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“ Go back inside the castle ; you shouldn’t be out here this late. ”
Creature Discovery sentence starters
For the werewolf, vampire, and shapeshifter muses, as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“It’s almost the full moon…”
“What happened to you?!”
“Are…are you a…”
“Is this why you’ve been avoiding me?”
“Stay away from me!”
“I didn’t want you to know because I didn’t want you to get hurt.”
“Don’t come any closer…I’m a monster.”
“Are you always this hairy?”
“I told you to stay away! Don’t look at me!”
“Come on. Put away the wooden stake.”
“Why do I have to tie you up?”
“Just because I look like this…doesn’t mean I’m not the same person.”
“You don’t want to see me like that.”
“How could you keep this from me? I can keep a secret.”
“Please don’t tell anyone! Please.”
“I don’t care that you’re not human.”
“You have to be in there somewhere, right? Talk to me!”
“What the –? Are those fangs?”
“Woah. You’re roaring a lot there, buddy. Ha ha. You okay?”
“You weren’t supposed to be here…it’s dangerous.”
“How long have you been standing there?”
“This explains why you’ve been acting so weird lately.”
“There’s something…different about you. Oh right, you’re a fucking [insert creature], that’s what it is.”
Send “🐺” to find out my muse is a werewolf!
❛ Shut up! It’s a scratch! It’s hardly even… ❜ - Umbridge
Her first reaction was that she wanted to leave Umbridge injured. It was clearly more than a scratch , anyone with eyes could see it. She caves in , giving up on the idea of leaving her injured. Sure , Umbridge might send her away if she found out Artio was a werewolf … but she was still a person , and despite it all , Artio hated seeing people hurt.
Even if they did kinda deserve it.
“ Come on , let’s head to madam Pomfrey. But first - ” she says , reaching into her backpack and pulling out a roll of bandage . She takes Umbridge’s injured arm and begins to wrap the gash. “ This should help the bleeding for a bit , at least until she can look at it. ”
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✧ TEEN WOLF PROMPTS.
possible triggers, read/reblog with caution. nsfw metions. change pronouns as you seet fit!
SEASON ONE :
❛ You weren’t answering you’re phone! Why do you have a bat?! ❜ ❛ I thought you were a predator! ❜ ❛ We’re actually doing this? ❜ ❛ You’re the one always bitching that nothing happens in this town! ❜ ❛ I was trying to get a good nights sleep before practice tomorrow. ❜ ❛ Everyone should have a dream, even a pathetically unrealistic one. ❜ ❛ Just out of curiosity, which half of the body are we looking for? ❜ ❛ Huh, I didn’t even think about that. ❜ ❛ And, uh, what if whoever killed the body is still out here? ❜ ❛ Also something I didn’t think about. ❜ ❛ Okay, let’s see this thing. ❜ ❛ It was too dark to see much, but I’m pretty sure it was a wolf. ❜ ❛ A wolf bit you? ❜ ❛ I heard a wolf howling. ❜ ❛ What do you mean “No, I didn’t?” ❜ ❛ How do you know what I heard? ❜ ❛ Because California doesn’t have wolves, okay? ❜ ❛ I’m a nerd by association. I’ve been Scarlet-Nerded by you. ❜ ❛ It was like I had all the time in the world to catch the ball. ❜ ❛ I can hear stuff I shouldn’t be able to hear. Smell things. ❜ ❛ Smell things? Like what? ❜ ❛ So, all this started with the bite? ❜ ❛ What if it’s like, an infection? ❜ ❛ Like my body flooding with adrenaline before I go into shock or something? ❜ ❛ You know what? I actually think I’ve heard of this. ❜ ❛ Hey, you’re the one who heard a wolf howling. ❜ ❛ Hey, there could be something seriously wrong with me! ❜ ❛ You’ve been given something that most people would kill for. ❜ ❛ Where are you getting your juice? ❜ ❛ So, you killed her? ❜ ❛ Maybe it was my blood on the door? ❜ ❛ I’ve never had a dream where I woke up like that before. ❜ ❛ You know, maybe you caught a rabbit or something. ❜ ❛ Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit. ❜ ❛ Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit. ❜ ❛ Do you wanna hang out, like us and them? ❜ ❛ You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork. ❜ ❛ Once my heart starts beating again, yeah. ❜ ❛ Start the car, or I’m gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth. ❜ ❛ It was a different kind of bullet. ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do with him? ❜ ❛ You faint at the sight of blood? ❜ ❛ This house is like the frickin’ Wal-Mart of guns. ❜ ❛ I don’t know whether to kill it or lick it. ❜ ❛ You wanna do homework? Or you wanna not die? ❜ ❛ We don’t go out in the middle of the night murdering people, do we? ❜
