THEY WEREN'T HUMAN

Indie Kit Walker from AHS: Asylum. penned by makenzie. BLOG WIP. Est. 4/19/18.

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Checking in real quick to say I got my ass up and put up a proper rules page....and by that I mean, I looked at an old muse and copied the rules there and pasted it here even if it’s old af.

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okay i have...kitted myself out for tonight....haha i’m kitting! kidding, i mean. i’ll stop.

but nah for real i’mma get off here for the night and mainly be heya and maybe a little bit heya too so catch ya on the flip side B-)

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@enleve because

Kit hummed softly to himself as his fingers fiddled with the dial on the radio, his other hand holding a hairbrush that would soon be used as a makeshift microphone. He could hear Grace’s footsteps walking around in the other room and he grinned to himself as he found what he’d been looking for on the radio. 

Slowly, he lifted the “microphone” to his lips and just as the chorus started blaring -- not too loud because both women would whoop his ass for waking the kids -- he slid into the doorway (Tom Cruise style, yes) and whirled to face her, finger pointing right at her.

“I love you BAYBAY -- and if it’s quite alriiiiight I need you BAYBAY to warm the lonely niiiiiight, I love you BAYBAY!” He started singing loudly and obnoxiously (again, not too loud), shimmying into the room and doing a horrid Heath Ledger impersonation. “Trust in me when I saaaaay...” He lowered his voice, finally reaching her to grab her hand and spin her around.

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@darksloves said: listen. i am dangerously close to adding her even though im already adding two other muses rn djsfkj

*chants* SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE 

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im writing @enleve the cheesiest damn starter and no one can stop me

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WANTED: an Alma Walker roleplayer

FROM: AHS Asylum

REWARD: @enleve‘s and i’s wholesome v gay love and affection

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@enleve

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*whispers “kit/grace/alma invited polyamory” and flees*

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Send “You’re in trouble” for my muse to come home and find your muse waiting for them.

Send “I’m in trouble” for your muse to come home and find my muse waiting for them. 

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kit walker???? loving and respecting BOTH grace and alma???? loving his children equally????? BEING THE BESTEST BOY?????????

*ahem*

yes.

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theme is set up. whoop-de-doo.

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ahs: murder house sentence starters

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capabiliityarchive:

❜  the light is different out here. it’s softer.  ❜

❜  so we’re the addams family now.  ❜

❜  that girl is a monster.  ❜

❜  jesus h. christ.  ❜

❜  can i ask you a personal question?  ❜

❜  don’t make me kill you again.  ❜

❜  is there anything more wonderful than the promise of a new child… or more heartbreaking when that promise is broken?  ❜

❜  i’m trying very hard not to judge you.  ❜

❜  but i was never unfaithful.  ❜

❜  i’m not usually much of a cupcake girl myself…  ❜

❜  i’d kill to live in this house, regardless of the history!  ❜

❜  i don’t want to be here anymore!  ❜

❜  try to find some dignity in the situation.  ❜

❜  every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, i suddenly remember. you made this mess for yourself.  ❜

❜  i’m not naive to the ways of men.  ❜

❜  you say we were victims of something bad there. i say that’s the place where we survived.  ❜

❜  i am trying here!  ❜

❜  everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they’re funny. most people aren’t.  ❜

❜  i think you should just leave.  ❜

❜  the one thing about the dead is they’ve got nothing left to lose.  ❜

❜  you hear me? i will kill you.  ❜

❜   screw high school. that’s… it’s just a blip in your timeline. don’t get stuck there.  ❜

❜  we need the money.  ❜

❜  i’m finding it really hard to look at your face. cause i really, really, really want to bash it in.  ❜

