[nest-of-shiny-things]

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

[joss-the-boss]

gonna tell my kids this was the love of my life but he got drafted and didn’t come back so I had to marry their bitchass father instead

[louisegluckpdf]

me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

yeah

[utopians]

Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life

[tuapaz]

[itsglowoclock]

[fuckingsushi]

[devilspastorson]

I love this line delivery so much:

"ₙₒₒ ᵢ'ₘ ₙₒₜ"

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[reffitt-blog1]

[devilspastorson]

naaah, this was so foul

[aintmyjewelry]

"slut!" - t.s.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Mirror Palais 'The Return of Glamour' spring 2024 collection

[tibets]

[petaltexturedskies]

Mary Oliver, from felicity; "the pond"

[llovinghome]