tumblr-elvis

woah mama, thats a lot of Tumblr brainrot

[brainrot-elvis]

FAQ:

Q-Why are you brainrot-elvis and not tumblr-elvis?

A- i wasn't allowed mama

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mod posts will be in blue

Submit asks I'd love to read them I have a very boring life

tumblr-elvis out

[brainrot-elvis]

its been a very inactive year but thanks for the luv

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[eternal-fractal]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[brainrot-elvis]

woah mama what's good

[oldpaintings]

The Duel and The Reconciliation, 1884 by Émile-Antoine Bayard (French, 1837–1891) 

[learntmyspots]

Photo credit to @glowstickblood

[strange-aeons]

Oh my god

[elvis-official]

Hey, Elvis. Just wanted ta let ya know, I found Colonel Tom Parker at the casino again…

Woah mama get his ass

[elvis-official]

woah mama can you congratulate my friend on their autism diagnosis

Woah mama congrats on the autism

[elvis-official]

ELVIS IS YOU

SHOE IS BLUE AND SUEDE

MAMA IS WOAH

ELVIS IS OFFICIAL

HUMMINA IS HUMMINA

[gluetun]

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

[windows-98]

[boysbooksandbandsohmy]

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

[pfaugh]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[elvis-official]

hey elvis? would it be morally bad for me to purchase hogworts legacy on sale?

Yes, don't even think about the game at all. Let it and Joanne's empire fade from memory

[brainrot-elvis]

woah mama my shoes are suede and Tumblr blue

[brainrot-elvis]

woah mama, where's the Muppet joker

[brainrot-elvis]

woah mama my question has been answered (?)

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[snapscube]

beetle juice????? yikes !! ummm i think I’ll stick with APPLE juice if that’s okay with everyone !!!

[elvis-official]

I'm going to be at MCR Philly if you see me, I'll be very surprised since none of you know what I look like

[brainrot-elvis]

whoa mama what about my skills of insight

[kennedy-official]

(at the restaurant now y'all live blogging this shit wish me luck!!!!!)

Hey, so, uh...@nixon-official?

[kennedy-official]

From the moment I first saw you...well, we were political rivals back then. But from the moment I met you, the real you, beyond politics?

I was head over heels for you.

So, I say this with the utmost reverence:

Richard Nixon,

Will you marry me?

[nixon-official]

YES YES, 1000 TIMES YES!!!!

[brainrot-elvis]

Woah mama when's the wedding