Beyond imagination

Shipping this and that and everything in between (but mostly harrymort/tomarry)

[sessa23]

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

[mister-tom-a-dildo-lover]

It's all for the cause.

No, but I think it's funny how Tom was all huffy about the results of his own actions!

[strangesoulmates]

Fanart for Good Intentions from a wonderful anonymous fan <3

And I wanted to go ahead and take this time to announce that I will be taking Good Intentions off hiatus.  The next chapter should be up on December 21st as part of my planned Yule Update Extravaganza.

Hope you’re all as excited about this news as I am about this fanart!

[skulandcrossbones]

What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: You. I'm taking you somewhere when I get home.

Harry: Where and why?

Tom: The city and because I want to. I haven't been in a while.

Harry: But I'm broke.

Tom: It's called a fucking date. I pay for you.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: You slut, you little bitch, worthless, whore, pathetic fucktoy.

Harry: Oh please, degrade me more!

Tom, running out of ideas: You, um....dingus.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Lucius, pointing at Harry: Is that man bothering you?

Tom: Yes, but he is my husband so I signed up for this.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: Hey long time no talk.

Harry: Let's keep it that way.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: I just raided a village.

Harry: Any obsidian in the chest?

Tom: That volcano stuff?

Harry: There's no volcanoes in minecraft.

Tom: What's minecraft?

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry: I love anime!

(later)

Harry: I need a favor :)

Tom: Ask your friend Naruto.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Someone: FUCK the Dark Lord.

Harry: I'm TRYING!

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: I want to hear how your voice sounds while you scream my name.

Harry: Are you planning on fucking me or murdering me?

Tom: Whatever makes you cum faster.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: Are you alive?

Tom: *awake

Harry: I wish I wasn't.

Tom: Alive or awake?

Harry: Both.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry: Can you help me with the homework?

Tom: Who am I to you?

Harry: My boyfriend?

Tom: Exactly. Not your personal tutor.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Harry: The cow?

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry: Tom is okay.

Ginny: He's okay? He said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it.

Harry: Ginny, Tom threatened me when we first met. He threatened Bella. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come one. Grow a pair!

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: Would you like a drink?

Harry: What are my options?

Tom: Yes or no.