Memento Mori

call me Onyx, Paradox, jpeg, or Wug | purparadoxspikeic | xe/xem 👁/👁s | 18 | aroace | alterhuman | im white btw | if you have any questions just ask :)

[crazy-emo-on-the-loose]

Commission info!!!

[quietwingsinthesky]

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

[quietwingsinthesky]

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

[starlight-evanescing]

Another normal day on the Hail Mary! (close ups and image descriptions at the end!)

PS. Thank you for all the positive responses on my first post of these!! I do 'em 'cause they make me laugh so I'm glad they're bringing joy to others too 😊

Close ups:

[anglaised]

black women here r rlly the backbone of american pop culture like we rlly do set the trends im looking at fashion rn and like. the girls from the hood r the creators of it allllll every single time they just too “early” 2 it being popular among whites thats it

[anglaised]

bad bitchhh central

[rageflippedtables]

"Maybe you do deserve this"

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[huffego]

I love when Mark hyperfixates on stream 🤣🤣

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[avoidantcactus]

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

[halumimimi]

summer break at age 27

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[moonymoonsiplier]

"Oh hey there!"

[ryanisce]

06/03/2021

yandereplier my beloved