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hokay. i promise i’m alive and i’ll be here soon. i just finished writing up a bio for ana and will be putting that up soon and making a promo and a starter call. probably when i get home from work tonight. i look forward to writing with all of you!
I’M SO SORRY I HAVEN’T BEEN ON. I’M DROWNING IN PREMED ASSIGNMENTS. I’LL BE HERE IN A DAY OR TWO!!! <3
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gone girl starters
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below are random starters taken from/inspired by the novel Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn.
❝Should I remove my soul before I come inside?❞
❝Please don’t eat anything in that area.❞
❝He is the kind of guy who carries himself like he gets laid a lot, a guy who likes women, a guy who would actually fuck me properly.❞
❝I would like to be fucked properly.❞
❝I sound quite slutty, don’t I?❞
❝You look all twitchy.❞
❝There’s no romantic present for wood.❞
❝Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch.‘❞
❝Seems lonely.❞
❝The cat was sweet, but extremely stupid.❞
❝Well you certainly take your time about it, don’t you?❞
❝So how likely is it I’ll meet someone I love, much less someone I love enough to marry?❞
❝'He’s doing what you tell him to do because he doesn’t care enough to argue,’ I think. ‘Your petty demands simply make him feel superior, or resentful, and someday he will fuck his pretty, young coworker who asks nothing of him, and you will actually be shocked.‘❞
❝Let me guess: baby of the family.❞
❝I am fat with love!❞
❝Neither of us gets stage fright.❞
❝This is how I always pictured it. This is exactly how I pictured it.❞
❝I sometimes bring my coffee and the paper and just sit.❞
❝You’re a planner, aren’t you? You don’t seem like the type to wing anything.❞
❝We call them the ‘dancing monkeys’.❞
❝I am content with letting him be himself.❞
❝I wanted to play it cool, but then I started crying.❞
❝Please don’t lay a guilt trip on me on top of it.❞
❝Not according to the prenup.❞
❝I can’t even figure out if I should be angry.❞
❝My dad isn’t someone I like to talk about that much.❞
❝I feel like something is going wrong, very wrong, and that it will get even worse.❞
❝I don’t feel like a person at all : I am something to be loaded and unloaded, like a sofa or a cuckoo clock.❞
❝I don’t feel real anymore.❞
❝I still say it’s the river.❞
❝Picture me: I’m crazy about you.❞
❝Wow your parents must really hate me.❞
I ❝Hope you like canned soup.❞
❝If there was ever a time for assisted sleep…❞
❝Just got to keep on keeping on.❞
❝I’m making the best of a really bad situation.❞
❝He/She seemed to have lost all interest in both me and said ailing parents.❞
❝Baby, why the fuck haven’t you called me?❞
❝I need to feel your hands on me, that’s all I’ve been thinking about.❞
❝Come up with me. I want to be with you.❞
❝You fucking idiot.❞
❝Sometimes, I look at myself and I think : No wonder why people around you find you ridiculous, frivolous, and spoiled.❞
❝No it’s not that, truly. I’ve never given blood. My doctor gets angry at me because I can’t even handle a yearly blood test for, like, cholesterol.❞
❝How old are they?❞
❝You’re a cheater!❞
❝It would be funnier if our sex life were as carefree as the rhyme would suggest. But last week we did… fuck? Something more romantic than have sex but less cheesy than make love.❞
❝I can’t help but wonder, what’s the catch?❞
❝You were in a screaming argument about a cat box.❞
❝He uses me for sex when he needs to.❞
❝Quiz: Your husband, with whom you shared a wonderful sex life, has turned distant and cold – he only wants sex his way, on his time. What do you do?❞
❝I’ve been indulging in toddler therapy.❞
❝Well, now might be the right time. To start a family. Try to get pregnant.❞
❝I m cracking under the pressure. I will snap.❞
❝I didn’t realize until I was almost there that it was Valentine’s Day. It was Valentine’s day and I was going to buy a gun and then cook my spouse dinner.❞
❝I just would feel safer with a gun.❞
❝I don’t know what would be good luck : plus sign or minus sign.❞
❝This man might kill me.❞
❝Picture me : I’m a girl who is very bad. I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean HAD.❞
❝I’ve told you, I’ve told you so many times!❞
❝To start: I should never have been born.❞
❝Is she still alive?❞
❝I was the girl/boy who battled oblivion and won.❞
❝I ruined my mother’s womb in the process.❞
❝I’ve always been better than the rest of them. I was the one who made it.❞
❝They get to be perfect without even trying, without even facing one moment of existence, while I am here on earth, and everyday I must try, and every day is a chance to be less than perfect.❞
❝That’s because you loved a person who didn’t really exist.❞
❝Being the Cool Girl means you are a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes, and anal sex.❞
❝Men actually think that girl exists.❞
❝The Cool Girls are even more pathetic. They’re not pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be.❞
❝It’s tempting to be the girl every guy wants.❞
❝They never taught me how to be happy.❞
❝I would always try to figure out why this is fun.❞
❝If you let a man cancel plans or decline to do things for you, you lose.❞
❝What a cunt.❞
*waves shyly at sudden wave of new followers* yo peeps. reading through everyone’s rules & working on some more coding to get this blog in a better spot. hmu if you wanna plot or feel free to send in a meme.
