Do No Harm; Take No Shit

Emma. 20. She/Her. Bi. Sociology, Art. this is basically a taz blog.

[creativityisanactofdefiance]

I’m just popping back onto tumblr for the first time in several months to say I’m (still) GAY and I (still) want a GIRLFRIEND. 

[unpretty]

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

[bisexuhowl]

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

[unpretty]

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

[unpretty]

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

[noraivy]

Okay but... this really inspired me, because wouldn’t it solve like 90% of the problems of Cinderella if the prince was just blind? Like imagine this handsome, charming prince, who his entire life has relied on his senses of sound and touch to get around and has learnt to recognise people by the feel of their hands and the sound of their voice? As in the fairytale the king holds a ball to find him his wife, and the prince insists every maiden in the land to attend. The crueler guards joke that this is because he is desperate enough to marry even the poorest, “ugliest” girl in the land, but in reality the prince has never cared what others think of him, and extends that principal to his wife. And so as usual Cinderella shows up and he falls for her wonderful voice and the way she can conjure pictures with words, he loves her because she cares about him and ensures he can navigate the newly arranged ball room ( he usually has a guide dog but his father thinks that isn’t proper for parties ). But when the clock strikes midnight and Cinderella flees he feels despondent, he does not know her name, could not describe her face, and he is sure he will never see her again. Cinderella is heartbroken too, she had found a man so kind and good, who would not care about her looks or that she was a simple scullery maid. And so that is why he uses the shoe, it is all he had to go on, others laugh behind his back but he refuses to give up. When he visits Cinderella’s house he passes through quickly knowing immediately neither sister is right. But as he leaves he hears her voice, singing from the tallest tower and knows it is her. He races back and demands she try on the shoe and you know how the story goes. And so they wed and together they live happily because it was never her pretty face or her shoes that made him love her, but the way she spoke to him.

[galahadwilder]

This is so pretty

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

Reblogging this again bc I love this addition

[tinygalaxykid]

Ok, when the beat drops didnt need to go so hard

[ston-rampler]

zero hours: bitters, or as i like to call it, Noah Masur Gets Shot.... 2!

[valtsv]

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

[dirbyagnesvarda]

2019 was just like *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realization* *has a realiza

[podcastwizard]

hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep

[bladesandstars]

I read somewhere “if you feel like everyone hates you you need to sleep and if you feel like you hate everyone else you need to eat” and it was honestly world-shattering and I wish I’d heard it years ago!

[creativityisanactofdefiance]

You're in his DMs. I'm erasing myself from the narrative. We are not the same.

[lesbianwaves-deactivated2022021]

finally some good fucking news

[lesbianwaves-deactivated2022021]

at last it’s happening lesbians

[luobingmeis]

you in his DMs. i’m erasing his memories so that he and the rest of my family can be happy and safe while i try to fix what we did. we are not the same. oh god, magnus, no. magnus, i’m so sorry. it’ll all be okay, just lie down, i don’t want you to get hurt. magnus, i love you so much, i love you all so much-

[gnabrie]

stuff that happened in the past decade

[thyrell]

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[blackwoolncrown]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[b99network]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The face of a man who has taught his son too well.

[mendokayalways]

top 10 anime betrayals

[filmgifs]

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) dir. David Slade

[justasmalltowngeek]

[jehovahhthickness]

I really needed this. Omg