Under that Old Apple Tree a Ringwraith sleeps

Level Up: Over 30 | she/her | NSFW content. Ship And Let Ship. A mess of a blog with transformers, LOTR, anime & manga, Star Wars stuff and occasionally fics by yours truly and some other things that amuse me.

[valkeakuulas]

Hello, I'm Kuulas

I came here for the sentient gay robots that fought against each other in a millennium-long war, when the nipples were free, and gifs ran wild in reactions, when one could actually change the content of another person’s post freely and asks could not be reblogged.

It’s been a wild decade so far.

During that time some things have changed and some things have not. Old things have gotten new names, both good and bad. Have seen the rise and fall of fandoms, ship wars, and SUPERWHOLOCK, witnessed the porn ban migration, and how Tumblr has cost different companies several millions of dollars.

In this blog you’ll find transformers from various ‘verses, Star Wars stuff (TCW mostly), LOTR, and some other things that amuse me. I occasionally write fics based on some of these fandoms but grammar is my enemy. 

My pfp is a crotch shot of a transformer wearing a garter (check out the tag ‘Axe’ or ‘kuuma kirvesmies’ and you’ll find the rest of him.)

My blog is LGBTQIA+ friendly. Now and always.

This is my corner in this dumpster fire and it’s my cozy place. This cozy place is definitely NSFW and has been from the very beginning. If there’s something in my content that you do not like, feel free to block me. Curate your own Tumblr experience but please leave mine to me. 

I’ve been here for ten years and will be here for another ten years, if possible.  

Oh, I also write fics. You can find them from here #valkeakuulas writes AKA butchers English grammar

[medius-prime]

Someone take my tablet away I cannot stop drawing him

[lukittuhhh]

finnish idiom of the week is

"ja yllättyneitä olivat..."

roughly, "and the following people were surprised:" (followed by nothing, obviously)

aka what I mutter to myself practically daily while reading the news

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

[padmerrie]

he was so real for this

[triibulinekiisu]

"Äiti voidaanko soittaa Paranoid"

"Meillä on Paranoid Kaustisella"

Paranoid Kaustisella:

[creativereid]

Ardea cinerea

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[anstarwar]

Shaak is still alive out there being a BAMF. I don’t know if she has the highest death count in SW, but 5 is still a lot

+++

Double art post Monday!

[heretherebebookdragons]

Pörriäisystävät 🐝🦋💕

Vuosnainen, Kustavi, kesä 2026

[elohopeanuoli]

Kaupunkini jodel-kanavalla on sisällissota meneillään (eli asiasta on tehty muutama postaus joissa keskustelu on keskimääräistä vilkkaampaa), haluan kuulla tumputtajien näkemyksen asiaan!

Onko aikuisen miehen ok saunoa äitinsä kanssa?

Joo

Ei

Vain jos mies ei ole parisuhteessa

Vain jos ei olla täysin alasti

Nyanssi/🧑‍🦲

Voting ended onJul 17

[sparklywaistcoat]

FYI Meta now allows your Insta photos to be mined for AI without your consent unless you opt out.

[cacodaemonia]

[kirsimys]

brave detective

[letshareapapou]

[phantomrose96]

Office comedy where the pilot episode newbie is being walked around to meet all their colleagues and they get introduced to the pair of coworkers who are snappy, electric, flirty, filling each other's coffee orders, finishing each other's sentences, desk leaning, bedroom eyes, feet kicking

And when the newbie asks someone "Are those two uh, you know?" the seasoned coworker goes "Aha yeah. Divorced 🙂"

[phantomrose96]

And this isn't a broken-up couple on the rebound. They've absolutely always been like this with each other save for the 11 months they were married, during which time every single day was a murder-suicide risk.

[phantomrose96]

Two people who are each other's absolute everything unless you try to make them share a kitchen and a budgeting system