obsessing over fictional pastries

Pixel's CRK / CROB AU sideblog + general Cookie Run art. yauy (ran by a MINOR!!!)

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INTRO POST RAGGHH!!

hi. welcome to my sideblog where I get autistic over sapient pastries.

most of this blog is going to be focused on my weird AU / Rewrite (?) thing, which is basically just me combining my favorite parts of kingdom + ovenbreak and slapping a bunch of specbio on it. yay !

I'll also occasionally post / reblog some regular CR stuff as well, just not as much as I would with the AU.

[ NOTE!! some of my drawings and posts may contain blood and violence, which will be tagged as #blood and #gore ! ]

[ Blog-specific tags under cut ]

Crispia Biology - Posts involving specbio / general biology stuff

Rambles - Misc CR posts that don't involve art / writing

Crispia History - Posts that revolve around worldbuilding & lore

Creatures Of Crispia - General AU tag!

Completely Unrelated - Any post that doesn't relate to CR

If you need anything else tagged, please let me know!

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you cant just say that sylvester

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real intense discussion in the Bestes household tonight

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this island is absurd man

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finally. RAPT is real.

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the average "Watching / Playing the newest Cookie Run Update" experience

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AND ANOOOOTHER CERTIFIED WIIIIIN for saffron of course . belongs to @squenble !

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this is the only piece of custom music on my island. sorry mackaynzie

she said this immediately after too ... scary

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logged into tomolife just to see this fucking shit

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hi i wanted to ask about cherry tomato’s whole deal because i accidentally drew another shithead and it turns out to be That Pose Similarly and i got inspired . how many rocks should i throw

CHERRY TOMATO. my bat! my lovely little fruitbat! (they're actually based on insectivorous microbats but whatever)

They were Eternal Sugars ????Friend? Family? Companion?? Nobody really knew, ESPECIALLY not Sugar. To most people, they were an absolute sweetheart- Always cracking jokes and hanging around with their friends (especially sugar!! they love her! thats their friend! she's so nice and understands them so so soooo well!!)

But they were. very prone to absolutely blowing up at Sugar in specific. They would confide in her, they'd complain to her about the things she loves, about the activities they're "Forced" to engage with, about the people Sugar surrounds herself with- Which usually lead to some form of one-sided argument against her.

She can't bring herself to say no to them. She can't bring herself to step away, or tell them to back down. She needs to listen, to be useful, to be moral support! Thats what she's made for! Thats what she's meant to be! Besides, they always Became Nice Again after a while (ignore the fact they never apologized. or that they never mention any of their past conversations unless its to argue. or that they don't even try to make it up to sugar. dont think about it.)

^ This is all made much worse by the fact that Cherry was much older than Sugar at the time (probably by like 5 years or so). grown ass adult btw.

TLDR throw 1 billion stones PLEASE

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had a dream Devsisters released a cookie run RP game with every playable character and it was basically just this

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gingerbrave: yikes! Earthbread is in total chaos! Who could possibly be behind all of this?!

The Dastardly Cookies of Darkness:

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theres something wrong with my island man

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insane love triangle (???) happening on my island. Gingerbrave started crushing on strawberry but Strawberry is crushing on crepe and WIZARD is set to be GB's partner BUT THEY WONT GET TOGETHER!!!

also Dark Enchantress married a fucked up mii I made in 2023 named "Gorngus". I thought it'd be funny to let gorngus try and confess bc I thought yknow. DE would reject (they weren't getting along). But no. she started dating that thing and now they're MARRIED.

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thank fucking god

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you cant just say that sylvester

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breaking fucking news holy shit

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Illegal animal fighting rings would be really entertaining to watch in Cookie Run

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The entire crowd goes wild, throwing their betting money into the ring as “Dissolver” the gummy worm and “Suffocator” the lump of chewed bubble gum slowly inch closer and closer to each other