I'm Riding A Furry Tractor!

Married to Feelscoaster. Sentient garbage bag and mom friend. Smol and always screaming.

[applepiyaa]

don’t be a bully and go outside; it’s just fiction

[not-selfconfrontation]

If you’re starting discourse saying klance is pedophilia because Keith is 18 and Lance is 17, you can unfollow me now. Please dont clog up the klance tag with this bullshit.

[cringelords]

When you ship two characters because you think they are cute together and could bring happiness to each other if they were a couple: :)

When you care too much about fictional character's relationships and harass other ppl ships saying it's pedophilia and they are going to hell: :(

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[ruinedchildhood]

[keiths-stupid-mullet]

the holy trinity of soft smiles directed at Lance

[a11ab0ut]

[gh0stbear]

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[backwardsintohell]

I just spit cracker everywhere

[superfizz]

i reblog this every time it comes up it brings me so much joy

[cartooncoyote]

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[letshearitfortheuniverse]

Did all of you major in boob math

[kazzyboii]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

[boobsdontworkthatway]

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

[cartooncoyote]

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[letshearitfortheuniverse]

Did all of you major in boob math

[kazzyboii]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

[boobsdontworkthatway]

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

[cringelords]

Joseph: If you bite and you die; it's poisonous

If it bites you and you die; it's venomous

Amanda: What if it bites me and it dies?

Hugo: That means you’re poisonous.

Craig: What if it bites itself and I die?

Damien: It’s voodoo.

Brian: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Mat: That’s correlation, not causation.

Robert: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Mary: That’s kinky

[dragonrightsarehumanrights]

Reasons why Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is very important

-Casual gay dads! Casual gayness! The storyline is written in the same way a hetero story would be written, with no fear or shame for being gay!!!!

-Character can be gay or bi. You choose in the beginning whether your deceased spouse was male or female, and you also choose whether your daughter was adopted or born to you. (via surrogate mother if you have a husband!)

-Story lines are not straight-forward. Especially certain characters. Sometimes you have to work harder to get the Dad of your Dreams

-Story is super realistic and wonderful. It’s so simple and yet magical.

-YOUR. RELATIONSHIP. WITH. YOUR. DAUGHTER. IS. AMAZING.

-I started the game knowing not much about Gothic lifestyles or wrestling or some stuff, but I have found that death is beautiful, being super healthy can be bad for you, people who are passionate about things are adorable, if you shit on someone’s passion, you belong in hell, and love can be very simple or atrociously complicated. 

-You can fall in love with anyone, even if you don’t necessarily have the same interests.

-Quality Dad Puns

[cungadero]

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

[riluu]

So, my employee literally stopped playing Final Fantasy XV because of his own homophobia.

If you ask this man about FFXV, he will go into a frothing rage about Prompto. About how he was so sick of the bromance, how he was just waiting on the blonde dude to ‘come out to Noctis’, and how annoying it was that Prompto was obviously in love with Noctis.

He gets legitimately angry over this. He blames it for ruining his gaming experience. He says that “if the cooking dude cooked hot dogs once”, he was going to burn the disc.

On the one hand, I feel bad that he couldn’t see past his own ridiculous homophobia long enough to enjoy the amazing characters and storyline.

On the other hand, I’m sort of smug watching his frustration when all my life I’ve had to deal with legitimate gaming frustrations like shoehorned romances and women being used for manpain, and his bigoted tears fuel my glee at his suffering.

On the third hand because fuck logic, I make sure to pitch FFXV to customers extra enthusiastically while said employee is present, just to see the rage start to simmer anew.

If Square Enix paid me on commission for the amount of Final Fantasy games I sell, I could afford a yacht. And I would call it the Recipeh and emblazon the side of it with Promptis fanart and then invite my employee for a ride on it, because fuck homophobia.

[alxbngala]

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

[prescriptionquality]

FUCK MAN

[hitpass]

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

[fushark-deactivated20161123]

So much cats.

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

me: i hate country music

Rascal Flats: Life is a highway!

me:

[bpd-hippo]

[palewansickly]

OMG. This. Changes. Everything.

[a-littlebit-ofsunshine-deactiva]

Reblogging for my followers who might have trouble remembering whether or not they’ve taken their medicine!

[nonespark-blog]

OH MY GOD, THIS WILL HELP ME SO MUCH. I GET SO SCARED WHEN I DON’T KNOW IF I JUST TOOK MY MEDS TWICE.

THANK YOU, I’M ABOUT TO CRY.

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Let me share with you guys a product that super helps me remember if I took my meds or not (because while the above is great, I still would manage to confuse myself):

They count as soon as you put the top back on. So if I don’t know if I’ve taken my medication for the day, I can check the cap to see how long ago I opened the container! It’s brilliant! 

[rainbowwhimsyart]

JFC THIS IS A GAME CHANGER.

I KNOW THIS IS MY ART BLOG BUT EVERYONE WHO TAKES MEDS SHOULD SEE THIS.

[papi-chulo-bucky]

Don’t forget! ♥️