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“Your curiosity protocols are intriguing!” An RP blog for Strawberry Crepe Cookie and other Cookies built on the remains of an old archival project. Follows back from @derpytoad. Mutual-leaning and somewhat selective for now. CONVERSION STILL UNDERWAY.

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⚙️ Due to the changing nature of the games that’s happened during the Editor’s absence from the Cookie Run games for at least one year, the Crepe Archives are being RESET. Anything posted on this blog prior to September 29, 2025 will be rendered OBSOLETE and WILL NOT BE UPDATED.

We’re starting from scratch on ANOTHER BLOG once Editor gets back on the games, however long it takes!

Until then, we’re on HIATUS.

Expect us back at the very latest by November whenever Cupcake feels like it. Need more info? Click here.

Long story short, I’m gonna convert this blog into an RP blog and move the archive to an alt account for the sake of blog organization. It’s nothing drama-related or anything, just organization and my lack thereof here.

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I’d write both of them

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I guess I should say that when I do start writing the Beasts’ Menagerie, consider it a parallel story that aligns with the current Timeline of Fate storyline.

There’s the same cast of Ancients and Beasts (minus ShMilk), but there’s roughly about 13 more Ancient/Beast pairs to uncover who mostly share some sort of connection with the original cast of Beasts as their predecessors between the Sweet Bang and when the Beasts were named the Divine Emissaries.

So the Beasts when they were Virtues? They had a hand in sealing those 13 “Primordial” Beasts away all across Earthbread, but the Soul Jam that each of them had was split in such that the power split into their respective Ancient had a 45-45 split, with the remaining 10% going back to the Beasts during their golden age and mixing with the Beasts’ own Soul Jams. The remaining Ancients gave rise to their own civilizations with their own haunting pasts courtesy of the Primordial Beasts, but their contributions regarding Dark Enchantress Cookie were either scrubbed away from written history or nonexistent altogether.

But now that the other four Beasts have essentially become deposed from any semblance of corrupted divine power, the Seals that they’ve placed are undoing themselves. A chain reaction following the Dark Enchantress War is about to unfold, and now the remaining Beasts have to team up with the canon Ancients to track down the other Ancients’ civilizations to locate each respective Ancient, in order to ultimately take down the Primordial Beasts tormenting all of them from within.

It’ll make sense. Eventually.

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“MY mom? She was one of the kindest Cookies I’ve known, and then she gets crumbled underneath my own cryobaking pod during evacuation. In 1945. End of story, no more questions, now get out.”

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Before redevelopment on this blog continues, I want to ensure that everyone is on the same page about this so others don’t block me for the reason that they don’t know this about the blog…

Are you aware that this blog is a side blog attached to a personal main blog?

Yes I do

Wait, WHAT

Voting ended onMay 13

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Is this the thing that makes me commit to adding Timekeeper to the muse list beyond the guest mentions?

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“Night of the Witches again already? Yeesh. Y’all go deal with Walpurgisnacht or whatever, but I’ve got paperwork to do and some dark magic to refine. If you’re really that deep in trouble because you thought you could do something, that’s when you call me.”

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TBD Company Memo - The Future of “Operation: Time Twister” and the Time Twister Support Division

Sender: Baguette Cookie, Time Registry Division Management

Recipient: Time Twister Support Division

Date: 4/28/2026

It’s been a while since the last file has been processed through your office for inspection. And while there is a reason for this, there are several articles that have to be covered for your division and its role within the Time Balance Department. These actions and briefings are being enacted under requests from other prominent (and cooperative) organizations both in and outside of Earthbread, as well as direct orders from the Director of the TBD. No further action is required on your behalf at the moment, but while knowledge of the contents of this memo is paramount to ensuring your understanding of our updated interpretations of our timeline, such information may be sensitive if you are trying to understand the timeline firsthand via transcripts and memos from the Tower of Records.

OOC: Spoilers for CRK and possibly other CR games are being discussed under the break, mixed together with multiple original/crossover concepts and Cookies. Consider this your one warning.

Apathy’s Peak Incident

As was recorded during the early summer of 2024, mere months after the start of the Coalition’s initial exploration campaign into Beast-Yeast, a mysterious plague eventually traced back to Mystic Flour Cookie had gripped the greater part of Crispia, with the Dark Cacao Kingdom as its epicenter. This resulted in many employees who served as links and examiners between your division and the rest of the Company calling out sick, thus creating a dilemma that brought work on evaluating the scope of the Frost Miko Incidents and Resolvers Incident (which was particularly recent at the time) to a full standstill, with the END being completely paralyzed by complications that arose from “Operation: Time Twister” as a whole, referred to as the Resolvers Incident. Work has not commenced even after the flour-based plague was resolved by a party that included Dark Cacao Cookie. Due to the collective breakdown of key technological components that comprise communication between your division and the Company, as well as the absence of the Cookies responsible for maintaining them. A decision made by the Director resulted in your division being deactivated for the time being to allocate resources to other essential departments in coordination with archivists derived from the Starcloud Spires in the Moontide Republic. The remaining office staff who remained on duty were transferred to other divisions as part of this staff reallocation protocol, enacted only in the event of an epidemic such as the one that transpired then, as well as the Jelly Plague that started in 2020 through the end of 2022 due to the remnants of the tainted jam that persisted following the clean-up projects that marked the end of the Jelly Walker Crisis. Standing messages from the TRD and orders from the Director’s Office still have to be relayed to their respective divisions that the Director is planning on re-activating the TTSD and assigning your division an updated agenda.

