Friendpatine's Self-Indulgent Bullshit

(Follows/replies are from my main: lordfriendpatine.tumblr.com) A place for collecting shit about my F/Os and posting cringe away from my main art blog (artpatine.tumblr.com). 18+ ONLY (occassional NS/FW, please be cautious). An/ti's DNI.

[ly-dionysus]

I do enjoy that stupidly tall ragebaiter

[perfectly-cell-centric]

Having 6 dads makes father's day a bit chaotic XD

[dailycupofcreativitea]

Drew this commission for @wirtsroom, who's request was, and I quote, "piccolo in a funny little hawaiian shirt could be awesome" XD Decided to make him go wild because I'm sick of Piccolo being shy! Bring back his DB qween energy!!

[amokslime]

This is my primary takeaway from Daima

[dynahops]

Piccolo!

[speyerboot]

We've reached peak brainrot 💊😎🎶

Song: "HOES DEPRESSED" (LEFT CHEERLEADER REMIX) by THOT SQUAD

[daisythecomic]

Heres a mother Cell feeding her Cell Jrs

[ozzyeelz]

More recent Dragonball stuff… if you wanna see more follow my Twitter (same username) because I’m more active on there :3

[sixleggedboar]

So uhm, this happened.

I’m on a Savage trip atm so @spicedrobot ‘s A Calculated Risk came at exactly the right time.

[sixleggedboar]

Update on the obimaul magicians AU

I sketched some outfits, Anakin and Savage took “distract the audience” very seriously. Not necessarily what I originally intended but, I kinda like it.

Magician!Anakin (with a possible Vader version), Assistant!Ahsoka as well as Magician!Sidious, Assistant!Maul will hopefully follow up soon as well.

[jynnandtonic]

and they were all best friends, living in a cul de sac

[postboysmo]

A two-page comic about Raditz adopting a cat. A cat-itz, if you will.

Call me, Toriyama. 

[postboysmo]

At some point in 2019 or so I just got really into this “Redeemed Raditz hanging around as just a weird annoying uncle” AU. He really likes cats and won’t ever wear pants. 

[jorongbak]

I am pleasantly surprised to find out that dads wearing sandals with socks is a universal thing

"And have you forgotten Nail- how old is he-"

"I SAID SHUT UP."

[valkeakuulas]

For the pairing drabble: How about Glitch/Savage (My brain will not let them go XD ) ? 97. “I want you and I know you want me too.” - From Marbledpolecat

Glitch/Savage, eh? This is going to be interesting and very, VERY alternative universe. Like, just a teeny tiny bit. Just a little left to the actual The Clone Wars canon. Not much. But just enough. Also, this thing turned out much MUCH longer than planned. :P

97. “I want you and I know you want me too.”

At first, Glitch had felt somewhat at loss on what to do. 

... Actually, that was a lie. 

He knew what he wanted to do but was uncertain if what he wanted were going to be received with mutual interest from the other party. 

The other party being a nearly 7 feet tall Zabrak with twice the muscle mass compared to a regular trooper and more tattoos than a squad full of troopers had put together. 

Glitch had seen a lot of those tattoos after removing the singed armor, having pulled the unconscious Zabrak out of the crashed escape pod. 

Savage.

That was his name, told to Glitch in a low, almost rumble-like voice while the eerie, glowing eyes had stared at him in the dimness of the small cave Glitch used as his base. 

(The tight space reminded Glitch of his pod back on Kamino, the memory bringing him the smallest bit of comfort during his first days on Draay 2 even with the Force surrounding him.) 

The Force had surrounded the Zabrak but the flow was uneven, almost like clashing with something inside Savage. It reminded Glitch of the waves crashing against Tipoca City, this massive body of water, wielded by the hurricane-like winds that tried to topple the buildings, but for some reason Glitch felt that, unlike Tipoca City, the Force would win against whatever that was trying to hold it back from Savage. 

So, Glitch kept an eye of his sudden new companion, watched him heal and get better. How the broken pieces dark, spiky armor was discarded, leaving Savage walking around mostly with just the tight fit clothes beneath it, the dark fabric somewhat singed as well from the fire. 

But one morning Glitch woke up to the sound of fabric ripping and once he sat up, Glitch witnessed Savage calmly ripping off the sleeves of his undershirt, revealing strong, muscular arms and yellow skin. 

Glitch was no stranger to arousal and at that moment, he had been extremely thankful for the rough-weaven straw blanket covering his lap. 

(It was only later that Glitch noted the Force flew much smoother around Savage and how his eyes were now more pale green than the bright yellow from before.)

Glitch spent the rest of the day trying not to stare at Savage, hoping the other wouldn’t notice the furtive glances Glitch was giving at him. 

After that, it seemed like Savage found a new kind of distaste on his clothes because he kept removing the shirt or rolling up the pant legs to reveal strong calves, and this new development had Glitch nearly walking in on a tree twice and once against the rock wall next to the cave’s opening. 

(He did fall over a root when Savage lifted a rock the size of an astromech without breaking into sweat.)

Five days later, and after sharing a somewhat awkward bath at the nearby river (Glitch had tried and failed not to find out just how down those tattoos went), Glitch found himself face to fa - no, face to chest with Savage after the Zabrak had carefully crowded him against a giant boulder.

“Savage?” Glitch asks, almost worried if not for the calmness in the Force, surrounding them with its flow. He stared up into the glowing eyes, taking in the light color in them as they bored down on him.

“I want you and I know you want me too.” 

Glitch blinked. “Oh. You do?”

Savage snorted, one hand moving down to rest carefully on Glitch’s shoulder. It was large enough for the thumb to rest on his throat, the sharp nails ever so gentle against the skin. 

“Yes. And I would be more than willing to act on it. Now, if possible.” 

Glitch licked his lips, his heart rate speeding up when Savage’s eyes dipped down to track the movement. 

“I, uh, guess we should do something about it then,” he said, slowly, feeling his face grow warm. 

Savage’s lips twitched, forming the tiniest of grins.

It was the last thing Glitch saw before Savage bent down, kissing him carefully. 

[supremeleaderoofpoof]

[roguesones]

Savage Opress artwork David M. Buisan for Star Wars Unlimited