boots lady

if i have to listen to the weird things my brain comes up with, so does the internet

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[tolbiny]

a format i think can be applied to any star wars show ever is the following

[ryliith]

He likes the blue ones better. The yellow ones are his second favorite. He does not stop eating crayons after this.

Based on this:

[crazyladywiththeboots]

the year is 2083. archive of our own is still down for maintenance. fans have already run out of good content to read on wattpad, and the masses grow desperate. with little hope left, one fan has done the unthinkable and opened quotev...

[destiel-news-channel]

i am so well, you could get to the earth's entire groundwater reserves through me

[crazyladywiththeboots]

vickie is dating robin who's dating nancy who's dating jonathan who's dating steve who's dating eddie

[boobyte]

The duality of reviews on wake up dead man

[red-the-raspberry]

My knives? Out. My onion? Glass. My dead man? Awake.

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[crazyladywiththeboots]

throwback to miraculous having lesbian superbat

[silverlullabies]

I just love the diverse range we’ve got going on here guys.

[craftyzombieeee]

I think the difference between Shrek and Knights of Guinevere is that Shrek is making fun of and criticizing the stories that disney tells, while leaving the corporation mostly unbothered while Knights of Guinevere is critizicing the corporation of disney, while still saying that their art has value for a lot of people.

Like, Shrek literally begins with him wiping his ass with a storybook page, intended to parody the beginning of a lot of early disney movies, but the story being told (Fiona's backstory) did happen in universe. Princesses, dragons, talking animals and puppets, fairies and ogres all exist within Shrek, and the story tackles how these fantastical beings would act in our real world. The story is about tropes and expectations that people have when watching classical disney movies. It's about who gets to be a hero or not inside of those stories.

And it is pretty mean, but really only towards those who have been privileged in disney stories. Princes, fairies, queens and kings, the beautiful people who are praised for being beautiful and not much else. In contrast, it treats the forgotten pieces of those stories, ugly witches, talking animal sidekicks as worthy of attention, and beautiful in their own right.

In contrast, Knights of Guinever is about what happens after the credits roll, when you leave the theater and there is a shop beside it selling mickey mouse backpacks. There are no actual princesses, or mermaids, or magical creatures in this world, only the cold hard reality of existing in late capitalism. It criticizes merchandise, worker exploitation, environmental hazards, and how a company treats their stories: squeezing out every last bit of money out of it, until it's so corrupted you feel guilty for having ever enjoyed it, despite the fact the original thing is still so full of joy and wonder.

And the interesting thing is, it inadvertly criticizes Dreamworks as well, as even though they received early sucess as "disney but with farts", from the very beggining they were copying disney in regards to merchandize, advertisement, theme parks, etc. Did you know that, upon release, it was impossible to find any dolls of Fiona as her ogre form, because her princess form tested better with little girls who wanted to play as disney princesses? In spite of their messaging that Fiona was just as beautiful and deserving of love as an ogre, when it came to making money, they followed disney's formula exactly.

[sepublic]

Given the potential for a riff on the Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen conspiracy (he also had a daughter IRL), then this could play into the theory that he got turned into Sir Arthur, who even got his arm frozen!!! And also the theory that Mrs. Park got turned into Guinevere. Which means “Sir Arthur” could be repaired and brought back by Olivia, just like her mother was. And so he’s on the receiving end after enabling it with his wife.

Guinevere is Arthur’s wife in the myths, whom he frequently rescues. But here, Gwen kills him to protect Frankie. In the myths, Guinevere often had a forbidden romance with Arthur’s comrade Lancelot, who was a Frank.

What I’m saying is that Orville/Sir Arthur is getting cucked by Frankie.

[crazyladywiththeboots]

i've seen a lot of theorizing based on the opening scene of knights of guinevere, but i haven't seen anybody talk about olivia "watching over" park planet.

altitude is one of the ways that we can see the differences in privilege, with most people living on the ground, dealing with the trash that is thrown down from park planet, floating far above them, and olivia watching the park, looking down from her tower.

while park planet (and possibly guinevere herself) are superficial gifts made in a poor attempt to make up for something traumatic that happened on olivia's life, orville also makes sure to tell her that "everyone who comes and goes will eventually be under your watchful care"

as an adult, it makes sense for orville to be greedy and want to use park planet and guinevere to control and watch over people, but why would a child want that?

maybe olivia's trauma came from something she felt she has no control of, which could be why she's so obsessed with controlling guinevere?

also the way orville talks about it makes it seem like he might've been partially to blame, at least in olivia's eyes, so maybe he's sharing this as a way for her to feel like she has as much control as he does.

[existennialmemes]

The Owl House: It's ok to be weird! You deserve to be loved! Authenticity is Magic!

Knights of Guinevere: Disney has kidnapped The Magic and is keeping it hostage so as to feast on its entrails for all eternity. We could rescue The Magic.

[crazyladywiththeboots]

the new dcu's first female superhero being a crazy woman who flies around with a mace, screeches at people, and drops corrupt politicians to their death while wearing the same outfit as her male teammates gives me a lot of hope

[knaialeft]

schrodingers president over here