So I'm gonna have Mikhail Rasputin*my male main protagonist* going to be savage in this one shot, but it's gonna be starting off with a visit from his sister illyana Rasputina *aka magic and if anyone has a problem with a X-Men & Hogwarts legacy crossover and my male oc being both a wizard and a mutant....FIGHT ME* @yasintheplottwist here you go now feast upon the delisiacity that it's the banquet.
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Today was like no other it was boring as it was long for many people within Hogwarts, but not for Mikhail Rasputin. He has gotten a letter from his owl from who he named Helios 'for his feathers shined when the sunlight shines upon said owl on any day when the sun's out blinding anyone foolish enough to turn his gaze upon him'.
Illyana was going to arrive via portal..why you may ask, well it's because she wanted to "talk" with Sebastien sallow because doing it over howler didn't seem personal enough for her. She wanted to make him sweat bullets so to speak.
So here is Mikhail just sitting on the bench of the courtyard waiting just within ear distance from puffskein Dunkein.
(You might be wondering why he's calling him that...well he's a wuss in Mikhail's eyes. He told the fool to go on his own to get the sample of the hug plant from underneath the herbology class...well let's just say things happened..and that's also the time Mikhail found out Dunkein was a blood purist.)
He was just about to get up and walk away out of boredom when the signs that his elder sister had just arrived when a portal opened up revealing illyana walked on the path in limbo towards him and it didn't take long till she stepped out and ruffled Mikhail's curly navy blue hair. They both went inside the castle while a certain someone glares ever so discreetly in their direction.
Meanwhile in the feasting hall Sebastian sat with the rest of the group while their professors were exchanging small talk. It was about mid speech when Sebastian felt a shiver down his spine. Poppy was the first to notice while she frowned as she looked in every direction before settling on Mikhail and a unknown female that looks like her dearest friend.
'must be related ' poppy thought as she waved them both over. Mikhail happily skipped his way over while the mysterious woman rolled her eyes muttering something while walking. Once she arrived however she immediately seized Sebastian by the shirt and dragged him towards a different direction while he shouted help...and they both disappeared.
"So are we going to...um help?" Poppy asked while worried for her friend. Mikhail waved her off.
" he will be fine. My sister just wants to speak with him" Mikhail says with confidence. Not easing her worry in the slightest, but by the look in his eyes held no doubt so she lets it be.
Not even a few hours later both illyana and Sebastian came back with the later slightly pale, but unharmed and as soon as he sat next to Mikhail he grabbed the other hand and placed a delicate kiss toward his palm and nothing was said.
Now it was post noon and some people were at the feast talking about the woman who came through a strange portal who is sitting at Hufflepuff while the house sat there eagerly listening to a story she was telling with a surprising amount of glee, but like all things get ruined by some irritating shrew here comes puffskein Dunkein with his gross and disgusting face.
" why in Morgan's knickers would the headmaster black would approve of this thing here. If you ask me I think he should throw the woman out with that mudblood that way more mudblood would follow and we can finally breath without having filth in the halls of Hogwarts"
Everyone in there was dead silent not even the poor mouse who was being chased by the cat were looking his way as to say 'what in the entire fuck did you just say'. Professor Weasley was furious and was going to yell, but professor odinson shook his head and nodded at Mikhail to rip into him. Mikhail smiled savagely and got up and stepped towards the infection that is Dunkin.
"so you'd dare to insult my sister and I in both of our presence and not think of the consequences that will transpire" Mikhail says coldly as his eyes narrowed ever so slightly and puffskein Dunkein nodded with a smirk which confirmed it.
"well puffskein Dunkein unlike you who clearly is desperate to seek attention from any source possible that isn't an overgrown toadstool and probably hasn't had to lift a single muscle in his life all while thinking he'll be a perfect pure blood which is laughable since it looks like nature just wacked you with a stinging hex. i have worked hard in a short noticed and not only caught up with our year, but I am excelling and I'm pretty sure any other muggleborns or halfbloods like I am would outpace your sorry sad excuse of a complex you gained. Can you even produce a patronus charm?" Mikhail asked after he laid into him viciously.
Dunkin with an obvious stutter in his voice shouted "i can". Mikhail proceeded to demand proof of it.
"expecto patronum" and with that a...sad pathetic patronus spewed out of Dunkins wand. It was the most pathetic thing that anyone has laid eyes on. How the hell would anyone this ugly get this devastating thing at all....it made sense honestly in all retrospect. Illyana was the first to point out however.
"Vhy is there a ghostly blobfish just...sitting there. It's so pathetic and quite embarrassing"
"dah it very much is embarrassing. Just look at it and then look at him it's equally as pathetic...wait it looks exactly like him" Mikhail laughed out. Illyana chuckled along with him.
"it indeed does look like him. Useless and pathetic in all things" illyana snorted. As both illyana and Mikhail both tore into Puffskein Dunkein he went more and more red until Mikhail said this devastating finishing blow.
" blobfish puffskein Dunkein how pathetic you are, but hey at least no one will compare you to a blobfish...oh wait they already are Which is funny because of how much of a coward you truly are and it's the fact that patronus is a extremely well fit for you due to your cowardly, slimy, useless, untalented, false superiority persona is very fitting. Now leave your presence is very disgusting to be in blobfish"
Embarrassment shot through every pore of the shitty Dunkeins skin and he fled. Ominis snorted then laughed followed by Sebastian and everyone else.
Later they found out that puffskein Dunkein blobfish look alike was given detention for two years and 500 points was taken from Ravenclaw and due to that every single Ravenclaw now hated him and hexed him into oblivion whenever they saw him.
As for the whole group and illyana. They had fun showing her hogsmead. It was rather difficult to impress her although she did like the pranks and the drinks.
Although she had to go since she got a mental call from Charles to help save the city from a Kaiju 'dont ask' she ruffled Mikhail's curly hair and left inside the portal and it closed.
*don't ask I just got lazy 😭*
Mikhail was sitting there with Sebastian underneath the stars. They were given special permission to stay out by professor odinson. It was quiet until Mikhail asked a question.
"Soo what did my sister want from you"
Sebastian chuckled slightly out of nervousness and a slight fear took precedent in his being before shaking it off with a sly smile.
"she wanted to know what nefarious intentions do I have with her brother" Sebastian chucked as he pinned down Mikhail tickling his sides as the other laughed.. meanwhile in the distance you can hear the sweet sweet sounds of agony coming from the Ravenclaw common room...and if a certain someone is in the hospital wing then no one will know who did it and none will be the wiser.
There you go I tried I really did 😭. I hope y'all enjoyed it at least mildly so and as for my hatred towards hobhouse I can tell you that he has the mentality of the blood purist like Draco's shitty parents. Also I hate is stupid ugly Blobfish twin self. Ugh disgusting like this is literally how I looked like when I first saw puffskein Dunkein and I bet Mikhail was like this to
Anyway I hope you enjoyed reading this. And in this house we all spit, shit and dance upon JK shitting name...and also Dunkin hobhouse.
