A nerd in the streets, a bigger nerd in the sheets

any pronouns. mega dweeb and adult.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Machine Contest Round 1

GLaDOS

Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Voting ended onJun 22, 2025

[fakeassfriends]

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

[lovehael]

Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-

[naamahdarling]

Maybe spread this link compassionately in online spaces where these people might see it. This is extremely important.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"there's a steam sale on at the moment" oh no kidding dude. that'll be perfect for your choo choo train.

[coolben94]

Id like to propose we invent a paper document u can have where it states that youve had a prescription for so many years, that u can just have it. Walk into any pharmacy. 200 miles from home. Nobody has ever heard of you. Show paper. Get prescription. For free. A prescription diploma. You put in so many years on this prescription, you graduate from having to ask for it. Life could be so perfect.

[puppybeargf]

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

[weirdfags]

tried this out

[calm-before-the]

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

[fodsley]

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

[calm-before-the]

this is so fuckign stressful

[jame7t]

Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

[jame7t]

Before one of you chucklefucks says “get an adblocker” or “download this sketchy software to block ads on phones:” this sucks because companies are doing it, not because there are ways around it. Do not be stupid on my post where I complain.

I am complaining about ads being shoved into everything because it fucking sucks. Smarmy advice will help neither of us

[jame7t]

also I have an ad blocker on pc & don’t use YouTube on my phone enough to care. Stop stop stop

[jame7t]

this Reddit comment made me so mad I have to share it: I don’t care that they’re trying to make money. They are doing it badly and I hate them, and I understand exactly how this works. They are wasting my time.

Like, YouTube premium would be a good idea if it was adding features instead of making the rest of the site worse to make premium look better- I don’t want to support their ads, or their business. And I know for a fact the YouTubers I watch aren’t being paid well by YouTube regardless if I watch their ads or not! I’d rather pay them directly!

[miscellaneous-marios]

[infectiouspiss]

due to financial problems he's dr apartment now

[househeritageposts]

apartment heritage post

[jimcantswim]

people say the cuphead gameplay too hard i dont believe them. this shit look easy

[kleefkruid]

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[triangleguy]

where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"

[triangleguy]

[triangleguy]

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

Toronto is one of the biggest cities in Canada with the most people in it

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

Corrections

the recently published fact referencing "Toronto" was not an orc fact. It is a fact about Canada. we apologize for the mix-up

[the-orc]

my cousin Crobnar lives in Toronto

[manovurth-deactivated20230421]

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[rowark]

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

[the-haiku-bot]

Reblog to hit a

transphobe with a separate

seat for one person

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lizluvscupcakes]

[probablyasocialecologist]

Boeing whistleblower John Barnett found dead

Coroner’s office in US state of South Carolina says 62-year-old former Boeing employee died on Saturday.