A Wild Canadian Appears

| Jon | They/Them/Their, He/Him/His | Canada | I reblog all sorts of stuff, but this is mostly a fandom blog. | Comics, Anime, Musicals, Video Games, and more. | I apologize for the lack of a decent theme. |

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[owlmylove]

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

[netscapenavigator-official]

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

[sunlian]

your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan

[sourdough-seal]

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

[shubbabang]

more adhd things

[shubbabang]

Thank you tumblr for being a real one. Twitter is diagnosing me with dementia

[libraford]

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

[libraford]

Tell your children about your medical history.

[pointnclick]

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

[mangonetics]

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[teaboot]

I suspect that it may be a common Asexual experience but when I imagine something as "sexy", I imagine something that makes your heart beat fast, that gives you goosebumps, that captures all your focus and puts a hitch in your breath and an odd tingle on the back of your neck, that is exciting and enjoyable to think about.

By extension, things that I believe are "sexy" include:

Office supply outlets

Hardware stores

Antique sewing machines in working order

Really good gel pens

People in eyeliner

Baroque art

Textile warehouses

Administrative filing systems

[thebagofholding-deactivated2016]

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

[lakevida]

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

[kleefkruid]

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

[jaybleeps]

Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to design an OC and then it looks exactly like another character?

[crabs-and-bongos]

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

[0ttosbackinpurgatory]

Modern movies and shows tend to have very unbalanced mixing. Also, a common trend in modern movies is more realistic dialogue (mumbling) that is not as crisp as it was in previous eras of film making.

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

I’m eating corn chips and they be crunchy and loud as hell and also I’m half deaf I think

[glassesmcfancyhair]

Also some of us just have auditory processing issues, fucknuts.

[stuckinapril]

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps