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don't worry about that bike tessa lemme just

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#anything for a gorgeous brunette with a big nose #tatort #tatort zürich #tessa ott #ep: rapunzel

JOHANNA AND BECKER SLAPPING THE FUCK OUT OF A DAMN CORPSE TO TRICK THE BIG SCARY MILITARY MAN NOOOOOOOO

had completely forgotten about the entire ep, just rewatched it after like three years and burst out laughing at this scene like i did the first time. guess some things never change

#yo sorry ik its fucked up #but the way becker was swinging on this man still has me howling #this ep slapped how could i forget about it #tatort #tatort ludwigshafen #johanna stern #peter becker #ep: das verhör

just no. im not even joking. like im dead serious, im genuinely not gonna watch this one. im not letting that ruin the start of my 2024. maybe ill get around to it in a few months. or years. whatever. im sick of tatort kommissarinnen getting killed off whenever the actress makes the decision to quit. julia grosz left peacefully and quietly to start a new life with her girlfriend or sumn, everybody is happy for her and this ep doesn't exist. cry about it if you don't agree. womp womp

#im angry so what #call me dramatic or wtv #im pissed and so tired of it #sorry not sorry #tatort #tatort hamburg #julia grosz #ep: was bleibt

khalaris

hands... 👀

crimescene-crush

#bro i was so close to barking at the tv #mans is looking SCRUMPTIOUS and what about it #im so sick and tired of denying how i feel about him #tatort #tatort wien #ernst rauter #ep: bauernsterben

not the best execution i fear... you're supposed to fire the cattle gun into his dirty dick first THEN go for his head

#so 9/10 i guess #tatort #tatort münchen #ep: königinnen

matthias was probably camping in that hospital like mfs be in front of concert halls

#dude had me crying he wanted to cut him up so bad 😭😭#tatort #tatort münchen #matthias steinbrecher #ep: königinnen

devilspenguins

Wenn du gerade erst bemerkt hast, wie oft Frauen sexuellen Übergriffen ausgesetzt sind und jetzt von Krebserregern im Kuhfutter geredet wird, aber du dir immer noch nicht sicher bist wie jetzt eigentlich queer ausgesprochen wird

#bro was fighting for his life in this one #what a great episode i loved it #tatort #tatort münchen #franz leitmayr #ep: königinnen

kalli eats his breakfast like a psychopath im crying

#who DOES that #tatort #tatort münchen #kalli hammermann #ep: königinnen

WE'VE GOT A TRANS ACTRESS IN THIS MF!! LET'S!!!! GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

#i almost threw shit through the living room im so PSYCHED #her name is phenix kühnert and she's s t u n n i n g #it's a win for all of us #tatort #tatort münchen #ep: königinnen

bavarias not a real place bro 😭💀

#culture shock... and im from swabia and that says a lot #tatort #tatort münchen #ep: königinnen

if i had a nickel for everytime a tatort kommissar was revealed to have had a poly relationship in his past, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice