Atalanta Pendragonne

[xenobotanist]

[homunculus-argument]

booty shorts with if thine eye offends thee, pluck it out written on the ass.

[andmaybegayer]

oh fuck I thought the intro to today's Money Stuff was going to be a metaphor for some crypto bullshit but no an actual metals futures market was backed by actual bags of rocks.

[andmaybegayer]

JPMorgan Chase thought it had $1.3 million of nickel, but they were all bags of stones. It's happened before.

Swiss trader Mercuria Energy received spray-painted rocks instead of $36 million worth of copper it had ordered.

Ea Nasir Bullshit

[phluphfy]

THEY LITERALLY VAGUE EA-NASIR IN THE ARTICLE ITSELF ASDFGGHKGJKLSH

[headspace-hotel]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i think we should all go back to carrying cheap little plastic mp3 players that look strangely edible and only hold like 200 songs

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

listening to unwritten just as natasha bedingfield intended

[liberalsarecool]

Corporate crime dwarfs retail crime.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[memewhore]

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

[atalantapendrag]

Gyro Lamb "Hot Dogs" Recipe on Food52

This Gyro Hot Dog recipe is my kind of sandwich: savory, garlicky, and tangy. Spiced lamb sausage with tzatziki, garnished with onion, tomat

[honey-wine-and-time]

Petition to the Government of Canada to grant asylum to transgender and non-binary people from any country that has laws hostile to them, including countries historically considered “safe” such as the UK and the USA.

You must be Canadian to sign, but please share

[quasi-normalcy]

@allthecanadianpolitics

[cheddar-baby]

actually important addition, remember to check your email to confirm you signed it. If you hit sign and close the tab you did not actually sign the petition.

[femmefurina-deactivated20240814]

This is no small potatoes change.org petition. I know people online like to go ‘dhurr hurr petitions never work’ but this is the house of commons of canada. any petition that reaches 100,000 signatures must be read in parliament and addressed.

We’re already at almost 19000/100,000 and we have until the end of May. We can do this.

[atalantapendrag]

[atalantapendrag]

One of these days he's gonna chase back.

[anxietyproblem]

[atalantapendrag]

[thebeanestbad]

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horrifying movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

[thebeanestbad]

you’re the only person who’s allowed to reply to this post anymore

[naamahdarling]

Agree, but also if a cult promised to house and feed me and let me be creative and cared for me emotionally and physically, and let me contribute in ways that capitalism doesn't value but which are valuable to a community, I would take it, because it's a much better alternative that what is currently available to me as a disabled person. Even if they straight-up killed me at, like, 70, that's such a sweet fucking deal until then, you don't even understand.

[atalantapendrag]

Right??? Like, having a place to live and a community that welcomed me?

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[atalantapendrag]

I lost most of my kitchenware in the fuckery of this year and trying to furnish a kitchen when I am broke as fuck is so goddamn dispiriting.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

[atalantapendrag]

My roommate's grouchy cat slow blinked at me today.