Oh For Fucks Sake

Geneva•28•Ace/Lesbian You came here for one of three things: jokes, Gay things, or political things. Sometimes I do gay political jokes.

[lithominium]

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

[grimoiremanifest]

☝️Probrlem

[lithominium]

Whats the problem

[grimoiremanifest]

how;get down

[gildedruin]

The two vibes

[porterdavis]

[dbharchive]

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

[capinejghafa]

evelyn's toolkit

+bonus

[icanstillfeelyou-deactivated201]

[gardenxkisses]

Wait is he saying that or is she

[dogpuppy]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[violentoffender]

[blueeyesshyskies]

Thinking about a supercorp/legends crossover where Ava and Sara invite Lena & Kara to the waverider. They decide to take a joyride to 1995 bc they wanna go to the club and party, but accidentally get stuck there for like 3 months.

Featuring avalance scheming to get supercorp together + Kara and Lena trying desperately not to fall in love with eachother

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[rocketbirdie]

nobody:

absolutely no one:

tumblr staff: hey i got a great idea hows about we screw up everyone's decade of muscle memory by splitting the perfectly functioning reblog button into two separate things. and make every basic task take more clicks to perform than before. this is ideal. yup. yeah go ahead and push the update to all users and ignore all feedback. s'all good