The Mysterious Double Wizard

Crewmate Periwinkle who is known for their best knowledge on all kinds of plants and makes the best Cookies for all the Crewmates ♡💙♡

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Have no longer any fears, for Periwinkle is here to cure your depression by accidently shoving your face full of desserts!

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Hello new Friends! I ams Periwinkle and made this account on Tumblr to talk better with Crewmates because I'm deaf

It's very hard to read or understand talking when we don't have visible mouths!

Not even all the Crewmates know ASL! It feels illegal, but oh well!

I have to go back to making Cookies for more friends! Tell me if you would like to try the newest batch!

Warning: If any Crewmates have food allergies please let Periwinkle know immediately so they don't accidentally poison you! Just write it on paper, they are a very good reader of words!

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Mod: Hiii this is the Mod creator of a Blue ask blog and when I saw OC blogs I wanted one of my own!

I hope I give an enjoyable experience!

Anons are open as long as they're not abused or no one sends weird stuff. Be nice pls.

No Gore/Smut related stuff allowed please

Here's Periwinkle!

[jigglybonez]

Not bathing is a bad idea Lime. Aliens like the ripe ones the best

ripe?? What are you talking about!! Has this been proven!?

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "I've heard that the more dirty you are the more flavor you have for aliens."

Periwinkle: "Haven't you realized why soap is made to taste bad?"

[jigglybonez]

Really? Where did you hear this!? I don’t believe everything I hear like some people.

[crewmateperiwinkle]

(Call Periwinkle bold but desperate bc someone smells like a stank rat for too long)

Periwinkle: "Your Church"

[jigglybonez]

Not bathing is a bad idea Lime. Aliens like the ripe ones the best

ripe?? What are you talking about!! Has this been proven!?

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "I've heard that the more dirty you are the more flavor you have for aliens."

Periwinkle: "Haven't you realized why soap is made to taste bad?"

[jigglybonez]

☆ "I heard something call you a 'stinky vent thing,' and I was wondering if I could potentially call you that nickname as well? It's very fun to say. Because you are a vent thing!! and it maybe woudln't hurt if I sprayed you with some of my body spray." ☆

(( - @saturatedyellow))

why would you call me that as a nickname!?

I’m not stinky. I just don’t take showers, unlike you I don’t succumb to government propaganda!

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "It's not government propaganda, it's called fucking hygiene??

You know what." ☆

[ Satur grabs a can of dry shampoo and starts spraying it at Lime aggressively. ]

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "Satur u could accidentally set them on fire if you just spray them and they go back to the reactor room"

Periwinkle: "We gotta get them in a real bath-"

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "I feel like if I try to get them to shower, they'll eat all my soap. And, as funny as that'd be to see, I paid good money for my shampoo!!" ☆

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "I have spare pine scented shampoo, its cheap."

Periwinkle: "And goggles so we don't get soap in the visor. But we still need to get them into the bath..."

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Mod: Loooook, not something that needs to be canon on this blog lol but wanted to share my lil drawing anywayyy

Lime learns peices of sign language with younger Periwinkle! (In my timeline Lime met Periwinkle a bit before becoming an intern originally at the Skeld and the only one that could actually understand them, even having to teach Blue)

I like to think Lime learned sign language to see if any spies would code with each other to get 'em

(Also don't judge too bad lol I looked up the hand signs and am not an expert k I'm srry to any sort of offense)



(The dark green scarf is from the odd cousin Ive mentioned before not Lime srry gang)

@jigglybonez

[jigglybonez]

Burping is a sign of the government using its microchips ,which were implanted into our bodies during vaccination, to whisper lies and propaganda into our stomach to mass control us. When we burp that is actually us rejecting the lies and propaganda. Did you know?

That’s why I don’t burp.

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "What the FUCK is your problem even!!!!!" ☆

[jigglybonez]

it’s not my fault I’m not easily manipulated by government agents!! unlike some people.

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "The hell is that supposed to mean? 'Some people.' You trying to call me something, you stinky vent thing?" ☆

[jigglybonez]

you’re naive! And are easily manipulated by our government’s tricks

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "I'm not naive!!

... A-Am I?? No-- You're just paranoid! " ☆

[jigglybonez]

I’m not paranoid!! I know everything!! I KNOW THERES SECRETS, SECRETS EVERYWHERE!! I know they’re evil…and they’re out to get me. THEYRE ALL OUT TO GET ME!!

(this totally isn’t me projecting onto lime gulp)

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "Well that's got to be the most stupid thing I ever heard you say! And that's saying a lot -- I find a lot of the stuff you say stupid.

Sure, the government sucks ass right now, but why would they target *you* specifically??

That's like me freaking out everytime I leave my dorm room because there's one guy who's a dick to everyone. They aren't gonna solo me out or target me for just standing around.

