lisa frankenstein/monsterfucker sideblog 🔞

[neyafromfrance95]

watching nosferatu kiss scene as bonnie tyler intended it to be watched.

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[d--r--a]

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[creaturescurls]

Pearl clutchers crying about dark fiction and porn and women liking the obscene, I strongly encourage you to move en masse to the bottom of a ditch! Just go! The Lord will provide for you there I'm sure! Just leave the rest of us alone to be raptured probably

[creaturescurls]

Wow these brain dead takes are everywhere huh 🙃 you think a real life stalking situation is the place for you to take a stand against dark fiction huh 🙃 I'm sure this man read Haunting Adeline and decided to model his behavior after the MMC in that yeah 🙃 except that guy liked to hang out in the FMC's yard after dark smoking and was a genius cyberhacker and is also fictional so maybe the two things have absolutely fucking nothing to do with each other you conservative Christian boot licking fuckwit 🙃

[mndvx]

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[dusalex]

I love when they just do little spins in the air waaaaaaaa

[shamebats]

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

[shamebats]

Literally

[vedurnan-archive]

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[chloethehorrorbabe]

Obsession is proof that a man having a crush on you is your worst nightmare

[crowttore]

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

[the-bar-sinister]

[creaturescurls]

Walking around today and saw a teenage boy with his parents who went out of his way to pump fake at a pigeon, just to scare it into the road. It was doing literally nothing to him. Wasn't even in the middle of the sidewalk. Parents had zero reaction.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.