I'm not productivity georg

They/them | Obsessed with Tatort Wien. I also post about writing, fandom culture and queerness. | AO3

[khalaris]

Daily Hubsi, Tag 8: Bibi-Busserl <3

[stadt-wien]

Um ausreichend Vitamine und Mineralstoffe aufzunehmen, ist es sehr wichtig, mindestens einmal am Tag einen Mann zu beißen.

[achillesinhighheels]

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

[hei-omulee]

but who am I without my sensitive heart?

[valyrfia]

psa number 50739 from this tumblr user to keep rpf away from everywhere except tumblr/ao3 or some plucky journalist trying to write clickbait articles for a living will take your rpf and put it on blast for the world to see and everyone has to live with the consequences

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[copperbadge]

I know myself well enough to know I would not be very good at fanbiding and that would mainly frustrate me, so while I love fan binding and admire those who do it, I've never dabbled.

I have never regretted that decision more than I did waking up from the dream I recently had, where I excitedly bought a rare copy of the novel that Goncharov (1973) was based on, opened it up, and found that it was a hollowed out "book safe" for keeping valuables in.

[greaseonmymouth]

@copperbadge were you looking for the Goncharov novel ?

I tracked down a copy of this invaluable classic and somehow got my hands on a near pristine copy secondhand from the 4th printing. It’s lost the dustjacket, alas, but that means I got it for like £5 and not the £4200 a first edition printing in fine condition goes for.

(Who’s the author? *looks at smudge on spine* uhhhh Mkkhill Montanann)

It looks right at home in my bookcase 🥰

Under the cut: a look inside at what the book holds:

Just kidding.

It holds only the air of regret and disappointment.

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[germancrimezine]

Hey Tatort Saarbrücken und Dresden Fans!

Leo und Adam sind alles, woran du denken kannst? Karin und Leo haben dein Herz gestohlen? Wenn dem so ist, dann suchen wir dich 🫵 für einen Fanfic Beitrag fürs German Crime Zine!

Für jedes Pairing suchen wir noch einen Fic-Beitrag. Dabei ist es ganz egal, ob es shippy ist oder platonisch bleibt, aber Leo und Adam bzw. Karin und Leo sollten der Hauptfokus der Idee sein.

Die Fic sollte maximal 1000 Worte lang sein und ein T/FSK 12 Rating haben. Schreibzeit ist von Mitte August bis Mitte Oktober, weitere Infos findest du auch im FAQ!

Melde dich bis zum Sonntag, den 26. Juli mit einer oder zwei Ideen und einer Arbeitsprobe (einfach ein Link zu deinem AO3 oder einer Fic, auf die du stolz bist), um mit in die Auswahl für das Zine zu kommen. Am Besten per Mail an germancrimezine(at)gmail(dot)com.

Eure Mods 🔍

[casstorff]

i think my main takeaway from tatort is that you should never let a cop use your bathroom

[kiwilikethefruittt]

shoutout to me for going through all that and not being worse

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

finding that one fandom friend that GETS you and your blorbos the way no one else does is a privilege and it will literally change your life

[8nin]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[moriartyfortheevening1]

Can't be caught up in the discourse if the 12 of us are all foaming at the mouth about the same 2 guys.

We all have different interpretations of said guys but all road lead to Denver of whatever 😭🤣💖

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon