devilspenguin

24 | he/him | Tatort & Polizeiruf | British Comedy | Women's Hockey

[watchagonnado]

[apoloniaspiegelgold]

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[breval]

It's AI , they didn't even bother to remove the Gemini watermark on the bottom right.

OWLS DON'T DO THAT

They don't NEED to they famously have very flexible necks that allows them to turn their heads about 270°.

Also those legs are way too far appart, here are real pictures of barn owls (tyto alba) which I believe the above slop is suppose to be.

[devilspenguins]

fuck you're right ugh. i hate what has happened to the internet. can't even trust funny animal pictures anymore...

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[bookpdf]

oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

[bookpdf]

le doohickie in question btw:

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about "no one is talking about this!" posts is that at best they are weird guilt trips trying to make you feel personally responsible for the fact that you haven't heard about one specific thing happening that no one has mentioned to you. at worst they are just wrong because the op turns out to have no idea what people are talking about because they've never listened to another person in their life. either way I am not reblogging that

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[montrealvictoire]

EMILY CLARK JAIME BOURBONNAIS ENGAGEMENT CONFIRMED GAYS HOW ARE WE DOING????

[bowelfly]

shronks

[kilncreatures]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

[myjetpack]

My latest books cartoon for The Guardian. Many more here: www.theguardian.com/profile/tom-gauld

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

[myjetpack]

My latest New Scientist cartoon. Many more here: https://www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/

[devilspenguins]

saw this on reddit and instagram. tough choice...

[myboobsaresentientbeeings]

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen

[sandmandaddy69]