Understanding Corrections & Potential Mistakes in the TBD’s Records

Following reviews of transcripts detailing recent events within key organizations provided to us by the Cookie Kingdom’s Tower of Records from their timeline, several departments within the Company have probable cause to believe that an innumerable number of previous reports and records are to be stricken from the database as outdated and corrected to reflect updated information concerning such organizations and their events within the timeline. Many of these records have been considered as confidential and unavailable to your division for the longest time until it was considered to be the right time to declassify them to be reviewed by your department, and while many of them are still classified, steps are being taken to slowly declassify them for public records. Possible affected records include:

The year of the conception of Dark Enchantress Cookie. While common folklore concerning Walpurgisnacht details her irrefutable bake-day as that night- April 30th- others still debate what year that was. This chain reaction would also put into question the true age of the Ancient Heroes, when the Dark Flour War happened from start to end, the age of the Crème Republic, Red Velvet Cookie’s true age, and the length of time that Strawberry Crepe Cookie was preserved in the cryo-baking pod that they claimed to have awoken from a short time before the Vanilla Liberation in April 2021… just to name a few. Conflicting accounts from transcripts detailing Custard Cookie III’s reactions to seeing his father as a baby, and records counting how many generations of Cheesebirds (six generations were counted in the cited dialogue) maintained work on the Cheese Wheels that composed the citizens of the Golden Cheese Kingdom in the Golden City only serve to complicate the matter beyond the Dark Flour War’s true timeframe if it indeed wasn’t 1939-1945.

The status of Dark Enchantress Cookie and the Cookies of Darkness. The former is confirmed by several sources to have been crumbled, and her organization presumed disbanded in the aftermath of a conflict between her and the Coalition on the far side of Beast-Yeast in early 2026. In that same period, it is inferred that White Lily Cookie had suffered the same fate in the eleventh hour.

The origin of the Avatar of Destiny. Originally perceived as a Fallen Beast that composed one thirteenth of the Underworld Menagerie, having beheld the Virtue of Fate, we now have reason to assume that it was actually a harbinger foretold by the founder of the St. Pastry Order. It is still possible that this Beast is the true Avatar of Destiny, and that the one conceived by the Order was a different one. The status of its new Soul Jam holder and the other twelve Heroes and Beasts tied to the Menagerie remain mostly unknown beyond names and speculations, although some suggest that Shadow Milk Cookie’s absence is also playing a role in this.

The status of the St. Pastry Order. Following events regarding the Avatar of Destiny, it is speculated that the Order has since fallen. However, countless other reports on their work are still being investigated with the assistance from Pastry Cookie, who was a member of the Order prior to assisting White Lily Cookie with the Trials of Silence, where she has since left the Order whilst unaware that it was most likely already disbanded. She has been our informant prior to these events since her venture to what cartographers dub the “Tower of Sweet Chaos” where she would witness the conception of Dark Enchantress Cookie firsthand with influences from Pomegranate Cookie. Exposure to timeline-retrospective magic has given the TID sufficient reason to rely on her as a witness to the Order and their secrets in order to track down Dark Enchantress Cookie before she can cause damage to the timelines.

The involvement of the Paradise Emissaries. These outsiders- having become involved in a supporting role surrounding Earthbread’s events between the Bittersweet Coup and now- and their whereabouts are still unknown, but their presence as a major player in resolving the Frost Miko Incidents has been verified by firsthand accounts sourced from records compiled by Frosted Shortcake Cookie and from local sources traced back to the homeland of all of the Emissaries except one, that being Gensokyo. Their involvement has sparked particular interest among our satellite office in the Moontide Republic as to how stable the local fabrics of space-time really are.

How many times GingerBrave was baked and subsequently escaped, heading in different directions in each report. This gives way to a different perspective on whether these are completely different timelines altogether, or if a calamitous event somehow led to him back in the Witch’s Oven and everyone else going wayward in countless ways multiple times. We are still trying to compose a comprehensive theory on this string of events, which also debates the role of the Five Dragons beyond Pitaya Dragon Cookie, the Witch’s Castle, the Pancake Tower, the Jelly Walkers, and Platter City among other things. The standing theory, supported by recent events involving a chance encounter with another Dark Enchantress Cookie, suggests the existence of multiple timelines within a singular cluster… but the TBD itself is one organization and one group of Cookies that oversees all of them. Only the Director knows the exact structure of the timelines we work with and how departments such as the END operate on them, but a comprehensive response hasn’t been composed yet.

The Frost Miko Incidents

It can’t be denied that this segment started due to interference from Affogato Cookie, but our understanding of the Frost Miko Incidents extends to an era before the re-establishment of the Cookie Kingdom, although the scope that these incidents covers is further than previously understood. In fact, the involvement of several parties such as the Paradise Emissaries and the Detective Trio aligned with Croissant Cookie were paramount in their own way in ousting Affogato Cookie and restoring the names of several prominent members of the Black Citadel such as Heavy Cream Cookie, the Captain of a special autonomous group of Watchers known as the Licorice Watch. While these incidents were masterminded by Affogato Cookie in one way or another, it was Heavy Cream Cookie whose reception of the brunt of the consequences of Affogato Cookie’s schemes inadvertently kicked off the incidents, which started a slow-burn that culminated with the Bittersweet Coup, which led to the foiled invasions of the Crème Republic. Only by aligning herself with Croissant Cookie and the Paradise Emissaries was she able to forgive the one who scorned her (whose name is currently being withheld by specific request due to fearing for his own safety), but the rest of the details regarding this side of the story culminate into the first episode of “Operation: Time Twister” and a proposal for what several clerical desks within the Time Registry Division calls “Operation Flipside.”

The Resolvers Incident

A complication encountered by the Emergency Neutralization Division- previously referred to as the Disaster Response Division- while responding to a report concerning an anomaly that connected the Dark Cacao Kingdom to a location in Outer Earthbread. This investigation would turn into a joint operation with Frosted Shortcake Cookie- END’s only operator who responded to our call- teaming up with the head priestess of the Pomegranate Village and a railroad snack vendor from the World of Dreams to interrogate residents around the site of the anomaly, teaming up with two locals to amass enough information to deduce the turn of events that happened prior. However, complications that arose from the events of Apathy’s Peak kept their records and the reports collected by Croissant Cookie off the official archive due to a chain reaction of crises that followed. As prior records that were part of “Operation: Time Twister” undergo extensive evaluation and review, records that were part of the Resolvers Incident and the solution they found will be published with them.

Role of the Division

As of now, we can verify without a doubt that Dark Enchantress Cookie in Timeline K has been confirmed crumbled, although Shadow Milk Cookie remains unaccounted for. However, while an operation was underway to arrest her, Dark Enchantress Cookie in Timeline O has presented us with another problem that requires extensive research into both timelines. The Blue Cheese Watch is still missing. The Director has ordered a subsection of both the Time Registry Division and the Emergency Neutralization Division to be re-allocated to the remnants of the Time Twister Support Division to form a new division altogether, tentatively called the Timeline Cross-Examination Division. The below diagram- updated from its previous form when created by Maple Taffy Cookie- should give you a tentative idea of what resources are being allocated to reform your division. Your work plan explaining the role of your new division in the TBD and in both “Operation: Time Twister” and the newly-conceived “Operation Flipside” will be detailed in the next memo. Select information will be provided to the Cookie Herald for circulation as necessary.

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Those Who Don’t Know would either agree with me on this completely or give me The Eyebrows when I mention that she has a magical girl transformation.

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THANK YOU for sticking around!

Thank you for following me

Thank you for dealing with my awkward phases

Thank you for dealing with my emotional moments

Thank you for sending in Asks

Thank you for waiting patiently during my hiatuses

Thank you for being such a good group of followers!

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Blog Verses

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L1 - The Canon Verse

L1 is a nominal universe code for the “canon” universe adopted by the TBD over their last designation of “Primary Earthbread Timeline” or PET for short, which helps standardize when dealing with other timeline authorities beyond Earthbread. The “B” in L1B stands for “Baker,” referring to the abundance of Cookies and sentient Pastries that inhabit Earthbread. But since we’ve got multiple perspectives, we’ll need to complicate the codes a bit. The 1 indicates that this universe very rarely diverges from its intended course, but higher numbers indicate an increasing divergence factor.

Oh, and one more thing. The Time Balance Department- and its employees- can see and interact with every variant of Universe L1 as one cohesive group without any doubles.

L1B - The Merged verse: Merges all major events from multiple games (CROB, CWars, CRK, CRWC, CRTOA, CROS) into one comprehensive timeline, although not always in the order they were originally released. Events that contradict each other are either played off as something else entirely, or happened as they were due to timeline “resets” and “trimmings” from the TBD on Timekeeper Cookie’s orders.

L1BO - The OvenBreak verse: Follows a course of events since ~2016 that aligns with the storyline as rebooted in 2021, as well as any major title events that cover a whole month. May overlap with the Jelly Walker Crisis. The status of the Ancient Heroes is unknown, although the Shattered Kingdom may have either been the Dark Cacao Kingdom or a past Cookie Kingdom. The “O” stands for “OvenBreak.” May include collaborations with Hello Kitty, the Teeniepings, and the Powerpuff Girls on request… although Cupcake is not familiar with them.

