Deleted The Sun

[qqchurch]

[finnwaller]

When you are a kind and sweet man but Ryder just keeps. getting. in the. way.

(For those playing at home, number 9 is my favourite.)

[redbelles]

#when the roast is five years old and aging like a fine wine

LOGAN LUCKY (2017) dir. Steven Soderbergh

[da-boy-o-kultur]

The Longer Martin procrastinates the funnier this gets.

[joepickett]

Parks and Rec 2.13

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[richyjerimovich]

Who Even Am I? with the cast of The Odyssey

[sketchupnfries]

Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid

[byjove]

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

[byjove]

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

[pooslie]

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[runawaymarbles]

Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[themarshalstale]

Scott Hunter + existing for @thewriterinbeskar

[starrose17]

[nessa007]

The Other Bennet Sister (2026) + parallels

[eggsaladstain]

god bless the producers of worst cooks

[mossman-making-stars]

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

[simonalkenmayer]

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A Tupperware container of shredded chicken labeled “human”. End ID]

[songstep4002]

@arewebeholdingaman

[arewebeholdingaman]

yeah sure why not

[asidewalksymphony]

UPDATE! They found the original photo!

[darthpseudonym]

I think it's important to specify that it's not just Seb Stan as Jesus, it's specifically Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier as Jesus.

[headspace-hotel]

They made the hand metal too hahaha

It all goes back to Bucky

[emziess]

You'd be in very cool company. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller