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Storie 🌻 24 🌻 Fuckin Weird 🌻 witchy blog: river--fox arty insta: rindirre (I hardly use it whoops) redbubble.com/people/rindirre

[pyrlspite]

reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

[gordons-moved]

I don’t have friends

[pissvortex]

the snapchat anime filter is going to ruin lives. people are going to have meltdowns because they can’t look like how the anime filter makes them look

[pissvortex]

this is ruining MY life why did it make me so handsome

[lllllllllll-llllllll-deactivate]

[lassukmiboolelunk]

MOST hagyjátok abba

[valogataskazi-deactivated202012]

abba ne hagyjatok :D

[lacikaszep]

Akkor már így

[pissvortex]

now what the hell is going on here

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

[mister-daddy-deactivated2013110]

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

[babygirl-in-daddys-world-deacti]

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

[scenicroutes]

i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they? 

[borklords]

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2015

[whitepeopletwitter]

[andrewbreitel]

when a hot person follows you

but they don’t message you or talk to you

[memeuplift]

[maetatoe]

This is the kind of positivity I needed today

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[poji-deactivated20171002]

[fruitpinch-deactivated20161206]

How come when it jumps it goes up and then like goes up again

[effsm11111111111111-deactivated]

double jump

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

correct

[unclefather]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

he is becoming self aware

[fonzworthcutlass]

“why must I be like that? why must I chase the cat?”

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

[godtierhoroscopes]

WEED TWO

????

[starjasmines]

[omghotmemes]

That man is a treasure

[lysistratas-moved-blog-blog]

yes i am girl

yes i play hoop with stick

gir l gamer

[01011010111-deactivated20131213]

only 1400’s kids will get this

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]