SEASON TWO :
❛ Please let him go, and I’ll do– I’ll do whatever you want! Okay? ❜ ❛ I swear. I won’t- I won’t see him again. I promise, never again! ❜ ❛ I’ve got a missing teenage girl, and our K-9 unit led us here. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, I - I didn’t see anything. ❜ ❛ Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he’d remember. ❜ ❛ School fight? ❜ ❛ Oh, no, sorry. I was just remembering, I actually have a morning practice to get to. ❜ ❛ Just one more question. You guys get many grave robberies here? ❜ ❛ Usually, they just take stuff like jewelry. ❜ ❛ Okay, nothing else? Seriously? ❜ ❛ I just said it was missing. ❜ ❛ And you know what? Even if she did, so what? ❜ ❛ It’s the most nutritious part of the body. ❜ ❛ You’re the test case for this, so we should be going over what happened to you. ❜ ❛ I mean like what was going through your mind when you were turning, you know? ❜ ❛ Here’s a dollar. Go find another parking lot to die in. ❜ ❛ Now, I don’t want the same thing happening to some innocent girl. ❜ ❛ So, police are organizing search parties for tonight. ❜ ❛ Sign up, find the missing girl, you get an automatic A in my class. ❜ ❛ Because we have a pretty good idea that she might be… you know, turning. ❜ ❛ A unicorn. What do you think, dumbass? ❜ ❛ What do you think she’s gonna do with a set of real claws? ❜ ❛ Hey, you know, maybe they’re just here for the funeral? ❜ ❛ I mean - what if they’re the non-hunting side of the family? ❜ ❛ You wouldn’t be lying to me, would you, ______? ❜ ❛ You wanna take this little conversation downstairs? No? ❜ ❛ Tell you what, you do the dishes and clean up the kitchen, okay? ❜ ❛ I have my responsibility as a parent. ❜ ❛ You know I’m gonna have to find a way to punish you though. ❜ ❛ Well, that was your fault. ❜ ❛ Shut up! It’s a scratch! It’s hardly even… ❜ ❛ I have beautiful everything. ❜ ❛ You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels? ❜ ❛ This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. ❜ ❛ What did you see in the mechanic garage? ❜ ❛ Did you notice that I’m paralyzed from the neck down in 8 feet of water! ❜ ❛ Can’t you just trust me this once? ❜ ❛ I’m the one who keeps you alive, okay. Did you notice that? ❜ ❛ Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I’m gonna pass.. ❜ ❛ I thought you were psychic, bitch? ❜ ❛ Dude, everyone in here is a dude. I think we’re in a gay club. ❜ ❛ Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses? ❜ ❛ One more question– just one. Are you okay? ❜ ❛ We’re just a bunch of teenagers. We can’t handle this. ❜ ❛ Sarcasm is my only defense. ❜ ❛ I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded. ❜
SEASON THREE :
❛ I have to… I have to tell him.. ❜ ❛ Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts? ❜ ❛ So, if you need to do that thing where we talk about me. ❜ ❛ I don’t want a boyfriend. I want a distraction.. ❜ ❛ And, seriously, an American werewolf in London? Like that’s not going to be a disaster. ❜ ❛ Can we drive? Now, please? ❜ ❛ All of them? How does that even work? ❜ ❛ I have been looking for them the last four months. ❜ ❛ Do you know what I want for my birthday? ❜ ❛ Have you never done it before either? ❜ ❛ We don’t like you. Now, shut up and help us. ❜ ❛ So, I hope you’re comfortable saying whatever it is you were feeling straight to my face. ❜ ❛ Okay, all right, now. Come on, no one died, alright? ❜ ❛ Look, there may have been some maiming, okay? A little mangling, but no death! ❜ ❛ I can’t take waiting around like this, you know? ❜ ❛ My nerves are wracked, they’re severely wracked. Wracked. ❜ ❛ What… like, why wouldn’t they chain them up in some underground lair or something? ❜ ❛ They’re an Alpha pack, right? So, shouldn’t they have a lair? ❜ ❛ Wait a sec, wait a sec– maybe they’re living there! ❜ ❛ It’s not the first time you’ve gotten your hands dirty. ❜ ❛ I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it’s