They aren't gonna come for you speficially just because you 'know their secrets' or you don't shower. Actually, no, someone might come after you for that, but it sure as hell isn't the government." ☆

((No lime dont busta yourself

[jigglybonez]

I’m not being stupid! Im being careful and smart!

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "Whatever bro. I'm just saying no one is after you." ☆

[jigglybonez]

you don’t know that!

for all I know, YOU could be after me!

although I doubt they would hire someone like you

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "The only thing I'm after you for is amusement.

And also. Just because I think you're cool. Fine, I said it, the gigs up, I think you're neat and I'd like to tinker with machines together sometime.

But I don't think they're gonna hire someone like me. I don't have the Albert Einstein autism, unfortunately." ☆

[jigglybonez]

don’t worry about that “autism” it’s not real. It’s a hoax made up my doctors to sell you overpriced placebo medicine!

and I guess you could help out with some of the machines..maybe in electrical. I don’t trust you enough to touch my reactor… as long as you won’t be annoying or bratty!

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "SO THE DOCTORS *WERE* JUST TRYING TO GET MY ASS. FUCKING 'we think it'd be beneficial if you were assessed for autism' BULLSHIT!!!

You know, maybe I can get behind some of your conspiracies. They explain a lot." ☆

[jigglybonez]

Yup, they’re just trying to get that money outta ya!

that’s why I don’t go to the doctors..they’re…tricky..

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "Dude, tell me about it. It's always 'I'll always have your best interest in mind...' Brotatochip, my best interest is Pokémon, what does this have to do with me picking up my melatonin?" ☆

[jigglybonez]

YEAH!! Something like that..

Doctors just make up stuff to get your money and data from you so they can sell it to private investors to profit off of your information!

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "What about my Deafness...?"

Periwinkle: "I very much can't hear things."

[jigglybonez]

Periwinkle: "Since you think everything is a government manipulation,"

Periwinkle: "What about sign language...?"

Periwinkle: "It's the only way I can talk without a crewtablet."

Periwinkle: "Do you think I'm an evil government person? :("

@crewmateperiwinkle

Trust me, if they were trying to communicate secretly, they would have their ways.

they wouldn’t let any secret communication they have be known to the public, like sign language.

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "So I'm not accidentally being an evil government person? :("

[jigglybonez]

okay, so we know aliens are real… what about werewolves? Or, uh, werewolfmates? Uh, were-mates? What’s the term?

I hadn’t thought about that..

I think they’d get too big to fit in the vents, if they were on the ship, so that’s a good place to hide from ‘em…

Also werewolves come out when there’s a full moon, right? But the moon is always full in space!

I think if they were on the ship, I’d figure it out for sure.

I’d say if you’re dealing with werewolves, give ‘em some holy water. That’d probably do the trick

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "You should meet my cousin one day!"

Periwinkle: "They have always been a strange cousin. But I don't think they're a werewolf..."

[saturatedyellow]

“Ironic that a therapist like me needs your help… but I genuinely CANNOT with my damn crushes…”

“You’re pretty good at wallowing in your own feelings for yknow who? Any tips for dealing with it?”

— @coral-likethe-ocean

☆ "Coral, my dear twin. My homie. My day one.

I am NOT the guy you want to come to for that. The ONLY THING keeping me sane right now is the fact that I need to finish fixing a 3DS someone threw at me earlier before I try anything!!

I am crushing on FOUR PEOPLE AT ONCE, and I have no chance with ANY OF THEM, and I REMEMBERED MY PAST RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW THEY SUCKED. I AM *LOSING IT!!!!!!!*" ☆

[ They pause, inhaling. ]

☆ "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Okay. Okay I'm good now. Fuck, i needed to get that out of my system. " ☆

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "Who TF is a dying eagle I was just trying to take an actual nap on my BREAK-"

[jigglybonez]

“What do I want? To tell you that I forgot 5 letters.”

“Oh wait! It’s U, R, A, Q, T.”

— @coral-likethe-ocean

{Coral should shut up}

…what!?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, IS THAT SOME KIND OF SECRET CODE?

I’m on to you, coral.

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "Say them out loud!"

[jigglybonez]

☆ "Hey, Liiimee... I know you're in your hide out and all but if you could step out for a second that would be awesommeeee..." ☆

[ Satur is totally not hiding a can of Axe Bodyspray behind their back. ]

(( - @saturatedyellow ))

why? What do you want from me.

(reminds me of this meme, I couldn’t find the original so we’re just gonna have to have the dunhar one bare with me)

(Art is by “trannytron_3000” on pintrest)

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "Don't worry about it." ☆

[ Satur says as they slowly put on a gas mask, knowing damn well Lime's hideout probably smells rancid and the scent will seep through once Lime steps out. ]

((LITERALLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR HWHQGAHAHAHHAA

[jigglybonez]

do you seriously need a gas mask to come near me?

