Text: "Her mouth belongs to the demon her mother made a deal with. Don't mind what she says, no matter how awful. Her actions are still her own."
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Text: "Her mouth belongs to the demon her mother made a deal with. Don't mind what she says, no matter how awful. Her actions are still her own."
This picture is cool but that fucking dudes face at the bottom
he’s hype
Theres currently some crows nesting on the building opposite us, and they still remember that we used to put out bird food years ago (had to stop because of too many neighbour complaints of loud jackdaws in the garden), and have managed to work out that they need a sneaky way to get food without alerting all the other birds.
This has had the consequence of me having to inform my flatmate that if he hears a polite knock at the kitchen window he needs to feed the crows or they WILL start trying to steal our cookbooks.
I wonder who could have done this. Surely not an innocent lil fella like this one
after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby
a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry
Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies
It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there
Emergency baby
[Francisco de Goya]
dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr
let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
Tumblr is a landfill full of victims of parental neglect who think jacking off & smoking weed is funny
I had an upsetting dream last night.
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
Belphie is in constant need of mental stimulation, so there's not really a wrong way to interact with him. you can pick him up, flip him about, and put down him down facing the opposite direction, and he'll just go "hey, that was novel!" and approach you for it again.
meanwhile I have to tell people "if you approach Pangur respectfully and hold out your hand for her to sniff, she will scratch you and draw blood. please just let her lurk in the corner and stare at you."
We have Tinkerbell, and Tinkerbell has a psychological problem. She truly, desperately, wildly wants you to pet her and if she realizes you're about to pet her, the anticipation of the act overwhelms her tiny mind, causing a display of petting aggression that involves teeth as soon as she is touched.
Tinkerbell is also very soft. Petting her is a gift from the gods. It's just that you have to disregard her boundaries and all rules about petting cats. Just walk up and get the hell in there, no warnings, no offering her your hand. Don't give her the time to psych herself up.
happy wet beast wednesday!!!
Okay, this is actually funny
reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
thank you new york times for bringing us back to ancient greece
you certainly will not regret 30 to 40 amphorae