“Really? Coffee? At this hour?”
“Didn’t take you for a night owl.”
“You look like a couple of hours could benefit you.”
You look like hell. Take a nap or something.”
“Having trouble sleeping?”
“That sounds an awful lot of insomnia.”
“Come on, you’re so tired your last sentence was more yawns than words.”
“Let’s get you to bed. I can’t understand your half-baked ramblings like this anyway.”
“Those are bold words coming from someone who looks like they’re about to pass out.”
“Do you need me to carry you to bed?”
“I’m not carrying you to bed.”
“Get up. You fell asleep on the stairs again.”
“Come on, I’ll join you. I’ve been up too late as it is.”
“It’s too late for this.”
“I’m too tired to argue about this right now.”
“My favorite part of going to bed is getting to sleep with you.”
“You’re so warm and you smell good... I think I’m just gonna...”
“I’m just resting my eyes. I’m not tired.”
“You’re not going anywhere tomorrow if you don’t get rest now.”
“I heard that a lack of proper rest is bad for your skin.”
“I’m just getting a midnight snack.”
“Any particular reason you’re avoiding the bed?”
“I don’t want to wake up and see the empty side of my bed again.”
“I’m afraid to fall asleep.”
“I had a nightmare and it’s haunted me all day.”
“I’m afraid of what I’ll see when I close my eyes.”
“Could you just hold me for a bit? Maybe then I’d actually doze off.”
“The bed’s uncomfortable.”
“I don’t know how you sleep on that cot/mattress/etc.”
“I’ve always been more of a night owl.”
“Did I wake you? I’m sorry. I just can’t sleep.”
“This lavender sheer spray is bullshit. It didn’t help at all.”
“If you’ve got any good bedtime stories, I’m all ears.”
“If you keep holding me like this I’m gonna doze.”
“I figured I’d let you get to sleep first since my snoring bothers you.”
“I can’t fall asleep. I’m wide awake.”
“Yeah, it’s nighttime here. But it’s daytime where you are.”
“If you keep that up, I’m going to fall asleep right here.”
“It’s honestly both impressive and concerning that you can just fall asleep while standing/sitting like that.”
“I’m not going anywhere. Now just close your eyes and try to rest.”
“It is 4 in the morning... I’m so tired.”
“I’m exhausted but I have to finish this.”
“Fine. Stay up. But I’m locking the door so consider this the last call for the train to sleepy time junction.”
“Alright, you’ve convinced me. I’ll come to bed in a minute.”
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