I don’t smell that bad. You’re not gonna get me to shower!

[crewmateperiwinkle]

[Periwinkle is slowly inching from behind Lime with a sizable net raised waiting for the right call.]

(They are unnoticeable for now)

[jigglybonez]

☆ "I heard something call you a 'stinky vent thing,' and I was wondering if I could potentially call you that nickname as well? It's very fun to say. Because you are a vent thing!! and it maybe woudln't hurt if I sprayed you with some of my body spray." ☆

(( - @saturatedyellow))

why would you call me that as a nickname!?

I’m not stinky. I just don’t take showers, unlike you I don’t succumb to government propaganda!

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "It's not government propaganda, it's called fucking hygiene??

You know what." ☆

[ Satur grabs a can of dry shampoo and starts spraying it at Lime aggressively. ]

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "Satur u could accidentally set them on fire if you just spray them and they go back to the reactor room"

Periwinkle: "We gotta get them in a real bath-"

[jigglybonez]

I KNOW YOU TWO ARE SCHEMING!! I know the whole crew is scheming..well IM SMARTER THAN THAT!

*they hop into the vent and shut it over them, crawling away to their hideout*

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "nooooo limeeee :("

[jigglybonez]

☆ "I heard something call you a 'stinky vent thing,' and I was wondering if I could potentially call you that nickname as well? It's very fun to say. Because you are a vent thing!! and it maybe woudln't hurt if I sprayed you with some of my body spray." ☆

(( - @saturatedyellow))

why would you call me that as a nickname!?

I’m not stinky. I just don’t take showers, unlike you I don’t succumb to government propaganda!

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "It's not government propaganda, it's called fucking hygiene??

You know what." ☆

[ Satur grabs a can of dry shampoo and starts spraying it at Lime aggressively. ]

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "Satur u could accidentally set them on fire if you just spray them and they go back to the reactor room"

Periwinkle: "We gotta get them in a real bath-"

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "I'M SEWING AND I KEEP POKING MY HAND WITH THE FUCKING NEEDLE!!!!!!!!" ☆

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "I think I have thimbles.."

Periwinkle: "I have one!"

Periwinkle: "And a star bandage."

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "Bandages!" 🩹

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "I'M SEWING AND I KEEP POKING MY HAND WITH THE FUCKING NEEDLE!!!!!!!!" ☆

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "I think I have thimbles.."

Periwinkle: "I have one!"

Periwinkle: "And a star bandage."

[coral-likethe-ocean]

☆ "Seeing as you've pulled two people, and are actively talking up more (Damn right. I've seen you with Brown and Yellow. You ain't slick), I was wondering if I could get some advice? Maybe?

How do you ask out people? Or like, is there a test you have to do to see if you even have a shot with the person?

What???

Dating's hard. I've always been the one asked out, not the one wanting to ask someone out... albeit all those times I was asked out it was either a joke or some kind of fling, but I digress." ☆

( - @saturatedyellow )

GASP

“STALKER!! /silly”

“Okay, seriously though, of course!”

“The biggest thing when wanting to ask someone out is coming from the heart. How do you truly feel about them? What do you like about them? Try putting those feelings into words.”

“When Cyan confessed to me, they said something like, ‘you’re the sun that brings balance to the world’ or something like that. They don’t have to be complex metaphors though! Even something as simple as ‘I really like your humor’ or ‘I appreciate your kindness’ is good enough.”

“I think that’s all I’ve got for now. Thanks for coming to me. I know how hard it is to confess and I hope I could make it easier.”

“P.S. there’s nothing going on between me, Brown, and Yellow. It’s just playful banter between friends, that’s all.”

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "Okay... Okay, that tells me HOW to do it, but like, WHEN?

Do I just??

They're over there cleaning right now -- do I just go there, lean against the wall and just:

𝓜𝔂 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓪 𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼. 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓰𝓸 𝓸𝓾𝓽?

Becuase, twin, I am not doing that. I'm gonna get blood on my shoes." ☆

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "Ask about a hobby! Maybe tell a small story! Give them a treat or make a trinket you tried to make for them! You don't need just words, just share some small kindnesses! ❦

(These words harbor from someone who was never asked a date, never taken out, and just somehow knows how to give shockingly good love advice)

(How are they not taken? Mira has bad taste)

[saturatedyellow]

“SATUR, SATUR, HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?”

— @coral-likethe-ocean

☆ "WHAT?? NO, WHAT NEWS?? HUH??" ☆

[coral-likethe-ocean]

“Oh, I don’t know either. I don’t even think there’s news I just wanted to say that.”

[saturatedyellow]

☆ "Whuh-... Oh.

... Okay." ☆

[crewmateperiwinkle]

Periwinkle: "I heard Purple and Red making out in Navigation."

Periwinkle: "I don't think they also realized it was my shift time to take care of the plants and Heracles."