BIRDBRAIN

24 years alive/ Canadian as fuck/ Hippie Punk with a horror addiction/ Artistic Menace to Society/ Proud Plant and Cat Mom/ You Can Ask or tell me anything/

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Regular character who smokes: eh

Priest character who smokes:

[little-angelz]

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[crazyworldofemmamarie]

Met Gala Shitposting: Fashion Is Art Part 7

I am back on my shit this year, watching the Met in my PJS, stuffing my face with mashed potato, thinking I am Anna Wintour's long lost expert.

There's a lot, I'm just gonna rate the looks from one to ten, strictly my favourites

Continuing With...

SZA, 9/10: The Yellow is amazing. the flowers are wonderful. She is glowing

2. Sabrina carpenter, 100/10: THIS IS THE LOOK. I think this is my number one. I love it so much, the fact it is made from real film, specifically Sabrina (1954)

3. Nicole kidman, 5/10: The dress is fab but the hair is even better.

4. Charli XCX, 7/10: Gothic, love the Irises.

That's it, I believe. Everyone actually did pretty well this year, I think. There were so many looks to gawk over, but some of these were what stood out to me.

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

Met Gala Shitposting: Fashion Is Art Part 6

I am back on my shit this year, watching the Met in my PJS, stuffing my face with mashed potato, thinking I am Anna Wintour's long lost expert.

There's a lot, I'm just gonna rate the looks from one to ten, strictly my favourites

Continuing With...

Isha M. Ambani, 7/10: I really think this is a stunning dress.

2. Katy Perry 7/10 : Weird, almost like she's going back to her E.T. music video vibes here. She's still in space, I guess.

3. Dree Hemingway, 9/10 : Reminds me of Lucy's Wedding dress in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

4. Gwendoline Christie, 9/10: Lady Gaga would wear this. Gaurentee. Christine kills the look though, I really love how it matches her skin tone and the mask s just a perfect accessory.

5. Connor Storrie, 7/10: It's Elegant, very Bowie. It's hot, love how it shows off the arms, but manages to have that gentle, flamboyant look while not taking away from the masculinity.

6. Ana Amelia Batlle Cabral, 2/10 and Marcell Hernandez, 5/10: Didn't care for the dress. Hernandez suit looked pretty cool.

7. Maya Hawke, 5/10: it was pretty basic, and didn't really stand out, but I love how she always goes for the adorable, princess like dresses.

8. Kylie Jenner, 8/10: Another half nude look that was pretty wicked.

9. Stevie Nicks, 7/10: Is an art piece herself, but the look wasn't surprising. I love her whimsy though.

10. Heidi Klum, 10/10: A literal art piece. What the fuuck. Mind blown

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

Met Gala 2026 Shitposting: Fashion is Art Part 5

I am back on my shit this year, watching the Met in my PJS, stuffing my face with mashed potato, thinking I am Anna Wintour's long lost expert.

There's a lot, I'm just gonna rate the looks from one to ten, strictly my favourites

Continuing With...

Grace Murdoch, 5/10 and Chole Murdock, 7/10: Lovely coctail evening dresses. In love with the fan and Asian art inpirations.

2. Jon Batiste, 5/10; A ganster sort of look.

3. Luke Evans, 10/10: Sexy. Reminds me of the film Scorpio Rising.

4. Manish Malhotra, 9/10: the pop up art is aspect in the white is beyond awesome.

5. Amy Griffin, 5/10: Love the contrasting red.

6. Christine Beauchamp, 8/10: She looks like a rose. So much fun in this look.

7. Sabine Getty, 10/10: This is just a fabulous dress. i am starstruck by the half-nude.

8. Derek McLane, 9/10: Super artistic, dad vibes.

9. Naomi Osaka, 8/10: Fancy, elegant, supreme witch vibes.

10. Jordan Rath, 10/10: It's eerie, I love the tone. The simplicity is apparent, but it says so much.

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

Met Gala Shitposting: Fashion Is Art Part 4

I am back on my shit this year, watching the Met in my PJS, stuffing my face with mashed potato, thinking I am Anna Wintour's long lost expert.

There's a lot, I'm just gonna rate the looks from one to ten, strictly my favourites

Continuing With...

Kim Kardashian, 9/10: Cool style, reminds me a little of Jane Fonda in Barberalla.

2. Mondo Duplantis, 3/10 and Desire Iglander, 10/10: I wish men would try harder, but I love the medieval revival here for Iglander.

3. Odessa A'zion, 7/10: Extremely stylish. Hot even.

4. Dasiy Edgar-Jones, 7/10: The lace is just divine.

5. Ludovic De Staint, 6/10: Stylish, the face card is lethal.

6. Teyana Taylor, 9/10: She always serves, this gives me the vibe of like a mystical winter fae.

7. Ayo Edebri, 7/10: this dress makes her look like a Goddess.

8. Madonna, 9/10: Not a fan of her music, but this was an art piece within itself.

9. Zoe Kravitz, 7/10: Looks amazing in black lace. Stunning dress.

10. Anna Weyant, 9/10: Love how off the wall this is. She looks like a doll in it.

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

Met Gala Shitposting: Fashion Is Art Part 3

I am back on my shit this year, watching the Met in my PJS, stuffing my face with mashed potato, thinking I am Anna Wintour's long lost expert.

