blorbo 2.0

https://linktr.ee/itehexael y wenn y’all’re 🔞 您們不谢谢 Painfully 🇺🇸 Master Zillennial DebatUR™️ Zionists, Hindutva, TERFs, Tankies, etc. +/- Beware Pronouns are Soy 21st Century ;(

[iteh3xael]

“Stupid Sobriety Game”

[iteh3xael]

I just love you so much

[iteh3xael]

Meta AI is slave labor btw :/

[iteh3xael]

This is how you know America is Dead btw

[wowwforever]

Mario Kart Idea : Baby Park 2

okay so my main idea was to create a track where you're constantly going into traffic.

basically you need to do this double figure 8 3 times, but in the mean-time you have to survive the intersections. item boxes will be placed on both sides of the circle, essentially reloading you before you go head-first into oncoming traffic.

this will be the worst mario kart course ever if made.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Why did I just find out from @lostinthewrongfandom that Woody from Toy Story’s full name is Woody Pride?????

[desmolbean404]

You just found out?? I just found out! What??

oh my god they're not kidding

[theofreakingbell]

This is still not as weird to me as the fact that Lightning McQueen’s first name is Montgomery

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’m sorry it’s what??

[theofreakingbell]

It's Montgomery. apparently

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Every day you people find a new way to make me question why I downloaded this app

[wellcome-to-chaos]

Mim we are getting so many lore drops today between making a fictional character a whore of a man

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

He was already a whore in spirit we’re just making it real

[nonbinaryloser]

@i-cant-believe-its-not-queer

[i-cant-believe-its-not-queer]

love how we’re calling lightning McQueen a whore

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Oh, not him. Someone else.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[sinemaslag]

Sedlec Ossuary

[marx-and-cola]

[iteh3xael]

The fact that Boy George gets to troll around and George Michael/Prince are dead pretty much sums up just how bad things are rn

[i-am-a-fish]

I love that one video with the gorilla in it

[iteh3xael]

RIP Harambe

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[darlingofdots]

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

[playwrongs]

Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire

[gingisnap]

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

[howlforthemoon]

image ID: "#what's funny is that you and your chemically castrated little books still get shit on if you piss off the wrong goodreads twerp #if you were bullied you'd know this-- attempts at fawning and placation are just more blood in the water #might as well write a good book and get dogpiled with dignity lol #so much of my dev editing for younger authors are getting them off please don't be mad at me island #like. It's hard enough to get taken seriously as a writer #but if you can't even take yourself seriously you might as well die in the kindle unlimited hospice #one of the things I can deduce from my initial reading of a manuscript is the distance between what you wrote & the thing you want to write #i can get you there and if you're too tired I gladly coax you or carry you or nip at your heels like a terrier but you can't hold back #especially not on account of the worst fucking people imaginable" / end ID

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[aetherograph]

It's called an EZRide+ and you can learn where to find them here. They're about $1100 US as of June 2026, but you might need to buy additional parts to attach them to your chair, depending on the style of chair.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS SO COOL

[iteh3xael]

Current mode of being A Menace Exhibit: ????

[iteh3xael]

Link didn’t even post GDI

[iteh3xael]

Current mode of being A Menace Exhibit: ????

[iteh3xael]

Gen X has the chance to be the coolest grandparents ever but I don’t think they have the cajones to Twerk to Missy Elliot the way Millennials will in their 50s lol