over? ❜ ❛ I just… I don’t understand the bank, though, okay? ❜ ❛ I’m supposed to call you first when I find a dead body? ❜ ❛ You called the police before you called me? ❜ ❛ They’re too fast for us, for all of us. They’re too strong, too rabid. ❜ ❛ And, just curious, is there a reason the gun is still pointed at me? ❜ ❛ Well, there’s probably still some part of me that wants to shoot you… ❜ ❛ Does anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill ‘em? ❜ ❛ I just wanted to make sure you got in okay! ❜ ❛ I know the inner workings of that force, alright? ❜ ❛ You didn’t have to follow me home. ❜ ❛ So, if these aren’t random killings, then what are they? ❜ ❛ Come over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle. ❜ ❛ Am I the only one recognizing the lack of werewolfitude in these murders? ❜ ❛ It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay? ❜ ❛ You know who else is a virgin? Me. I’m a virgin, okay? ❜ ❛ I need to have sex. Like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. ❜ ❛ What do you want? You want to kill me? ❜ ❛ We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come. ❜ ❛ Are you just following the bus, or are you planning on mounting it at some point? ❜ ❛ How do you know it’s not from the archery team? ❜ ❛ Cut off the head of the snake, and the body dies. ❜ ❛ Just once, can someone try to come up with something that doesn’t involve killing everyone? ❜ ❛ I’m telling you this because they scare the hell out of me. ❜ ❛ Somebody’s been doing their summer reading! ❜ ❛ Well, maybe we could do what normal people do, and knock on the door. ❜
‘ the risk i took was calculated , but man , am i bad at math. ‘
Being lost in the Forbidden Forest in the middle of the night due to ... well , fairly stupid reasons of wanting to explore was not on her bucket list , but still found herself lost with the other student. The risk definitely being a thrill-chasing adventure , because God knows what was in this forest.
At that , she gives the other a clearly annoyed look , griping her wand so tightly her knuckles were paler than the rest of her skin , the tip of her wand illuminating the dark thicket.
“ Thank you , captain obvious. Who knew that exploring a forest in the dead of night that we clearly shouldn’t go into in the first place would end badly ?? ”
‘ i’ve got like 2 friends , maybe 2.5. ‘
“ I’d ask how you have half a friend , but something tells me I don’t want to know. ”
tumblr posts sentence starters
sentences and such gathered from tumblr posts i saw while scrolling through my dash. change around as you see fit.
‘ what are they saying? ‘
‘ i’m trying reading ______’s lips but there’s too much gloss in the way! ‘
‘ you look good today , pro homo. ‘
‘ i really wish everyone had good hearts and good intentions for others. honestly. ‘
‘ the risk i took was calculated , but man , am i bad at math. ‘
‘ just so you know there’s like , lot of dogs in here. ‘
‘ the sun watches what i do , but the moon knows all my secrets. ‘
‘ maybe it’s maybelline. maybe it’s goblin magic. those are the only two options. ‘
‘ i don’t want to go. ‘
‘ i’ve got like 2 friends , maybe 2.5. ‘
‘ when you sleep with a tank top and you wake up with ya titty out. ‘
‘ god, i dumped the mouthwash in the cap and then when i went to put it in my mouth , my body was like ‘ you’re doing a shot ‘ and i just let the mouthwash slide down my throat. ‘
‘ the three stages of life: birth , what the fuck is this , death. ‘
‘ i don’t need a fresh start. i need a fresh donut. ‘
‘ i fell in love with him / her / them like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. ‘
‘ why are fire extinguishers in glass cases that you need to smash? it’s like , you know what this fire needs? more danger. ‘
‘ if you are lonely , dim the lights and put on a horror-movie. after a while , it won’t fell like you are alone anymore. ‘
‘ i’m pretty sure if hamsters could talk , they’d have british accents. ‘
‘ suck my dick in the rain. ‘
‘ what if birds aren’t singing and they’re screaming because they’re afraid of heights. ‘
hogwarts au sentences. let’s put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts — some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your muse’s mouth.
