The Blogger Known as Azure

She/Her. I shitpost most of the time but will sometimes be serious or talk genuinely about a topic I enjoy. Part time signalis blog now. please be nice.

[azure-again]

basically im creating new bits that arent funny

[chicken-delight]

[solardrake]

i am going to do it

[solardrake]

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

[solardrake]

it a litle bit cold

[thealogical]

my name is 4am girl and i love everyone so much it makes me sick

[symdog]

[azure-again]

my posting gland produces a transparent sludge that i can hork at potential threats while i escape

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[veletris]

we should have never left the primordial soup

[retiredmahoushoujo]

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[lildinospice]

[rosey-thorns]

hey you got tylers corks?

lylers gorks?

what

👽

[yinabyna]

Wish

[csny]

[thesituation]

[helloitsbees]

propaganda on my dash

[helloitsbees]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

[azure-again]

Dont fucking talk to me about pjjack, the last time we met he offered me a hug. And I said no but he did anyway and the entire time I could tell he was reaching his fingers for my back pocket to try to take my wallet. and then huffed about not needing women "like me" and then started begging for $10.

[thealogical]

americans are ruining my sleep schedule and with their warm company and charm and think they should all be punished badly

[esthermika]

speedrunning celeste is like piloting a mech. body and machine as one. i do extended hypers without even thinking, its instinct, second nature. the controller just an extension of my mind, just another muscle in a vast machine.

[ghxsttowns]

Doing some research on a couple of specimens

[azure-again]

gram cracker's snackula