Amok Slime 🌞🌿

Keep honking! I'm caramelizing these onions to a perfect golden brown. (She/Her, He/Him, Queer, invisibly disabled, 30's, 18+) art account and Ko-fi: @slimemanagement

[mai-col]

More JSAMN nonsense.

[flowergirlmiwa]

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

[something-elsie]

there are lesbians who like my posts

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[optionalcausality]

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

[no-one-offical]

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[avontarrant]

[designobjectory]

Nessie beaker mug, 1968, by William John Clappison for Hornsea Pottery Co. Ltd.

[stjohnstarling]

Who wants to get fucked up on the green neolithic slime that makes you hallucinate to death?

[deathsprout]

remember when kirk and spock had that shit on?

[important-cat-pics]

[tinfoilvalentine]

Curating a list

[deadeyesopened]

[2percentsugar]

the fact that "eco" and "ethical" are two separate concerns in the global north, and that "eco" is a much more popular concern, with many "eco" products being made in actual sweatshops, is a big part of why i am The Joker

[2percentsugar]

if you think this is an exaggeration or splitting hairs where it doesn't matter:

i used to work at a Local Organic Produce store that's popular with the lefties in my city who are interested in food justice. i quit for a lot of reasons, mostly the boss, but something i will always remember is one of our suppliers coming in to drop off produce, being told her check wasn't ready, and her laughing and responding it didn't matter -- even a low bank account was more than enough to pay the migrants who picked her produce. i am not filling in any blanks here. she said this.

after quitting, this was a common story i told people about my time there. some then became annoyed at me, acting like i was a wokescold trying to undermine the store's "eco" mission with unrelated "ethical" concerns. but, like -- if food justice isn't for the people making food, who the fuck is it for?

like, don't get me wrong. my contention here is that the things go hand in hand, and that something which is unethical isn't actually eco. after all, humans are a part of the fucking ecosystem, and if a product can only be made by unsustainably exploiting humans, then it's unsustainable. doesn't matter which chemicals were used in making it, or whether or not animals were factory farmed.

[falseficus]

they *cannot* be separated. a product cannot be either eco or ethical — it must be both. a product that is made through human suffering cannot be eco for the reasons you said; a product that causes human suffering by contributing to the destruction of the ecosystem cannot be ethical. it must be both and we must insist on both

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[jabberding0]

Art by Luo Li Rong

[babytakeittothehead]

An old married couple

[bribinart]

no one's first mugshot

[mirandaharmon]

This happened at Trader Joes.

[cart-a-hearts]

Saruman tuning into Merry and Pippin show