cis men will base their entire personalities around not wanting to experience misogyny and im supposed to take people seriously when they say men can't experience misogyny. Cishet men wont even wear light shades of red anymore because theyre worried about getting called a girl. Which is misogyny.

[loveanddeathrock]

Bigotry is a technology of control. As a technology it effects everyone. Because the technologies we use have an impact on our minds.

I think the reason why we got here is because somehow patriarch came to be used as a synonym for men.

But patriarchs are not any men.

The pope is a patriarch.

Billionaires like Elon Musk or Oprah Winfrey are patriarchs.

Queen Victoria was the most powerful patriarch of her time.

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

[mouse-tusks]

[haveyouthoughtaboutcomicstoday]

there’s something really comical about Guy Gardner’s dynamic with the Arrowfam in post crisis. He gets introduced to Ollie and Dinah, then later that night the power battery explodes in his face. He’s on the JLI with Dinah (and receives even more brain damage). He watches Ollie kill Hal. He hosts Ollie’s wake. Roy and Kyle hang out at warriors and sit at the bar so they can include Guy in their conversation. When Roy wants to have a sit down conversation with Guardian to discuss the entire clone thing? He does it at Warriors.