There's a lot, I'm just gonna rate the looks from one to ten, strictly my favourites

Continuing With...

Chole Malle, 5/10: It didn't stand out, but the dress reminds me of Flaming June by Frederic Leighton, The Fascination of Flaming June - The Metropolitan Museum of Art

2. Lauren Wasser, 7/10: I think this is just a cool fit. It's the essence of cool.

3. Hamish Bowles, 9/10: this is just a really fun look.

4. Charolette Effron, 5/10: Another simple evening dress but I love the colour.

5. Lena Mahfouf, 7/10: This looks screams mystical.

6. Y-Chi Lyra Kuo, 6/10: I like the angelic look and the feathers.

7. Jessica Kayall, 9/10: Monte Inspired, casual would wear on an museum date.

8. Lena Dunham, 6,/10: Love how she was inspired by Artemisia Gentileschi, just don't see how. Looks like a party as a dress.

9. Sam Smith, 9/10: Love him or hate him, this was like a whimsical 1920s Pokémon trainer. I loved it.

10. Ben Platt, 7/10: It's bright and so childlike. Reminds me of the picture used in the eye doctor's house test that has that house there.

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

Met Gala 2026 Shitposting : Fashion is Art Part 2

I am back on my shit this year, watching the Met in my PJS, stuffing my face with mashed potato, thinking I am Anna Wintour's long lost expert.

There's a lot, I'm just gonna rate the looks from one to ten, strictly my favourites

Continuing with

Alysa Liu, 5/10: An adorable prom-style dress. I love the red.

2. Colman Domingo, 10/10: This man always delivers. I am in love with the style, how it fits him, the colour. Everything about this looks amazing.

3. Hunter Schafer, 10:10: This dress is absolutely perfect, cottage core fantasy, the colour, the early 1950's feel it has to it. Seems like something Lana Del Rey would wear.

4. Lily-Rose Depp, 9/10: Very Art Nouveau, reminds me of the artist Alphonse Mucha.

5. Rami Malek, 6/10: I like the vibe of this fit, like something you would see someone wearing in an art museum. Looks comfortable.

6. Audrey Nuna, 7/10: Very Glenn Close's Cruella De'vile. i like it.

7. Emma Chamberlain, 10/10: She understood the assignment. The dress is hand-painted; I know a lot were, but the fact that it looks painted gets me.

8. Gigi Hadid, 5/10: It's a cool dress, neat how it's see through.

9. Lisa, 10/10: Now that's a look, the hands were extremely impressive.

10. Bee Carrozzini, 5/10: It's a wonderful evening dress, love how all the designs pop.

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

Met Gala 2026 Shitposting : Fashion is Art, Part One

I am back on my shit this year, watching the Met in my PJS, stuffing my face with mashed potato, thinking I am Anna Wintour's long lost expert.

There's a lot, I'm just gonna rate the looks from one to ten, strictly my favourites

Starting With....

Amy Sherald, 7/10 : This was an exxtremely fun look, gives me sort of an pop art vibe

2. Sabrina Harrison, 7/10 : Another creative look, really love how she used hair as a part of the piece, I believe that's my favourite aspect.

3. Adrien Brody, 2/10. Georgia Chapman, 8/10: Brody hardly tried though I am glad cause Chapman's dress is a literal art piece. Reminded me kind of John William Waterhouse.

4. Skepta, 5/10 : It's modern, I love the style, I do think more could of been done with it.

5. Charlotte Tilbury, 5/10: Very western, but it's downright gorgeous and fun dress. A good dancing dress.

6. Law Roach, 5/10: It's cute. Simple. I like the it.

7. Doechii, 8/10 : The colour is perfect for her. The turban is beyond wicked, the bare feet and henna art is just the cherry on top. Also love how well that wraps around her.

8. Sarah Paulson, 5/10: I am not really a fan of the colour, but it's a really interesting and captivating look. Made me curious.

9. Rachel Zegler, 7/10: Love their eyes, super captivating. The dress is beautiful. Love how it looks like a sculpture.

10. Chase Infiniti, 9/10: The silhouette is stunning, the colours and just the fact that it's an abstracted dress. Yes, yes, yes.

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

Happy 420 y'all (I am so late, I got high)

[vel-vel-vel]

currently thinking “I don’t even know what a ‘Detective Hoffman’ is”

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SIN TíTULO by René Peña

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

The Penis Torture Knife from Seven (1995)

[oldshowbiz]

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[quetzalcoatl2k]

I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

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me irl

[amtrax]

As much as I dislike the new Mickey voice for these, they’re actually legitimately funny and hilariously dark compared to what they usually let Mickey and friends do.

[ray-kaladis]

This looks like a typical D&D campaign where one person in the party keeps rolling 20s and making the DMs life difficult. 

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

Now that I have finally played DND I can say that's accurate

[mavreno9]

classic

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

This will be one of thousands of frames that will flash before my eyes once my eyes once I meet my fate.