Certified Clown

22 . Selfshipper It . They Cringe and proud

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Self Ship Promo !!!!

info about me !!!!

🎪 Call me "Cringe" or you can come up with a nickname idm (I love nicknames)

🍿My main account is @espionagethememe . So if I follow or like your posts from that account, it is me.

🎪 I am 23

🍿 Agender. It/they

🎪 aroace in practice. Despite being horny for fictional characters

Fandoms and F/Os !!!!

Romantic

Adam [#🎪.🎸] // Hazbin

Dabi [#🎪.🔥] // Bnha

Jing Yuan [#🎪.🦁] // Hsr

Sampo [#🎪.💎] // Hsr

SpiderNoir [#🎪.🕸️] // Itsv

Prunejuice [#🎪.🪻] // Crk

[ ⚠️ Wip ⚠️ ]

I'll be posting about my f/o's and f/o scenarios and such ^~^

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I'm so super duper sick

F/o. Please come save me f/o. Take my temperature and make me lay when I try to stand and take care of me like I yearn for.

Maybe I'll dream of you.

Maybe you'll dream of me too.

[skylightlover]

what kind of ship name does your self ship have?

name A x name B

mashup/portmanteau of names (eg. georgekip, lumity)

mashup of words/phrases related to each of us (eg. biscuitbites, violetviolence)

phrase describing the relationship as a whole (eg. corn yaoi) (similar to above?

other

we don't have a ship name!

Voting ended onMar 2, 2025

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I'm gonna be so for real.

Idk how y'all come up with ship names. They're so creative.

I do emoji combos because I can't think of anything other than mashing our names together or something really long and conceited lmao

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Hey. I'm very awkward at starting interactions for no reason because I'm afraid I'm bothering people (anxiety is my fav /s)

ANYWAY. If you want a friend who will listen to you ramble about f/o's and then also ramble about mine (and we can go on double dates) then, uh, like this or reblog or interact and I'll send you a silly meme (in DMS, to specify)

Kk thanks bye

*scuttles away like a critter*

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oooh whos the f/o in the newest post ?? :0 the tag isnt in your pinned

AAA, I'm updating my pinned, so that's why he isn't in there my bad!!

It's Kiego (hawks) from bnha ^~^

Edit: I created a new tag by accident so I updated my current tags rah.

It was 🎪.🦉 But it is now 🎪.🍗

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Me when I draw myself and my silly f/o being silly little guys <3

Aaaaaa. Look at uuusssssssss

Crying sobbing shitting myself /j

I love him k thanks bye

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OH BEFORE I FORGORT

im fine sharing (most of the time. Sometimes jealousy because brain but anyway)

But not my familial f/os.

I'm so protective. It's just weird idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ok done now bye

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Sometimes my brain just spins the silly little wheel in my head and goes.

"this! This is your hyperfixation again!! And this f/o will be your main until this hyperfixation goes away"

[please imagine that in the lemongrab voice]

And now I'm back into bnha. So out comes my silly little s/i who's quirk is basically just a mute button

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Btw I see alot of "if you have rare F/O's you're awesome" posts and yes absolutely you are awesome

But it's also completely valid to have F/Os that are infinitely popular in the fandom or even F/O community. There's a reason they're popular. And they love you!!

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btw, headcanons for f/o's are great and shouldn't be spoken badly of? make for f/o trans, give them a wheelchair, or a coping mechanism, or change their design a bit, hell, change their design a lot! it's YOUR f/o. if it comforts you to see them a certain way, see them that way.

note: this is not for proshippers or whatever kind of alternate name you might claim.

[her-shooting-star]

selfshippers: what is your favorite pet name to call your F/O, and what's their favorite to call you?

[deathdetermineslife]

to any of my fellow selfshippers who are afraid of their abusers knowing what you're up to or how you are in life now that you're away from them;

your f/o will do anything to keep you safe. they'll do anything they can do protect you from them. they'll reassure you that they can't get to you anymore. and even if they were to find out how you are and how your life is going, they'll be sure to make it loud and clear you're so much better off without them and are happy.

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Hey.

Yes, you.

Wait there. one sec

[checking checklist.]

Yep. I thought I recognized you.

You know f/o?

..

Ah, So you're close?

..

I see

Mmhmm, well I recognized you for a reason. They told me you would be around here this time.

Here. 💐🪻🌻🌸🌷🌹🌼

..

Yeah, your f/o ordered you flowers, and since they didn't specify I thought I'd go all out for them and get you a bunch. Enjoy your night now. Your f/o loves you !!

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Me after I rewrite the entire plot so my self insert is the main character and I literally rewrite the entire history of the universe to create soulmates so me and my F/o can be fated together:

Do I like rewriting lore? Yes. Also the original source material sucks so it's mine now shrug

[kittyplushy-deactivated20250825]

"please don't leave me" written on a memo pad stuck on your mirror one morning after you told your f/o you wanted to die or want to hurt yourself or have been feeling depressed.

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I'm gonna admit something.

I named myself after me and my F/O's inside jokes. Obviously I won't say said name. But. It started as a silly nickname he called me to tease me and I liked it enough I thought "hmm, gimme, it's my name now."

It's not exactly legal name or irl. I use it on my main discord and stuff. But still. It's silly

[frankys-wife]

Self shipping with romantic f/o's be like:

Pro/Com/Darkship DNI!