Not Your Average Fuckboy

i'm avery but you can call me mr.meerkat instagram: @averyyparker

[ruinedchildhood]

[georgiew1984]

EWWWWWW!!!

[animusrox]

[breakingjustin]

don’t hand me the aux cord unless you’re ready to get sad as fuck

[the-memedaddy]

[kiingnirvana]

I just want someone who’s soft for me

[lilsugarbush]

[poorlydrawnpeople]

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[sonypraystation]

[imcoolwithonions]

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

[sonypraystation]

you think i do this shit cause it easy

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[botanize]

[kaijuno]

The real college experience

- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

[theonlybrunetteweasley]

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

[kaijuno]

God what a mood

[distinguishedbaloney]

[aracton]

[luvbey]

I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad

[reynita9]

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

*spends a whole minute deciding whether to write u or you*

[i-am-a-fish]

I don’t even keep up with the memes anymore I just accept them. When we’re sad we play despacito? Okie dokie.

[methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact]

Girl’s night out (of body experience)