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[creekerjess]

don't make me come in there and light up that room with my smile

[creekerjess]

i was emo before emo was even defined. i brooded so millennials could mope.

[creekerjess]

i bring a certain tomboy bestie energy to the wardrobe that any of the boys i ever dated didn't really like

[creekerjess]

finally, a generation for my generation

[creekerjess]

mervyns walked so kohls can do whatever the fuck it's doing

[creekerjess]

if your dentist lived here you'd be at the dentist by now

[creekerjess]

this is who you're asking to breathe air right out of the womb by the way

[creekerjess]

me, messing up the joke: did you see the mini fish

you, not catching on in the slightest: yeah

[creekerjess]

grabbing at a pikachu as it's running away from me and its tail breaks off in my hand, stressed out lizard style

[creekerjess]

look at that face there's no WAY that was her dream

[creekerjess]

hey so i just learned penguins are classified as "seabirds" and i'll be over here sitting with my feelings about that for a while if anyone needs me

[creekerjess]

nice try pixar, i've already SEEN THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER

[creekerjess]

how come bored when have deadlines???

[creekerjess]

duck wearing glasses for some reason: oh, that bridge? [takes long drag off cigarette] that bridge leads to Battle Town, a town where ducks like to battle.

[creekerjess]

well at least we have too much to do and not enough time

[creekerjess]

eat soap (to the tune of get bent)

[creekerjess]

you think looking like me happens overnight?? this took FIVE YEARS OF STEADY DECLINE SIR