Mammon: Christmas is around the corner and I know exactly what I want!
Mammon: FUCK YEA--Wait...Not just that.
Mammon: *pulls out a bow and sticks it on MC's head*
Mammon: *picks them up and puts them under the tree*
Mammon: Now be a good human and wait until Christmas so I can finally unwrap ya~.
MC: Mammon, I don't think this is a good ide--
Lucifer: My my my~...Exactly what I hoped to get for Christmas waiting for me under the tree~.
Mammon: BACK OFF! MC IS MINE!
Lucifer: Really now? I don't see a tag saying they belong to you.
Mammon: Ah...SHIT! I FORGOT TO--
Asmo: OH~! A CUTE MC GIFTED UP FOR ME?~! OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EVERYONE!~ ♡
Belphie: Oh. Looks like we're getting MC for christmas, Beel.
Beel: Yeah. Can't wait to unwrap them.
Satan: So is MC gifted to everyone here? There's no set tag to who specifically...Anyway. I call first dibs with them.
Levi: NO WAY! WHY DO YOU GET MC FIRST?! THEY SHOULD BE WITH ME!
Mammon: FOR THE LAST TIME! MC IS MI--
Solomon: *already walking away with MC in his arms*
Mammon: HOLD IT, SOLOMON!
Asmo: Where are you taking MC?!
Solomon: Well there's no tag on them, so by rules, first to grab them gets dibs on them. Right?
Belphie: ...Wait. Really?
Satan: You have some nerve to--
Asmo: UGH! GOOD JOB, MAMMON! WHILE YOU HAD US DISTRACTED! SOLOMON CLAIMED MC AS HIS!
Mammon: WAIT! I PUT THE BOW ON MC THOUGH! THAT SHOULD COUNT AS SOMETHIN'!
Solomon: Oh, it does. You gifted them up for me nicely. Which I appreciate lots. Thank you, Mammon! Now let's go, MC~!
*cue Solomon teleporting away with MC while letting out a laugh over his win*
Mammon: SOLOMON! GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!
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