L1BK - The Kingdom verse: Follows the Kingdom storyline and its side stories and events since launch in 2021, including prior historical events such as the Dark Flour War. The status of the Five Dragons besides Pitaya Dragon Cookie is unknown. The “K” stands for “Kingdom.” Includes crossover stories with Sonic the Hedgehog, BTS, Wicked, and K-Pop Demon Hunters. Points in the continuity can be discussed, although I will break them down into segments.

Prelude - Events that happened BEFORE the Dark Flour War, such as the Ancients’ rise to power, times before the fall of the Beasts, etc. Years are up for debate.

Act 1 - Events that happened between the start of the Dark Flour War and the re-founding of the League of Guilds. (Prior events, the Tutorial sequence, and Crispia Ep. 1-8 through Sparks of Hope)

Act 2 - The events that happened during the various gatherings of the Ancient Heroes and their call to action. (Crispia Ep. 9-18, Cookie Odyssey, and anything in between)

Act 3 - The expedition into Beast-Yeast to confront the Beasts after finding White Lily Cookie in the Silver Kingdom (Beast-Yeast Ep. 1-12 and anything that ran parallel)

Finale - The Dark Enchantress War, culminating in a final confrontation. (Beast-Yeast Ep. 13-15 and anything that ran parallel)

L1BK EX: The Beasts’ Menagerie - The aftermath of the Dark Enchantress War, where everyone tries to get back to their normal lives until the appearance of more Ancients and Beasts reveals a more sinister plot inadvertently set in motion by Dark Enchantress Cookie’s actions. Certain groups have already been dissolved, while others have been uncovered or (re)formed. (This verse is all-original and runs parallel to the Timeline of Fate story arc, sometimes interacting with it directly from this end.)

L1BW- The Castle verse: Follows the events of Witch’s Castle. There’s not much else to say about it, although there’s the suggestion that this was Kingdom’s prequel.

L1BT - The Tower verse: Follows the story of Tower of Adventures and its side quests. Most of the characters there are exclusive to that game as residents of the Pancake Tower, but answers found in this sky-piercing tower may entice more outsiders to its location…

L1BS - The OvenSmash verse: Follows some events behind OvenSmash. Cupcake the Mun has not played this game yet, and it’s not exactly known what lore’s behind it beyond the Cookies’ backstories and the presence of Platter City, but there’s a contest being held there. Until proven otherwise through lore and writing, this verse is a sub-verse of the other above verses.

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L2 - Eventful Convergence

An alternate verse for RP events and verses written by other people- especially those that involve crossovers that otherwise can’t be played off as feasible for timeline/dimensional reasons- that would otherwise heavily impact the world that these characters roam.

L2B - All sub-verses and characters outlined in L1 stay as they are if they were not affected by the sweeping events that happen.

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L3 - Time Twister

Unsanctioned use of dimension-hopping and time-travel technology has changed the timeline to a factor that was otherwise worse than those encountered in “Operation: Time Twister” in Universe L1. More Cookies from this universe have aligned themselves with the TBD, forming their own subdivision in the Time Balance Department known as the Timeguard Keepers.

L3B - All sub-verses and characters outlined in L1 stay as they are if they were not affected by the changes in the timeline. Such changes are intended to be an extension of the “Operation: Time Twister” arc beyond what’s planned, and for writing with others on it. More Cookies that are otherwise unaffiliated are aligned with the TBD in this verse and in L4B. Twizzly Gummy Cookie and the rest of her gang originate from this universe.

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L4 - One Future Too Far

String Gummy Cookie saw it coming from far away. Through the consistent (ab)use of Croissant Cookie’s prototype Time Manipulators by staff from all over the Time Balance Department, one timeline was distorted so badly that Timekeeper Cookie was forced into hiding while Croissant Cookie was named the new Director. But with various misfortunes aligning to ultimately put the TBD into bankruptcy, every bad future that could have happened in the main timelines (and were averted otherwise) HAVE ALL happened here. It’s only a matter of time until Time is Over.

L4B - What happened after the events of “Mission! Save the Future!” in an alternate timeline where String Gummy Cookie didn’t destroy all of the Time Manipulators. Cookies aligned with the TBD in Universe L3B are still aligned in this verse. Any disaster that would have been prevented instead happens in full force in this verse. String Gummy Cookie himself originates from this universe.

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K4 - The Scarlet Horizon

Was it a rapture of dark magic? Or possibly something else entirely that reshaped the entirety of Earthbread into the shape of White Lily Cookie’s Soul Jam? Mysteries and darkness roam abound as factors in the Lilywhite Space, reshaping Cookies and kingdoms alike in a distorted pocket void over the sky-piercing mountain. Where did it all come from? An alternate outcome of the Final Battle in the Dark Flour War, where the world was torn asunder by Dark Enchantress Cookie and eventually reborn anew with the power of White Lily Cookie and the surviving Elementals. Fates change… monarchs fall… and once-familiar plots are turned on their heads and merged into one timeline here. And yet… it seems like the tearing dimensional fabrics are inviting company from other Earthbreads from across the multiverse into this shared space. Welcome to Lilywhite Space. You’ve been here for as long as you can remember. This is where the multiverse’s melting pot turns chaos into a society. Nobody knows what the “K” stands for here.

K4B - An entirely alternate universe with its own characters, where familiar settings and plots are distorted into something completely different and familiar Cookies seem to have taken on different roles. Earthbread is shaped like White Lily Cookie’s Soul Jam and is free-floating as a set of space-floating landmasses only held together by a mixture of starry space matter and what was once the Licorice Sea. Other Cookies and worlds from other universes often land here if they get lost in time, although any attempts to destroy it all are usually magically undone by the universe itself.

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D8 - War of the Draconian Overture: Beyond Land’s End

In at least one future, Longan Dragon Cookie won. Cookiekind was cast aside while dragons reigned supreme across Earthbread. Monsters roam wild, razing the last few remaining civilizations and outposts predominately resided by Cookies, but many of them have banded together to form what was informally known as the Last Watch on Land’s End to keep the surrounding village intact. At the same time, Longan’s reforming of the world has put the other Dragon Cookies into a conundrum regarding where their allegiances lie in terms of either upholding the new world order, or maintaining sovereignty over their own assets and citizens. At the same time, magic manifested from the dragontongue language has become so mainstream that Cookies have begun to use it commonly in their everyday post-apocalyptic lives. While this constant use ancient magic has inadvertently turned other Cookies like Cream Puff Cookie into dragons against the wishes of the Ivory Dragon, the prospect of having any dragon within Cookie walls has become taboo to a point where citizens have become paranoid about Cookie Dragons suddenly turning on them. But through it all, this new world is about to become the centerpiece for a new fiery feud…

D8B - An alternate universe set in a world ruled by Longan Dragon Cookie, where dragons rule the lands while Cookies have been forced towards banding together in guarded villages to maintain a sense of safety in a post-apocalyptic society. Other villages and larger cities turn to other Dragons for protection, where all that such Dragons want is sovereignty over their territory and the loyalty of their own citizens. Research into the dragontongue language has translated itself into new forms of common magic, although the strongest spells have had the effect of turning Cookies into Dragons. And Cookie Dragons within the walls of Land’s End? They won’t allow it. Here’s the catch: Cream Puff Cookie- a wizard who’s very close to graduating from Parfaedia despite her unstable magic- is one of those cases after she uncovered such a spell by complete accident.

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In other news, content creator RoyalMike has released another free site for you to create your own CookieChat!

This video should show you how to make one with a sprite and background catalogue from various games in the series including OvenBreak, Kingdom, Witch’s Castle, Tower of Adventures, OvenSmash, Puzzle World, and even Cookie Wars! There’s also a few customized sprite features that you can use through image links.

Wanna access it? Link’s in the description, or just click [here] to open it from this post.

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Blog Rules

Before anything else, knowing that this blog is a side blog is mandatory so you don’t hard-block my personal main by mistake. Refer to rule 16 on what my main is.

These rules may be changed at any time. Ignorance of the rules is not an excuse for breaking them.

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1) There will be no NSFW/explicit content here. Dark themes will still be present due to the nature of the Cookie Run universe.

These themes are usually veiled behind world-appropriate terms (IE berry/sparkling/grape juice, strawberry jam, soggy, crumbled/crumbling, etc) if not an obvious example depicted in specific canonical characters and plots (IE Dark Flour War, St. Pastry Order, Cookies of Darkness, Land of Silence, the Witch, etc).

Stronger dark themes (usually those that involve severe injuries or untimely death) will be tagged as needed. If you need something else tagged, DM me. I’ll either make a tag for it, or a “mun filter tag” so you just have to block that one tag.

2) No god-modding, meta-gaming, power-playing, or other similar actions unless we discuss it beforehand.

I will discuss this with you too or make it very clear that I intend to do so if I’m planning stuff for a thread where such elements are necessary as plot devices, and I will play along if you tell me that you intend to do so too.

While I am fine with being on the losing end of a fight, strongarming the whole encounter without discussing the thread’s events is a big no-no. Unless we basically agree that it’s a one-sided match, mix it up a bit! If you use RNG like dice, I will too in order to keep it fair.

Muse shipping between muns will fall under the same umbrella of discussion; it will not happen or advance prominently unless we discuss it first.

3) Due to the presence of potentially dark topics, this blog is an 18+ zone.

Minors will either be given less priority or soft-blocked. Those attempting to rudely dispute my decisions will be hard-blocked.

4) Direct messages are for plotting, one-on-one talk, silliness behind closed doors, and gaming talk.

I will not roleplay through them.

Wanna chat on Discord? If we’re mutuals, just tell me what your username is so I know who to watch for. Likewise, I’m building a server for us to hang out and roleplay some more, so be patient. Otherwise, just DM me and we’ll set things up.

Looking to add me? Unless I drop a friend code or similar, just DM me. We’ll talk there. Likewise, tell me what your username is so I can add you properly.

5) Reply length and text styling don’t matter; accurate grammar does. Make sure it’s legible so I don’t have a migraine trying to understand it.

English is my first language, and the one I will RP in by default.

Proper grammar is expected in threads regardless of the length of your post.

6) Crossovers, original characters, alternate parallels, muse doubles, and non-mutuals are welcome and encouraged.

7) One ask, reply, or @ is all you need to make a starter or to nudge me regardless of the source or plot.

One DM or @ after at least a week is what you’ll get from me when I’m nudging YOU.

8) COMMUNICATION IS KEY.

While I do my best to respond quickly, rapid responses aren’t always on the table.

I’m 25, have a job and financial obligations IRL, and sometimes have my own stress & baggage like everyone else, so that takes priority.

Need to know something about any of my muses or any of their alt verses that isn’t already written down? Ask and you shall receive, and I’ll update the profile with it too.

If something’s going wrong, you want to drop a thread, might pause a thread, need something tagged, or simply don’t want to continue something, just tell me. I won’t be mad.

However, I will be mad if you simply ghost me and cut contact. It’s already happened before, and it brings about the Bad Stuff while making me lose any kind of respect I had for you.

While I might have colder feet making the first move if we don’t know each other, I will sometimes send a starter to such people to take the leap if I have time, and I may make starter calls (including permanent interaction calls) in the future.

If you’re responding to a starter call as a multi-muse, please specify the muse you want me to send a starter for and who you want it from unless I specified which muse the starter is for. Choose your muses, or I’ll choose for you.

TLDR: I WILL be slow at times for varying reasons as life happens. Nudge me if you want so I don't forget your thread if I don't respond after a while. Trust me, I'm not deliberately ignoring the moots, life just gets busy.

9) The actions done by the muses don't necessarily reflect the actions or opinions of the mun unless they’re tagged to be speaking on my behalf.

Some of my muses might be jerks, but that doesn’t always mean I’m a jerk IRL (especially if we’re cool with each other and/or really close mutuals).

The tag for muses speaking for me directly as the mun is #on the mun’s behalf.

10) Personal or fandom blog following me?

I’m cool with you following me, liking my posts, sending me asks and memes, and reblogging anything that isn’t a roleplaying thread, mun ask memes included.

Comments on this blog and my other RP blogs are generally set to “me following you” or “you followed this blog for a week.” Don’t try to hijack threads with comments, especially if the other person didn’t consent to it.

Do not spam my activity feed with mass-likes/reblogs and so on. Big numbers make me think something big happened, which isn’t always a good thing.

Make your roleplaying side blogs known to me if you have any so I know where to send a response if you’re looking for an interaction. Likewise, don’t reblog the roleplaying threads (unless they’re yours).

11) Nudges or asks about panhandling, IRL politics, or drama will be ignored, deleted in the inbox regardless of verification status if it’s in there, and the user possibly blocked/reported for spam.

This is because I have nothing to contribute, and because this is a roleplaying blog. This is not a donation-boosting blog for random people. Signal-boosting is for mutuals only.

Abuse of the ask box through Anon Hate or virtual panhandling may result in the option to use the anon toggle or the ask box altogether being disabled for everybody, and possibly in you being blocked. Don’t be the one who ruins my trust in the anons.

Save the drama for muse-on-muse conflict in-character, and leave mun drama, IRL politics, and unnecessary hate between muns in the Oven.

I will not take sides on anything political or drama-related here, especially that which does not involve me directly, regardless of whether it may be a political issue or unresolved conflicts between other muns. Those who push me on responding to such things may be at risk of being blocked at my personal discretion. I am more than capable of making choices for myself and I reserve every right to exclude myself from being the middleman in mun-to-mun drama where I am not otherwise involved.

12) Mentions of elements pertaining to various aspects of a military setting may appear from time to time, although solely as worldbuilding elements.

Any mentions of materiel, existing or fictitious militaries and adjacent classifications, particular time periods that may have occurred IRL, and other instruments of war (IE artillery, planes, battleships, etc.) may happen due to named mentions with historical contexts (yes, I DO take the time to conduct my own research), because I play other online mobile games that feature such things, or because they are being utilized as an element of worldbuilding for a FICTITIOUS SETTING in my lore writings.

All such militia or political-related factors written in-character are written as SEPARATED from ALL IRL politics that may happen in the present day, and I exercise the right to omit or alter select elements of these devices as needed.

There will be no mentions of or allusions to current IRL politics or geographical conflicts on this blog regardless of what elements may fall under this conceptual umbrella. If such events seem to appear, they are either historical mentions (once again, with prior research conducted before anything is written) away from the current time period, or completely fictional events based on things like those written as plot devices in video games and anime.

13) In order to properly trace back the source of an ask prompt/meme, try to have it linked or sourced in your ask, especially if it wasn’t recently brought up and I might be missing context.

It makes things easier for me on my end so I know where you got it from.

If I reblogged the meme from you directly (and you don’t have a rule that clearly says to not reblog memes from you), expect an ask on it from @derpytoad almost immediately. That one’s my main and the way I send memes and ask starters for this blog.

If the meme or ask prompt is intended for a muse, MENTION WHO THE MEME’S FOR. Unless I know who you’re going for because we’ve interacted for a while, I can’t read your mind.

You can reblog it from me, but I’m also asking that you send it in if you do. Otherwise, reblog it from the source if you can or tag your reblog as #op deleted.

14) Interested in a muse and can’t wait for a starter call or open RP post?

TELL ME. I can’t read your mind and see that you’re interested from there alone. I can’t work with what I don’t know. Tag me in a starter. Send an ask. Message me. Anything goes. If I can see where you’re going with it, I’ll see what I can do with it.

15) I am essentially unable to trim posts since I’m completely mobile-bound on Tumblr, and X-Kit does not work on Chrome/Firefox/Orion on my iPad. Trust me, I tried.

If I do find a way to trim them myself, I will make the effort to try trimming them myself. Otherwise, I will just clip reblogs between the “top post” and my reblog if the stack goes 5+ posts long.

16) @derpytoad is this blog’s main blog. That blog will follow you back on behalf of this blog, like your posts, and send asks.

Other RP blogs created under @derpytoad are larger-group fandom-grouped (or fandomless lore-building/OC-primary/pseudo-wiki) RP blogs with the possibility of AU verses for other characters.

This blog will still reblog posts and send responses to threads.

17) Spoilers for the games’ stories may or may not be tagged.

This is usually dependent on things like main story weight and overall impact, date of the story’s release, characters involved, and plot twists involved.

Stories that have been released less than a month ago will be reviewed and given a spoiler tag prior to posting. Plotting talks involving these points will go over this rule’s application.

Canonical continuity will be considered and discussed as needed prior to any starters being made for specific users or as an open opportunity.

18) If rules from the unified blogroll/lore document conflict with rules here, those rules take precedence.

Conflicting rules will be corrected afterwards.

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Muse List

More muses will get added with time. Profiles, AU verses, OC Cookies, and Crossover Cookies are a general WIP.

*if a character has an asterisk, request only.

Vanilla Kingdom

Strawberry Crepe Cookie - Tinkerer of magichanical things. Likes to analyze other things and Cookies. Left the Cookies of Darkness as early as the Vanilla Kingdom’s liberation, although never dropped their destructive urges. Has two floating magichanical arms controlled by a headset that acts as an extension of themselves and their powers, and an echoing past that continues to haunt them.

Black Raisin Cookie - Caretaker of Raisin Village before the Vanilla Kingdom’s liberation. Once cold and unfeeling, but she learned to open up to others with time. Loves putting raisins in everything she eats. Might be part crow.

Pure Vanilla Cookie - Ancient Cookie of the Vanilla Kingdom. Beholds the Light of Truth. Tries to see the good in everyone and rules with benevolence, although he’s often the first to bear the truths about White Lily Cookie.

Beet Cookie - Loner hunter (and Carrot Cookie’s farmhand) whose tribe’s ancestry supposedly traces to the Vanilla Kingdom’s outskirts. A hardcore survivalist and an effective cook. Has a sister or two with an ancestry traced back to another source.

Espresso Cookie - Trailblazer and professor in Coffee Magic. Primarily teaches in Parfaedia, although moved long-term to the Vanilla Kingdom to perform extended research after the Councils.

Hollyberry Kingdom

Wildberry Cookie

Dark Cacao Kingdom

Licorice Cookie - A scheming Cookie of Darkness whose ancestry traces back to the Dark Cacao Kingdom. Effective in curses, necromancy, and supposedly raising the Licorice Sea. Seeking long-term employment with the help of his past professor from Parfaedia (who flunked him prior) after the Dark Enchantress War.

Dark Choco Cookie - Son of Dark Cacao Cookie who once held the cursed Strawberry Jam Sword, which led him to the Cookies of Darkness. Relinquished the sword and left the group after coming to terms with a coup that would have resulted in Affogato Cookie taking the throne. Currently wandering, although found himself stuck with Licorice Cookie in the latter’s job hunt after the Dark Enchantress War.

Caramel Arrow Cookie - First Watcher of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. Once exiled due to Affogato Cookie’s manipulations, although she was restored to her former position afterwards. Helps ensure the safety of the Kingdom’s people with the help of an autonomous team of specialists known as the Licorice Watch.

Cotton Cookie - Shepherd and pathfinder of Snowfall Village deep in the Dark Cacao Kingdom’s frozen woodline, even under the worst conditions possible. Was best friends with Sherbet Cookie prior to his ascension towards being a Frost Spirit, but looks back on it with fondness gone too soon. Has a Giant Bighorn Sheep whom she affectionately calls “Cupcake.”

Dark Cacao Cookie - Ancient Cookie of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. Beholds the Light of Resolution. Fathered Dark Choco Cookie after the Dark Flour War, although holds his own regrets in those events. Was easily manipulated while the palace enacted its closed-gate policy in favor of bolstering coastal defenses against the Licorice Sea, due to it being the primary border between the kingdom and the whole continent of Beast-Yeast.

Sherbet Cookie

Crème Republic

The Deep Expanse

Peppermint Cookie

Sea Fairy Cookie

Parfaedia

Cream Puff Cookie - A fledgling wizard whose shortcomings are overrun with considerable magical powers in Dessert Magic and undying resilience. Although she recently graduated from Parfaedia’s prestigious academy, she always aims to better herself. After an encounter that resulted in her repelling a Red Velvet Dragon, she was named a hero and helped revive the League of Guilds. She helps part-time with the Cookie Herald in her downtime under the mentorship of a professor who also does work in the Dark Cacao Kingdom. Yes, she has her own magical girl transformation which amplifies her magic by a lot. Don’t let Kyubey see her.

Eclair Cookie - A history professor and museum caretaker that studies the past of Cookiekind. Often gets very excited about new discoveries and firsthand witness stories about the past, especially from legendary Cookies that meet with him. Very meticulous about the care of the relics in his museum. NOT a jeweler or an appraiser.

Almond Cookie - The leading agent of the Magical Emergency Handling department; a detective force that works to contain magical emergencies and incidents as they happen. Father of Walnut Cookie. Always seems to have a grumpy, resting grouch face due to his countless years on the job and can’t function properly without a cup of coffee, but cares very deeply about his work.

City of Wizards & World of Dreams

Cinnamon Cookie

Moonlight Cookie

Blueberry Pie Cookie

Milky Way Cookie

Amber Sugar Cookie

Cookie Kingdom

Kumiho Cookie - A marshmallow fox who underwent a 999-day ritual to learn a shapeshifting spell to transform herself into a nine-tailed Cookie. Always seemingly playful and possibly a bit too flirty at times. Meanwhile, she’s found herself a nine-tailed gal-pal Cookie like her, whom she likes to hang around with to help with work and life after a very bitter rejection on the altar… and to possibly get some snacks with her in the process.

Venom Dough Cookie

Wizard Cookie

Carrot Cookie

Blackberry Cookie

Operation: Time Twister (TBD)

Croissant Cookie

Baguette Cookie

Timekeeper Cookie

Walnut Cookie

Roguefort Cookie

Beast-Yeast

White Lily Cookie - Ancient Cookie of no kingdom, until she settled in Faeriewood. Beheld the Light of Freedom. In a bid of curiosity to learn the purpose of the Cookies, she fell into the Ultimate Dough which then got rebaked into Dark Enchantress Cookie. Now entrusted with the seal that was intended to keep the Beasts from reawakening. Everything regarding her that happened between Walpurgisnacht and Now remains silent unless you ask the right Cookies the right questions.

Silent Salt Cookie

The First Oven

The Pancake Tower

To Be Sorted

Captain Ice Cookie

Chestnut Cookie

Pudding Cookie

Walnut Cookie

Roguefort Cookie

Amber Sugar Cookie

Candlelight Cookie

Mango Cookie

Caramel Choux Cookie

Schneeball Cookie

Croissant Cookie

Timekeeper Cookie

Baguette Cookie

String Gummy Cookie

Dark Fondue Cookie

Marble Bread Cookie

Twisted Doughnut Cookie

Cream Soda Cookie

Latte Cookie

Almond Cookie

Espresso Cookie

Caramel Arrow Cookie

Oyster Cookie

Clotted Cream Cookie

Moonlight Cookie

Milky Way Cookie

Strawberry Crepe Cookie

Cinnamon Cookie

Wizard Cookie

Beet Cookie

Carrot Cookie

Pure Vanilla Cookie

Peppermint Cookie

Blackberry Cookie

Black Raisin Cookie

Amber Sugar Cookie

Eclair Cookie

Sherbet Cookie

Cotton Cookie

Cream Puff Cookie

Pastry Cookie

Sea Fairy Cookie

Caramel Arrow Cookie

Wildberry Cookie

Captain Ice Cookie

Chestnut Cookie

Pudding Cookie

Walnut Cookie

Roguefort Cookie

Candlelight Cookie

Mango Cookie

Caramel Choux Cookie

Schneeball Cookie

Croissant Cookie

Timekeeper Cookie

Baguette Cookie

String Gummy Cookie

Dark Fondue Cookie

Marble Bread Cookie

Twisted Doughnut Cookie

Cream Soda Cookie

Latte Cookie

Almond Cookie

Espresso Cookie

Caramel Arrow Cookie

Oyster Cookie

Abyss Monarch Cookie

Clotted Cream Cookie

Affogato Cookie

Chess Choco Cookie

Licorice Cookie

Dark Enchantress Cookie

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Earlier today I was considering writing them following a bit of research, as usual with any considered muse.

This happened.

This is the second time that I ended up manifesting this, and it’s definitely crazy that I practically manifested this. Who’s the psychic now, hm? Oh yeah, there’s also Rumi, although I doubt I’ll get any of them to ascension before the event closes out

The first time was Alice Margatroid but magical girl… those who know will know.