Zip-a-dee-do-da, Zip-a-dee-ay

Hello! Cat at your service!

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The girls love Shilo’s sparkly collar tag.

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[crazycrittercat]

Wow I haven't been on here in awhile.

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[twitterlols]

IM SO HAPPY FOR HER

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Call an exorcist. (via anewhigh)

[tastefulsidebird]

Found a use for those 10lbs of Polyfill

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This is the Kringle Fucker. Reblog in 30 seconds to bless your blog with Christmas spirit.

[veryhappyvegan]

[smothermewithaffection]

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom. 

the ad is seven hours long.

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UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

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He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

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he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

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HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA

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he’s really getting into the book

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He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.

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HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET

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the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing

[elodieunderglass]

more compelling than real tv tbh

[chroniclamb]

reality tv at its finest

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🔊 (via hilarious.ted)

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[spoonitate]

WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

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hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

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HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

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hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

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CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

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hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

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this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

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https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[idiona]

I’m not waking up

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[shyracoon]

omg

[asian]

What kind of dog is this

[libertariantimes]

Something good in this world…

[lilreevs]

My heart is so happy