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The first trial didn’t go quite as planned… but the TBD has a backup plan! Watch Licorice Cookie and Dark Choco Cookie continue their journey to redemption through time itself…!

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The Dropouts’ Second Trial: The Shadows’ Temporal Menagerie

💀 W-what’s going on?! Why are we here?!

⚙️ Heavy Cream Cookie didn’t think ya did good enough, so here we are! Stick close and MAYBE you’ll stay outta the time pockets!

💀 I can’t believe you’re doing this to me…!

Main Posts

Blog Tags (to be un-doomified since April Fools is over)

Rules (written professionally in a post this time)

Q2/3 Memo Board

Business Hours

The Cast

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Awesome Kingdom Guide

TBD update (to drop in early May)

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Go back to the last pinned post?

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TBD Timeline Cross-Examination Division (lore-dumping blog WIP)

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Yep… there’s gonna be some major blog reorganization required with all of these live games…

OvenBreak

Kingdom

Witch’s Castle

Tower of Adventures

OvenSmash

Classic

Crumble

I’d also say Puzzle World but that’s been in limbo longer than Wars was.

How I come back to this… I need some time to plan it out, although trying to cover seven games at once seems the slightest bit overkill, ain’t it?

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Is Crumble going to be the thing that takes me back here?

Or is it going to be the driver that properly founds the Addendum in the near future?

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And now Crumble’s on pre-order

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What do we have here…?

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They dropped this at midnight EST and

okay then

still trying to get things together on this blog and my other ones otherwise

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Chat, remind me to make a proper reference for Heavy Cream Cookie so I can introduce her properly in this blog’s lore.

Besides that, heavy work and lacking motivation is somewhat sapping my muse to write on this blog right now despite me wanting to revive it. Sorry.

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🕰️ Oh dear… if you happened to see what that comment was on that last post where Editor Meringue had his most-likely Roll of the Month…

We removed it for a reason. This blog is not a place to host potential scammers, whether they’re genuine or fraudsters.

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This kind of luck will not happen again for a long time. And that’s saying something after pulling Wind Archer Cookie twice AND one more Burning Spice Cookie within 24 hours of each other.

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Wait, Strawberry Crepe, how did you, Licorice, and Dark Choco ended up here?!

🕰️ And where is ‘here’ exactly? Here is here and there is there, you know.

But if we make the assumptions that we both know where is ‘here,’ let’s just say they caught wind of the latest temporal anomaly and tried to investigate it themselves. The initial report in question seems to be going well, although the tall grumpy one with the sword was assigned to… let’s just say… something else entirely. You won’t see him around ‘here’ anytime soon.

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I was looking over this when I skimmed up and down the patch notes, and I noticed a little possible contradiction. When does Timekeeper get Forced Regression if she’s immune to Regression overall?

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Oh, don’t you worry about me missing the patch notes this time. Timekeeper’s content drop has a lot for this game alone.

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For Those Who Know… who would be the more likely candidate to team-up with Walpurgisnacht?

Shadow Milk Cookie

Dark Enchantress Cookie

Voting ended onMay 4

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Day 4/8: Ensuring that the next course of action we take would yield results on what happened regarding Shadow Milk Cookie helped contribute to our division’s creation, partially by drawing some of the most skilled Cookies across the rest of the TBD from their divisions to this one… preferably as side work. I used to be in Technology Development working on various magitech projects- sometimes dubbed “magichanical” by the Vanilla Kingdom- before being assigned towards making a dual reader that could examine multiple timelines at parallel coordinates. Granted, not a lot of the other Cookies know how to operate the parallel timeline coordinate settings, so they mostly use it to observe one timeline in two different sets of geological coordinates in the same temporal snapshot. This would help with proposals to initiate “Operation Flipside” to possibly locate clues in the past about what could have led to Dark Enchantress Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie enacting their plans the way they did, and whether more complex schemes beyond the known Cookies of Darkness were involved.

-C.E. Cookie

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Day 3/8: You’re the new recruits? Excellent. Look, I know this whole thing’s a bit unusual for the TBD’s onboarding process, but trust me when I say that some days will feel like they’re being held together by puff pastry, frosting, and strawberry jam… especially if you’re in my unit. Truth be told, after I sorted through some jumbled records for Coffee Candy Cookie and Pain de Campagne Cookie regarding some wizards and Moonlight Cookie, the Director expedited several days’ worth of paperwork to convert my position between the TRD and END into a standalone entity in a matter of hours. If you’re good at noticing the little things between two sets of data, you might get assigned to my division too. I’d love to have you join us.

-S.J. Cookie

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Day 2/8: This whole situation is worse than I first anticipated since I responded to those other incidents… solely because nobody else in the END had picked up the phone. But then we’ve got you. Between our abilities with technology and your tactical skills, we should be able to mop up what Shadow Milk Cookie’s cooking before lunch. It’ll be like another day in Parfaedia Academy all over again…!

-F.S. Cookie

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Okay but for real, I kinda needed that time to ease back into CRK before committing to any real news.

For the TBD, I’m gonna dial in on this one to bring it all in, maybe even speed-run the Beast-Yeast campaign unless it hits you with the 1.5M power gate

And the Addendum. That’s still on basic framework planning, but Kingdom and the new campaigns are planned to receive more priority. Everything’s going somewhere. And as Timekeeper says:

The end justifies the means…!