❜  but i’m not going to be your friend. i will merely tolerate you.  ❜

❜  why are you bullshitting me?!?  ❜

❜  sometimes shit just happens.  ❜ 

❜  the dead can hold a grudge better than most scorpios.  ❜

❜  fags have such a great eye for detail, don’t they?  ❜

❜  i’m going to have a little glass of this chardonnay.  ❜

❜  as you can see, this room belongs to a sad, depressed teenager.  ❜

❜  why are you being such an asshole?  ❜

❜  this turns you on. i know it does.  ❜

❜  depressing sex is even more depressing when you try so hard.  ❜

❜  did it hurt? the first time usually does.  ❜

❜  they’re just trying to scare you.  ❜

❜  i’m open to suggestions.  ❜

❜  i think i have mommy issues. you know a good therapist?  ❜

❜  you’re kidding me. i thought you said you hated her.  ❜

❜  i have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.  ❜

❜  as big as this place is, it does get very lonely.  ❜

❜  watch it, you goddamned queen!  ❜

❜  what are you gonna do? murder me?  ❜

❜  we’ll make excellent parents.  ❜

❜  seriously, though, are you ready for all this? i mean, you never struck me as the diapers and midnight feedings type.  ❜

❜  he’s the most beautiful baby i’ve ever seen.  ❜

❜  from blood and pain come perfection.  ❜

❜  my mom is dead.  ❜

❜  why would i do that?  ❜

❜  i used to think you were like me.  ❜

❜  you are the darkness.  ❜

❜  you are the only light i’ve ever known.  ❜

❜  you have to pay for what you did! all the pain you’ve caused, all the sorrows.  ❜ 

❜  i can’t be with you, i won’t be with you.  ❜

❜  go away!  ❜

❜  are you sure you want to be alone? they say this house is haunted.  ❜

❜  you’re kind of twisted, aren’t you?  ❜

❜  you’re charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar.  ❜

❜  ever since I was a little girl, I knew I was destined for great things.  ❜

❜  but… my dreams became nightmares.  ❜ 

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‘ i don’t need a fresh start. i need a fresh donut. ‘

“Well I uh..I don’t got any donuts here but...er...there’s candy bars in this drawer. But they’re mine. I’d offer you one -- but they’re mine.”

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someone force me to set up my theme 

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tumblr posts sentence starters

sentences and such gathered from tumblr posts i saw while scrolling through my dash. change around as you see fit.

‘ what are they saying? ‘

‘ i’m trying reading ______’s lips but there’s too much gloss in the way! ‘

‘ you look good today , pro homo. ‘

‘ i really wish everyone had good hearts and good intentions for others. honestly. ‘

‘ the risk i took was calculated , but man , am i bad at math. ‘

‘ just so you know there’s like ,  lot of dogs in here. ‘

‘ the sun watches what i do , but the moon knows all my secrets. ‘

‘ maybe it’s maybelline. maybe it’s goblin magic. those are the only two options. ‘

‘ i don’t want to go. ‘

‘ i’ve got like 2 friends , maybe 2.5. ‘

‘ when you sleep with a tank top and you wake up with ya titty out. ‘

‘ god, i dumped the mouthwash in the cap and then when i went to put it in my mouth , my body was like ‘ you’re doing a shot ‘ and i just let the mouthwash slide down my throat. ‘

‘ the three stages of life: birth , what the fuck is this , death. ‘

‘ i don’t need a fresh start. i need a fresh donut. ‘

‘ i fell in love with him / her / them like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. ‘

‘ why are fire extinguishers in glass cases that you need to smash? it’s like , you know what this fire needs? more danger. ‘

‘ if you are lonely , dim the lights and put on a horror-movie. after a while , it won’t fell like you are alone anymore. ‘

‘ i’m pretty sure if hamsters could talk , they’d have british accents. ‘

‘ suck my dick in the rain. ‘

‘ what if birds aren’t singing and they’re screaming because they’re afraid of heights. ‘

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There is no God. 

                                         Not a God who would create the things I saw.

independent semi-selective kit walker from american horror story: asylum penned by makenzie

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