*hiatus*

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fruit

hendery: if i eat a bar of fruit punch soap, is that eating fruit?

ten:

ten: are you fucking kidding me

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um

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not okay

jungwoo, on the phone, panicked: taeyong you have to come home right now

taeyong, shopping: is it an emergency?

jungwoo: you don't understand-- mark hasn't said "dude" or "bro" or "ayo" in the past five minutes

taeyong, leaving his shopping cart in the middle of the store: i'll be right over

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nct i-margerines #4

imagine...

you like dejun.

but you’re too scared to tell him because nct are scary.

so one day you’re out on the road and are listening to music. specifically ‘baby’ by justin bieber.

both u and dejun laugh about how ten sang that. the u jokinly say “i dont like this song”.

when u get to sm, nct assemble in one straight line and say “we heard u dont like justin bieber”.

then they all punch u.

now dejun ran away :)

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chore day

taeyong, on facetime with kun: are you sure you don't need help over there?

kun, trying to get lucas to make his bed and ten and hendery to fold laundry: yeah, i'm good.

taeyong: are you sure?

kun now also trying to get xiaojun to clean, winwin to vacuum, and yangyang to wash dishes: i'M FINE.

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nct i-margarines but its cix #3

imagine

you and bae jinyoung are on a date

and he is having fun too unlike with johnny

so u start dating uwu

but you have to get a toof transplant

and you tell him ur scared

but jinyoung says not to worry

n e ways you wake up after the transplant with new teef

and you ask where jinyoung is

and the doctor replies “who do u think gave u the teef”

so u cri

until

hyunsuk enters the room

and he has no teef

jinyoun explains that hyunsuk gave u the teef

so naturally you dump jinyoung and starat dating hyunsuk

bc jinyoung was selfish and didnt give u the teef but hyunsuk did

now jinyoung hates you :)

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directions

tourist: can you tell me where hybe labels is?

minghao: yeah sure just continue down the road and you'll see a smiling fuck

minghao: take a right there

minghao: then you'll see a short-ass motherfucker

minghao: turn left and soobin should be there

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nct i-margarines #2

imagine

you and shotaro like playing just dance

but sungchan always joins you so you have to do the weird three player ones

until one day when you decided to do duo ones

and all is going well until sungchan shows up

so sungchan asks if he can try

and you dont want to dance with him because he is evil

so shotaro dances with sungchan

aND THEY DO BETTER THAN YOU AND SHOTARO

so u break up with shotaro

you are now single :)

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nct imagines but i ruined them aka i-margarines #1

imagine

you and johnny are out on a date

and you are having fun because it is tHE johnny suh

but johnny isnt having fun

which you dont know bc you cant fUcking read minds

but johnny can

he can also bend reality

so he bends reality to make it so that you never existed

you never existed now :)

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air fryer

seungmin: that smells go- why is the air fryer so... huge?

minho, patting the air fryer: 180 degrees for 20 minutes

seungmin: 180- oh my gosh cHAN HYUNG WHERE ARE YOU-

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love on the floor

chenle: look, the 127 hyungs repackaged their album! we should listen to it

the rest of dream: *nods in agreement*

~after listening~

mark: what's up, little demons?

jisung, pointing the tv remote at him: not another step or i'll zap you with these lazers, bAsTaRd

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left toe

lucas, texting kun: i hit my left toe

kun: which toe specifically? like if i get hit in the stomach, i say "ribs 7-10 have been injured"

lucas:

lucas: you are insane

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life is a bastard

mark lee, 2021

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korean

anyone: *breathes in korean*

17 years old felix: ...stray kids

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correct quote

mark: i got you!

johnny: you say you got me but you don't got me

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pop music

sungchan, choreographing: kiki, do you love me-

shotaro, pausing: you have such 2018 taste

sungchan: what?

shotaro: hIT IT BOYS

00s line: IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT-

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poets

kun: alright, lets share our poems! winwin, would you like to go first?

winwin: i wrote a haiku

winwin:

"don't want to be here

inevitable darkness

should swallow me whole"

kun:

ten: what about you, yangyang?

yangyang: i also wrote a haiku

yangyang:

"yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet

yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet

yeetus the feetus"

kun: i dont think that-

lucas: THAT WAS AMAZING

hendery: DO ANOTHER ONE

xiaojun: ABSOLUTE ART RIGHT THERE