The more you live.The faster you will die. Don’t turn around. // penned by kenzie, emi, & crys
dianafarley:
being in the rp community like:
someone needs to actually save me. i gave up on coding and immediately went to go start my anatomy report. like wth kenzie. you promised yourself no med stuff over the holidays and then you do this to yourself. damn it.
thing i am trying to do: make my own about page thing i am failing at: making my own about page
time to make myself a cup of tea and give up for now.
Deep Ass Sentence Starters
“When you think about people who have died, do you picture them anywhere?” “Sometimes it freaks me out that everyone around me has a life as complex and real as my own.” “Do you sometimes suddenly hear your own heartbeat and feel sick because… What if it suddenly stops or something?” “I sometimes just want something really bad to happen to me. Something that’s just really awful. I don’t know why… Do you get that too?” “I can’t stand the thought that I don’t know what’s going to happen to the world in hundreds of years.” “Does thinking about Primary School make you sad, or happy?” “Most pets we keep only become a fraction of our age. Do you think that if they’d know this, they’d call us gods?” “What are you more afraid of, space or the ocean?” “There’s no way anyone can tick everything off their bucket list. We all want too much. It’s frustrating.” “Do you think we’re in control of our lives, generally? Or do you think we just think we are?” “If you knew you were going to die next week, would you tell people or live the way you were till the end?” “I think most people remember the exact moment they realised they were grown up. Because of something said to them, or something they saw… Do you remember that moment?” “One of us is going to die first. Do you think we’ll still know each other to find out who?” “Do you think we’re all capable of murder when it comes down to it?” “I’m so afraid of the moment you know you’re going to die.” “Are there things people have said to you that have legitimately changed you?” “Why do people fear losing things that they don’t even have yet?” “How do I know you even have a consciousness? I can’t know.” “What do you think our purpose is?” “What if everything is just a coincidence? For instance: What if gravity doesn’t exist? Everything has just always coincidentally fallen to the ground.” “If nothing else, we at least won the sperm race.” “If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?” “Do you think other people’s judgments motivate us or hold us back?” “If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?” “Right, we’ve probably had enough alcohol for the rest of the night. We’re getting way too philosophical.”
createdvillain:
“Didn’t realize you were that old, of course you couldn’t keep up with us younger folk.”
“ you see all this grey hair?? this is your fault. all of it. “
createdvillain:
“You know, come to think of it. It’s not your room, not your problem.”
“ i’m going to die. this is how i’m going to die. i can feel the heart attack starting already. ”
createdhero replied to your post: somebody save me. i need saving. like… now.
maybe you shouldn’t be support. XP
somebody save me. i need saving. like... now.
createdvillain:
“Know what’s awesome about nanites? I can be any size I want. Jack gets plenty. After all, what’s wrong with a little gray goo?”
“ you & i have different definitions of plenty. might want to ask your boyfriend why he sounds bored while you two are going at it. “
createdvillain:
“You mean to tell me that ruler isn’t twelve inches? How dare you.”
“ sadly it’s not. which is fine because last i checked you’d need a nanometrologist to have any hope of finding what jack wants from you. “
createdvillain:
“Jack knows all about twelve inches.”
*hits him harder* shut up, you idiot!
besides you’re smaller than that.