“ can you cast a patronus? ”
“ i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least i’m not doing algebra right now. ”
“ do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? ”
“ how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? ”
“ sorry, all the other carriages are full, i’m sitting here whether you want it or not. ”
“ i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like… bunnies. ”
“ i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, and i’ve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? ”
“ what do threstals look like? ”
“ do you ever wash your cauldron? ”
“ trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing you’ve ever done. ”
“ if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. ”
“ no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. ”
“ when did you get the dark mark? ”
“ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ”
“ mudblood. ”
“ who was the guy your boggart turned into? ”
“ where did you learn that? ”
“ sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to put my name in that thing. ”
“ do you still have that leaf in your mouth? ”
“ you’re the most injury-prone [quidditch position] i’ve ever met. ”
“ congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. ”
“ imagine being a straight couple right now. ”
“ i’m going to have to fight my parents. ”
“ sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [they’re] beautiul. ”
“ do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? ”
“ i actually haven’t asked anyone for the yule ball with me. ”
“ [name] got petrified, didn’t [they]? i’m sorry. ”
“ have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? ”
“ next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god i’m hexing [their] arse. ”
“ i ate something and now my face is purple. i’m NOT coming out! ”
“ it’s vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. ”
“ don’t look at me like that, i’m just trying to steal your body heat. it’s cold down here, okay? ”
“ how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? ”
“ come to think of it, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a ginger slytherin. ”
“ i didn’t even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. ”
“ finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. ”
“ are both of your parents muggles? ”
“ when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like… a date kind of ‘together’? ”
“ i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. ”
“ why must the plants sing? ”
“ sorry, you’re not getting the password from me. ”
“ have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. ”
“ of course i’m fine. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be told they’re going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? ”
“ are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? ”
“ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ”
“ how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? ”
We are creating a masterlist for every Harry Potter roleplayer.
The list is here.
Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.
No deleting questions, either!
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”
I know I said I’d post a starter call after the movie but it’s on a football scene and I don’t understand football
So
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‘ sorry, what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the bullshit. ’ to Justin from Artio @ill-traveller
@ill-traveller
“W-Well if you’d just let me speak…we wouldn’t be having that issue!” Justin exclaimed, his face flushing with annoyance. The nerve of some people, he wondered with a shake of his head. “Are you quite done?”
“ It’s hard to understand people who are so biologically messed up that their shit comes from the wrong end , but I guess I’m done. For now. ” Artio gives him a cheeky smile , motioning with her hand for him to speak
“ hello? can you hear me? ” - Theodore
She was lost in thought , thinking about a week away. The next full moon. She had plesant memories though, like running in the misty woods on a cool night. It made her strangely happy.
She snaps out of her thoughts with a hand in front of her face and a voice asking if she can hear him.
“ I can now. What were you rattling about ?? ”
:: HELP OUR MUSES GET ACQUAINTED STARTERS | questions!
“ did you need some help with that? it looks like you’re having a bit of trouble. ”
“ I’ve seen you around, but I’ve never caught your name! ”
“ hello? can you hear me? ”
“ excuse me? can you tell me where I am? ”
“ you look so lonely all by yourself. mind if I join you? ”
“ I love your backpack! where’d ya get it? ”
“ I don’t like pistachio, either. ”
“ so…what do you like to do for fun? ”
“ waffles or pancakes? ”
“ do you like it around here? it seems pretty boring to me…I don’t know the area too well. ”
“ I’ve never seen it! would you mind showing it to me? ”
“ is there anything else you like? movies? games? talking to yourself, maybe? ”